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"Quiche is a German word that means "whales vagina" " Sounds like San Diego. I've learnt not to leave my lighter in the smoking area. | |||
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"... that I can fling a dog shit right down into my neighbour's BMW air conditioning filter, if I hurl it really fucking hard. Perhaps next time she won't refuse to tidy up after after I catch her mut leaving a shit on my lawn. "Haha good work | |||
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!) "That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently Iconic music of the 70’s disco period.. | |||
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I actually carried two very heavy men, obviously not at the same time  Mrs blue eyes
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"That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently Iconic music of the 70’s disco period.." Hence the smiley, but that's lost on you older folk 
One of the tracks on The Chemical Brothers new album unashamedly samples Peter Brown's Dance with me... | |||
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"That’s your opinion those of us who remember the village people may think differently Iconic music of the 70’s disco period.. Hence the smiley, but that's lost on you older folk
One of the tracks on The Chemical Brothers new album unashamedly samples Peter Brown's Dance with me..."Cheeky | |||
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" Cheeky "Couldn't resist
It's actually made me decide to listen to more of the Village People's stuff — I always assumed that they were a one hit wonder (or 2 at a push) | |||
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"Gianni Versace’s murder was quite interesting......" I'd forgotten about that - recalled that there was a documentary about it tho and now watching it on Netflix.... | |||
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"Today I found out that if ye masturbate every day that it's bad for your mental health, i always thought it was healthy to wank everyday? "It is... just not on the bus. | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though " Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!! | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!" iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me  | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me "You know what a cow looks like right? | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? "yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x"You mean other than the udders! | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
"Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow. Fuck knows what their son Max was. | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was. "Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!! | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was. "Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!! Oh shit!! He is in actual fact a dog | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex. | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "I was going to comment then changed my mind.... | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind.... " | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex." | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind.... "I could have sworn he was a cow! | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
" he isadog then | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
he isadog then"It appears so! | |||
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"You'll have a better nights sleep and wake up feeling fresher if you sleep without pillows " I'm not a fan of pillows. | |||
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"That I definitely need to see a shrink ". I need the opposite (5ft) | |||
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"Other people can have the exact same fantasies as yourself.... "You want to be the bar of soap in the team bath after a rugby match too? | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
I was going to comment then changed my mind....
I could have sworn he was a cow!
he isadog then"If he's a dog, why does he have a pet dog that behaves like a dog? | |||
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"your never more than ten feet away from a spider apparently "Shouldn't that be eight feet? | |||
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"your never more than ten feet away from a spider apparently
Shouldn't that be eight feet?" | |||
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc . So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts "Nice try | |||
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc . So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts "Yes it's packaged as vegan cheese. | |||
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"Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc . So it’s like you could sell it at Holland’s and Baratts
Yes it's packaged as vegan cheese."The way I see it, women should think less about swallowing it for us, but more about your health. | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog "What kinda cows have you been looking at? Obviously a dog | |||
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter! As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed. Ooopsie! " Blonde moment then was it | |||
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter! As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed. Ooopsie! Blonde moment then was it "Very blonde! Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along | |||
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter! As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed. Ooopsie! Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along "Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer | |||
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter! As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed. Ooopsie! Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along
Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer "I used to keep my foot off the pedal, but a couple of weeks ago I had a car undertake me then swerve right in front of me. It happened that quickly I had no time to react, move my foot to the brake. If my car didn't have anti collision thingy, I doubt I'd be writing this right now. I've kept my foot resting on the accelerator since, so I can get to the brake if I need. My car auto braking, my son was reaching down to get something out his bag, hearing his head slam off the dash then get thrown back in his seat. Not something I want to experience again. | |||
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"I've learnt this week, that the cruise control on my car doesn't work on the same principles as the speed limiter! As in, if you set cruise to 70 but rest your foot on the accelerator, you can end up going way over the set speed. Ooopsie! Blonde moment then was it
Very blonde!
Was wondering why everyone else was dawdling along
Erm, yes, very blonde — you're supposed to just set the limit then leave the pedals alone (if I touch the clutch or brake on mine it turns off) the idea is, generally, to just steer
I used to keep my foot off the pedal, but a couple of weeks ago I had a car undertake me then swerve right in front of me.
It happened that quickly I had no time to react, move my foot to the brake.
If my car didn't have anti collision thingy, I doubt I'd be writing this right now.
I've kept my foot resting on the accelerator since, so I can get to the brake if I need.
My car auto braking, my son was reaching down to get something out his bag, hearing his head slam off the dash then get thrown back in his seat. Not something I want to experience again. "Unfortunately, no amount of technology can compensate for dickheads like that — glad you and your son came out of it ok tho | |||
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"Finding out goofy I though was a dog is indeed a cow I still don't believe it though Goofy is a cow! You can tell me the dog all you like that is definitely a cow!!!!iv always believed a dog since ever lol shocked me
You know what a cow looks like right? yeah and he looks like a dog no resemblance to a cow in my eyes x
You mean other than the udders!
Nope, goofy was definitely a dog. You're probably thinking of his wife, Mrs Geef, who was a cow.
Fuck knows what their son Max was.
Now you've confused me I've spent my entire life believing goofy was a cow! That's it I'm Googling it!!!!
Oh shit!!
He is in actual fact a dog
Don't worry about it... I took 20 years to come to the same conclusion about my ex."I burst out laughing at this | |||
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"If a woman fabs all your pics she's interested in you didn't realise never took much notice of who fabbed my pics will be now though "Not sure this is true. | |||
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"That I could be stopped at security in Charles De Gaulle airport for having a concealed weapon in my pants. I convinced them to let me though security because it’s only explosive after significant female attention and I won’t be getting any of that ;-D" Funny..love it | |||
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"That the male Octopus will rip his penis off and throw it at the female for her to inseminate herself
He can grow another apparently. "That the men on here could learn a lot from the male octopus | |||
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"YMCA In the Navy Go West Macho man Can’t stop the music" ....classic movie. | |||
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"your never more than ten feet away from a spider apparently
Shouldn't that be eight feet?"The above produced my first giggle of the day... | |||
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!) "The village people weren't exactly original with their version. Pachelbel got there first in 1680. | |||
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"... Mine was discoving that Go West by the Pet Shop Boys was a cover version of a Village People song of the same name! (I listened to it, it's shit!)
The village people weren't exactly original with their version. Pachelbel got there first in 1680. "Neanderthals out of africa too ,few weeks before that | |||
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"One thing I did learn last week, there is a jelly fish that apparently doesn’t die of old age" Yes it's the Immortal Jelly fish. They regress back to their younger state over and over again. They only die if eaten. | |||
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"Yesterday I learned that what I have been calling a glockenspiel my whole life is actually a xylophone and vice versa "Glocs are wooden, Xylophones are metal. Well they were at my school. | |||
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"One thing I did learn last week, there is a jelly fish that apparently doesn’t die of old age" Yeah there is one species that seemingly is immortal as it changes form back and forth everytime. | |||
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"One thing I did learn last week, there is a jelly fish that apparently doesn’t die of old age Yes it's the Immortal Jelly fish. They regress back to their younger state over and over again. They only die if eaten." Hopefully they die before they're eaten. I don't want to be chasing my dinner around the table. | |||
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"Yesterday I learned that what I have been calling a glockenspiel my whole life is actually a xylophone and vice versa
Glocs are wooden, Xylophones are metal.
Well they were at my school."That was what I thought, but apparently it's the other way round 
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