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By *riendlyfunfem OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

We see em all the time, funny quotes, love quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes etc...

Do you have any faves or those that mean something to you or have helped you, or just like em for fun?

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“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is beauty, admire it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is an adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.”

? Mother Teresa

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Female /n./ Life support system for a pussy."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Women should be obscene and not heard." — John Lennon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many quotes stored in my brain as they have made an impact on my mind, that said here are a few of my most used...

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

Mark Twain

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."

William Wallace

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

Mark Twain

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've met the man in the street. He's a c**t. "

"A good idea attempted is better than a bad idea perfected"

"If your parents are listening to the same music you are ... you've got the wrong parents"

"Women should be obscene and not heard"

"Lead us not into temptation.

Just tell us where it is; we'll find it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i did not have sexual relations with that woman"

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By *riendlyfunfem OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by leaning to see an imperfect person perfectly"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Work to live, not live to work.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck Right Off Fud Face (FROFF) - FMUMA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand the heat stay out of the kitchen

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians - Henrik Ibsen

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something - Jackie Mason

Happiness, N. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another - Ambrose Bierce

Hypocrite: the man who murdered both parents....pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan - Abraham Lincoln

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer - Mark Twain

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By *riendlyfunfem OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

-- Bette Midler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We see em all the time, funny quotes, love quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes etc...

Do you have any faves or those that mean something to you or have helped you, or just like em for fun?

Here goes....

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.

Life is beauty, admire it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is an adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.”

? Mother Teresa

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nicely put.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man that never made a mistake

Never made anything

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

love that one

we were studying this on wednesday...

There is an appointed time for everything. And there is a time for every event under heaven—

A time to give birth and a time to die;

A time to plant and a time to uproot what is planted.

A time to kill and a time to heal;

A time to tear down and a time to build up.

A time to weep and a time to laugh;

A time to mourn and a time to dance.

A time to throw stones and a time to gather stones;

A time to embrace and a time to shun embracing.

A time to search and a time to give up as lost;

A time to keep and a time to throw away.

A time to tear apart and a time to sew together;

A time to be silent and a time to speak.

A time to love and a time to hate;

A time for war and a time for peace.

some of the wisest words ever written, the more you read it, the more it says.

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By *riendlyfunfem OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying is better than wondering.

Didn't work out, means going to plan B.

You can't polish a turd.

If you can't take it, don't bend over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

Lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying is better than wondering.

Didn't work out, means going to plan B.

You can't polish a turd.

If you can't take it, don't bend over...

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima

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By *riendlyfunfem OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

One that is very true and amongst my faves....

"Laugh when you can, apologise when you should and let go of the things you can't change. Kiss slowly, love deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances, give everything, have no regrets, life is too short to be anything....but happy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If music be the food of love, play on,

Give me excess of it; that surfeiting,

The appetite may sicken, and so die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pain is temporary ,quitting is forever ,lance armstrong ..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is fatal, nobody gets out alive

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

They usually have 2 tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one - Rita Rudner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definition of Good and Evil : Good is what you like, Evil is what you dont like.

Man is the only animmal in whom the law of self preservation is enacted after he has willingly subjected himself to the machinations of his destruction.

Anton La Vey.

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

I have nothing to declare except my genius....Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't fear nobody." Outlandish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what I want to think of myself? As a human being. Because, I mean I don't want to be like "As Confucius say," but under the sky, under the heavens there is but one family. It just so happens that people are different.

Bruce Lee.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You can't help the poor by destroying the rich.

Emerson

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

if your aunty had bollocks she would be your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“A fashion is merely a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled to alter it every six months.”

"One had to be painted to be a man. Those who didn't alter their natural state were indistinguishable from the animals."

"Don't tell him, Pike!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what fuckin gun ???

john lennon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plurb is everything and nothing simultaneously.

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

even the president of the united states sometimes must have to stand naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creme de la menth - del boy trotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"L'amour est la poésie des sens."

- Honoré de Ballsac

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

and a couple courtesy of joe strummer.

The way you get a better world is, you don't put up with substandard anything.

You have the right not to be killed, unless it was done by a policeman or an aristocrat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is not finding someone you can live with, it is finding someone you can not live without xx

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