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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't believe I'm sat here on my own...... and my bloody lighter doesn't work!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked "

Do you have a light please

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

You two are hopeless, good job I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quit but all the best chats were in the lepers area so I'm just coming for a nosy.

I don't have a lighter though. Sorry.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm here and I brought a lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quit but all the best chats were in the lepers area so I'm just coming for a nosy.

I don't have a lighter though. Sorry. "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just watched a YouTube video on how to make fire, all I need is a battery, some foil and some lint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No gos but im sparkin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol "

Ooh, lovely.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best people are smokers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here and I brought a lighter "

Legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked "

Sorry had to pop to the men's room anyone got a lighter

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

I have a light & a full pack ,hope I'm OK to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

Sorry had to pop to the men's room anyone got a lighter "

I hope you washed your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!"

Shhhhh, just don't tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

Sorry had to pop to the men's room anyone got a lighter

I hope you washed your hands "

Ofcourse i did lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!"

Don't worry we've got your back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a light & a full pack ,hope I'm OK to join in "

The more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!? "

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back! "

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters "

Me too I am a renowned for pocket in lighters.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him. "

Smoke up everybody, get back to the bar for free drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him. "

Make mine a pink gin and lemonade gal . Ssshhh our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Smoke up everybody, get back to the bar for free drinks "
wait up ive not finished me doobie errrm i mean cigarette yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Make mine a pink gin and lemonade gal . Ssshhh our secret"

I'm good at keeping secrets.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Smoke up everybody, get back to the bar for free drinks wait up ive not finished me doobie errrm i mean cigarette yet "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can the last one to leave please switch off the heater.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the last one to leave please switch off the heater..... "
would be me no worries hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you please all make sure you come back to the bar before Ash comes back because otherwise it's going to look like I have done a shocking job!

Don't worry we've got your back!

I'm giving away free drinks what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Smoke up everybody, get back to the bar for free drinks wait up ive not finished me doobie errrm i mean cigarette yet "

Oooh, let's get some crisps and a pickled egg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can the last one to leave please switch off the heater..... would be me no worries hun "

Good padawan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey...where did they all go? I brought a multi pack of lighters with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters "

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought? "

I've got a pocket full here.. it may be 1 off everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought? "

4 ... ooh look someone's left their ciggies. Do you think we should go in and tell them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey...where did they all go? I brought a multi pack of lighters with me "

Probably me

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yay, more smokers. Huddle up, it's cold x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my ciggies sure i left them out here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought?

4 ... ooh look someone's left their ciggies. Do you think we should go in and tell them?"

Nah..... You can use it as currency lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my ciggies sure i left them out here "

I've been looking after them for you stretch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really "

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay, more smokers. Huddle up, it's cold x"

There's room under the heater..... squidge in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my ciggies sure i left them out here

I've been looking after them for you stretch "

Thanks missy id forget my head if it weren't screwed hay wait a minute this was a new pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought?

4 ... ooh look someone's left their ciggies. Do you think we should go in and tell them?"

We could just share them out, people are good at sharing around here

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Can the last one to leave please switch off the heater..... "

No sorry we'll all be back here in 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did used to like a smokers corner back in the day...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yay, more smokers. Huddle up, it's cold x

There's room under the heater..... squidge in "

I might inappropriately touch, big boob problems x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too windy to roll so I've got some L&B blue...who's nicked my clipper!?

Might have been me. I like collecting lighters

Ooh so do I, how many have you pinched, I mean bought?

4 ... ooh look someone's left their ciggies. Do you think we should go in and tell them?

We could just share them out, people are good at sharing around here "

Sharing is Caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my ciggies sure i left them out here

I've been looking after them for you stretch

Thanks missy id forget my head if it weren't screwed hay wait a minute this was a new pack "

* holds hands up * Nothing to do with me Stretch...I'm on the rollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been looking for the smokers corner since I got her budge up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay, more smokers. Huddle up, it's cold x

There's room under the heater..... squidge in

I might inappropriately touch, big boob problems x "

There's no problem when it comes to big boobs..... and it's only inappropriate if I don't like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been looking for the smokers corner since I got her budge up x"

Got you a seat warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone seen my ciggies sure i left them out here

I've been looking after them for you stretch

Thanks missy id forget my head if it weren't screwed hay wait a minute this was a new pack

* holds hands up * Nothing to do with me Stretch...I'm on the rollies "

Hmmm

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yay, more smokers. Huddle up, it's cold x

There's room under the heater..... squidge in

I might inappropriately touch, big boob problems x

There's no problem when it comes to big boobs..... and it's only inappropriate if I don't like it "

All good then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x"

Welcome whenever we go out kinky and may i say awesome pics btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Welcome whenever we go out kinky and may i say awesome pics btw "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x"

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Welcome whenever we go out kinky and may i say awesome pics btw

Thank you "
there is always room for a little one im a non smoker without a lighter but your pics are hot enough lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! "
did you say blow back lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Typical, I come out for a smoke and everyone's gone back in to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone mind if i spark up a doobie ill move away if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here "

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves."

No idea, but he shared it with me and now I can't feel my teeth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves."

Leave me be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves.

No idea, but he shared it with me and now I can't feel my teeth...... "

It's normal ill make sure your ok

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves.

Leave me be lol "

That's the paranoia kicking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves.

Leave me be lol

That's the paranoia kicking in "

I knew i should of walked away from you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just stand over here vaping since the non smokers view me as one of you lot and the smokers view me as a wanker. Quite apt really

Lol, bring your vape, no judgement here

Great, thanks That guy over there, what's he smoking? It smells quite exotic, almost like burning leaves.

No idea, but he shared it with me and now I can't feel my teeth......

It's normal ill make sure your ok "

Ok, but if I die can you bury me with crisps?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol "

So are mine but Audrey Hepburns ( the slim skinny ones)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol

So are mine but Audrey Hepburns ( the slim skinny ones)"

Ooh, posh

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol "

I spit my G&T out at that comment!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol

So are mine but Audrey Hepburns ( the slim skinny ones)

Ooh, posh "

Classy bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that comment!!! "

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy all anyone got a lighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter "

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol

So are mine but Audrey Hepburns ( the slim skinny ones)"

Ohh haven't had that type for months. Might have to pinch one off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter "

Me again I nicked them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest "

Here's a cloth Bella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery "

Is it the foil trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

Me again I nicked them all "

None of them mine as i forgot mine on my way out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

Here's a cloth Bella "

Why, thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick "

Yep.... Just need to find some lint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint "

Last time i did that i lost my eyebrows and my beard

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint "

Will belly button fluff suffice?

I'm so damn classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint

Will belly button fluff suffice?

I'm so damn classy "

Who knows?! Let's give it a whirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two's up anyone? I dropped my box somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

Here's a cloth Bella

Why, thank you! X"

Need some help wiping that G&T off Diamond's chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that comment!!! "

We don't want wasted G&T diamond x

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over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint

Will belly button fluff suffice?

I'm so damn classy

Who knows?! Let's give it a whirl!"

Hold on lemme move away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

Here's a cloth Bella

Why, thank you! X

Need some help wiping that G&T off Diamond's chest? "

Step forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two's up anyone? I dropped my box somewhere..."

Have you got a lighter tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm joining you all. I don't mind sharing but mine are menthol

So are mine but Audrey Hepburns ( the slim skinny ones)

Ohh haven't had that type for months. Might have to pinch one off ya "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there "

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake! "

Here have one of mine someone pinched half me pack already so may aswell smoke em all

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that comment!!!

We don't want wasted G&T diamond x"

Lol nope!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

Here's a cloth Bella

Why, thank you! X

Need some help wiping that G&T off Diamond's chest? "

You buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heads spinning nice one stretch you've d*unk too much

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint

Will belly button fluff suffice?

I'm so damn classy

Who knows?! Let's give it a whirl!"

I look really weird with no eyebrows now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake! "

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all anyone got a lighter

let me show you a trick I learnt using a battery

Is it the foil trick

Yep.... Just need to find some lint

Will belly button fluff suffice?

I'm so damn classy

Who knows?! Let's give it a whirl!

I look really weird with no eyebrows now "
happened to me except it took my beard too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a little one as I could do with a natter, sorry no lighter as I'm a non smoker but you lot are more fun x

Can I tempt you to try a blowback?! did you say blow back lol

I spit my G&T out at that

comment!!!

Here, let me help...... you've spilled a bit down your chest

Here's a cloth Bella

Why, thank you! X

Need some help wiping that G&T off Diamond's chest?

You buggers "

I've been called worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters "

How the hell do you have so many?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters "

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

How the hell do you have so many?! "

I think I put them in my bra after each light up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine? "

Could be mine been looking for them all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two's up anyone? I dropped my box somewhere...

Have you got a lighter tho? "

I got someone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine? "

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??"

Right, everyone queue up for a rummage in her bra

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??

Right, everyone queue up for a rummage in her bra "

Right behind you

Oh hang on

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ve never laughed so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

How the hell do you have so many?!

I think I put them in my bra after each light up "

Bra's make the best pockets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh left a bit... Left a bit more... Oi that's not my bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??

Right, everyone queue up for a rummage in her bra

Right behind you

Oh hang on "

Do I need a ticket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where the fuck has stretch gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??

Right, everyone queue up for a rummage in her bra

Right behind you

Oh hang on

Do I need a ticket?"

Not at all dive in

Plenty of room for more.got 30 bloody lighters and diamonds ciggys in here hiding

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Where the fuck has stretch gone? "

He's "milking the cow"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Where the fuck has stretch gone? "

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Where the fuck has stretch gone? "

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

He's "milking the cow" "

I told him to leave her alone as it's pasture bedtime

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!"

I was just in there, I didn't see him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now..."

Bloody kids......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to step outside it's getting rowdy in there

Bloody ruffians! I've lost my ciggies.....fuck sake!

Have 1 of mine lovely.. hold on they are here somewhere in between all these damn lighters

Hey!! Aren’t those mine?

Sorry diamond my lovely hold on. Let me get them you

They in here somewhere.. why do I put everything on my bra??

Right, everyone queue up for a rummage in her bra

Right behind you

Oh hang on

Do I need a ticket?

Not at all dive in

Plenty of room for more.got 30 bloody lighters and diamonds ciggys in here hiding "

It's so warm in here

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!

I was just in there, I didn't see him! "

Send out a search party? He's bloody tall so shouldn't be hard to spot!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

He's "milking the cow"

I told him to leave her alone as it's pasture bedtime "

Lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids...... "

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good "

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya "

If i ask for another beer dont let me have one lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya "

Psst, give him milk, we've got tons of the stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

He's "milking the cow"

I told him to leave her alone as it's pasture bedtime

Lmfao!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya

Psst, give him milk, we've got tons of the stuff"

You two are so nice looking after tall old me lol bless ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya

Psst, give him milk, we've got tons of the stuff"

Cheers.... I herd there was plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

I think he might be face down in the bushes by now...

Bloody kids......

Correct i fell asleep behind the bushes heads spinning not feeling too good

Here, have some more water.... I'll look after ya

Psst, give him milk, we've got tons of the stuff

You two are so nice looking after tall old me lol bless ya "

We're a lovely bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think ill have another lay down here in this ants nest you lot go on without me ill be ok in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think ill have another lay down here in this ants nest you lot go on without me ill be ok in a few minutes "

Hang on..... let me get you a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

This is the best Saturday night I've had *hiccup* ... in ages ... thanks all you lovely guys *hiccup* ... youse alll sooooo sexy. Love youse all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ill have another lay down here in this ants nest you lot go on without me ill be ok in a few minutes

Hang on..... let me get you a pillow "

Awww thanks bella you go have a drink ill be fine honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!

I was just in there, I didn't see him! "

You were in her bra? I didn't see you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your all having fun on my bra.. i know I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ill have another lay down here in this ants nest you lot go on without me ill be ok in a few minutes "

What's ya beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"falls face first on the grass and falls asleep"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LMFAO

This is the best Saturday night I've had *hiccup* ... in ages ... thanks all you lovely guys *hiccup* ... youse alll sooooo sexy. Love youse all xxx "

The night isn't over yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked "

Can I join your huddle for heat. I've got a lighter and a 30g pack of Sterling...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""falls face first on the grass and falls asleep""

*puts stretch in the recovery position*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

Can I join your huddle for heat. I've got a lighter and a 30g pack of Sterling..."

Join in but most of them are hiding in my bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""falls face first on the grass and falls asleep"

*puts stretch in the recovery position*"

*nicks lighters*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

Can I join your huddle for heat. I've got a lighter and a 30g pack of Sterling..."

Welcome

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Searching for something else, I found matches in a drawer, if you are stuck. Evening, my lovelies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a place to huddle under the heaters for a puff and a gossip whilst the bar gets re-stocked

Can I join your huddle for heat. I've got a lighter and a 30g pack of Sterling...

Join in but most of them are hiding in my bra "

It's so nice in here

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!

I was just in there, I didn't see him!

You were in her bra? I didn't see you! "

It was quite busy to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Searching for something else, I found matches in a drawer, if you are stuck. Evening, my lovelies "

Evening beaut! Love the smell of matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me "

Good man, pass it here please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please "

Do you like rice pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think ill have another lay down here in this ants nest you lot go on without me ill be ok in a few minutes

What's ya beef?"

You're milking it now

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please "

Did you see what it did to him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him? "

I ended up with a cow......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him? "

Yeah poor fellow, ill take over sure

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him?

I ended up with a cow......"

Gotta take the rough with the smoooove.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him?

I ended up with a cow......

Gotta take the rough with the smoooove.

Sorry "

How Dairy!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him?

I ended up with a cow......

Gotta take the rough with the smoooove.

Sorry

How Dairy! "

It gets worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the fuck has stretch gone?

In bbw’s Bra with NSA chick!

I was just in there, I didn't see him!

You were in her bra? I didn't see you!

It was quite busy to be fair "

I enjoyed every minute of it..

Definitely need another ciggy now...

Oi who's nicked all the lighters I collected??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Searching for something else, I found matches in a drawer, if you are stuck. Evening, my lovelies

Evening beaut! Love the smell of matches "

Evening. There's also a little something about striking matches that's exciting (not an arsonist, I'll add). They should bottle more smells like matches etc

I love watching men smoke, if any here are having a drag - I perve smoking areas and men working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New and bored hi all

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By *dtittyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Roll ups here, but all the best lilub chats are outside in smoker's corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh im awake im up whats going on why am i naked who did this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fyi if there's a wierd but nice smell around its just me

Good man, pass it here please

Did you see what it did to him?

I ended up with a cow......

Gotta take the rough with the smoooove.

Sorry

How Dairy!

It gets worse "

What a load of bull!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Huh im awake im up whats going on why am i naked who did this? "

It wasn't me

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