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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone...Welcome to Bar Fabulash...

Its great to be back behind the bar again having been busy the last couple of weeks.

Can i get anyone a drink and play a song on the jukebox for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will you get my drink to me

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The usual please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor "

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..... floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat"

Isn't that an IKEA wardrobe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat

Isn't that an IKEA wardrobe? "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How will you get my drink to me "

By Magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat

Isn't that an IKEA wardrobe? "

no its a martini apparently

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The usual please "

Another bottle of tequila coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor "

Can you handle another prosecco and gin my lovely?...

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Sorry, ran off with Wade for a not so quickie another round of tequila please, Ash will we make them body shots this time or is it still too early?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the salt and lime?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..... floor "

4 more tequilas on the bar for you as so far this evening you have only had a few!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat"

Another Danish martini coming right up!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il get another eerf skrebnad please wentbdown a treat

Another Danish martini coming right up!..."

thanks buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..... floor

4 more tequilas on the bar for you as so far this evening you have only had a few!"

I'm pacing myself

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please x "

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Abba - Dancing queen

Are you ready to have a boogie Angie?...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jukebox: Train - Drops of Jupiter

Drinks: I’ve sorted myself out with a white Rioja.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash "

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry, ran off with Wade for a not so quickie another round of tequila please, Ash will we make them body shots this time or is it still too early?

V x"

Another round of tequilas coming right up Vanessa...I think its still early!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip! "

Indeed! Let's synchronise our watches for the next fag break

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash "

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip! "

Couldn’t find you lol besides you wouldn't wanna join me for a ciggie (there not real ciggies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also "

Ill probably be back out there in ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip!

Indeed! Let's synchronise our watches for the next fag break "

I'll try and find ya both next time

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Jukebox: Train - Drops of Jupiter

Drinks: I’ve sorted myself out with a white Rioja."

Good evening RoxiAnne

Hope you enjoy the White Rioja...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

Train - Drops of Jupiter

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip!

Indeed! Let's synchronise our watches for the next fag break "

Deal

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also "

So the bar will be unsupervised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip!

Indeed! Let's synchronise our watches for the next fag break

Deal "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

So the bar will be unsupervised? "

Nope he's put me in charge but that's pretty much the same thing as leaving it unsupervised.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm off to have some food and a smoke guys for about 30 mins but the lovely LornaJo will be standing in behind the bar for me while I'm away so have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciggie break who's in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While he's gone I think we should definitely have happy hour!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

So the bar will be unsupervised?

Nope he's put me in charge but that's pretty much the same thing as leaving it unsupervised. "

Good evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider lovely... To start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in "

Come join my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

So the bar will be unsupervised?

Nope he's put me in charge but that's pretty much the same thing as leaving it unsupervised.

Good evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider lovely... To start"

For you its on the house.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

So the bar will be unsupervised?

Nope he's put me in charge but that's pretty much the same thing as leaving it unsupervised.

Good evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider lovely... To start

For you its on the house. "

Much obliged

Although I would have had a bottle of wine if I knew it was on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

Another JD and cola coming right up...

I'm off in a while for a smoke also

So the bar will be unsupervised?

Nope he's put me in charge but that's pretty much the same thing as leaving it unsupervised.

Good evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider lovely... To start

For you its on the house.

Much obliged

Although I would have had a bottle of wine if I knew it was on the house "

coming up! I said I would look after the bar I didn't say I would do it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please "

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house. "

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread "

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!"

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid. "

You're my favourite ever barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie"

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey it's freezing out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid"

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid"

And ill have a pitcher of French martini please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music. "

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there "

I can warm you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there "

Wanna borrow my cardigan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

I can warm you up "

An invitation i simply can't refuse there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

Wanna borrow my cardigan? "

Thanks but lornajos offered to warm me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

And ill have a pitcher of French martini please? "

Coming right up!

And I'm lining up the shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!"

Thank you last time I was left in charge I couldn't work the jukebox so I kicked it and broke it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!"

Anything but cha cha slide.. pulled my knee out last time I tried to slide the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

I can warm you up

An invitation i simply can't refuse there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

Wanna borrow my cardigan?

Thanks but lornajos offered to warm me up "

Yeah, if probably choose her over my cardigan too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Anything but cha cha slide.. pulled my knee out last time I tried to slide the left "

Can you still criss cross?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Anything but cha cha slide.. pulled my knee out last time I tried to slide the left "

My sister actually ended up in A&E last time we tried to do that in a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

Wanna borrow my cardigan?

Thanks but lornajos offered to warm me up

Yeah, if probably choose her over my cardigan too "

We could have a group hug under the cardigan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Thank you last time I was left in charge I couldn't work the jukebox so I kicked it and broke it! "

Who said anything about a jukebox?! I've got a microphone, an iPod and a desire to sing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

Wanna borrow my cardigan?

Thanks but lornajos offered to warm me up

Yeah, if probably choose her over my cardigan too

We could have a group hug under the cardigan. "

Will you bring tequila?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin. "

I'll have a gin please and one for yourself, I insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Thank you last time I was left in charge I couldn't work the jukebox so I kicked it and broke it!

Who said anything about a jukebox?! I've got a microphone, an iPod and a desire to sing!"

Oh perfect!

What are you going to sing for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Anything but cha cha slide.. pulled my knee out last time I tried to slide the left

Can you still criss cross?! "

Just about. I've got the criss but struggle with the cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey it's freezing out there

Wanna borrow my cardigan?

Thanks but lornajos offered to warm me up

Yeah, if probably choose her over my cardigan too

We could have a group hug under the cardigan.

Will you bring tequila?"

That goes without saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin.

I'll have a gin please and one for yourself, I insist "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ciggie break who's in

Come join my thread

Followed you back in

Can I have a large pink gin and lemonade please... And who's turning the music on? I'm ready to boogie

What so you want me to serve drink and sort the music.

I'll be DJ...requests!!!!!

Thank you last time I was left in charge I couldn't work the jukebox so I kicked it and broke it!

Who said anything about a jukebox?! I've got a microphone, an iPod and a desire to sing!

Oh perfect!

What are you going to sing for us? "

99 bottles of beer on the wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin.

I'll have a gin please and one for yourself, I insist "

Coming right up for the handsome chap sat at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just fell over lol thats it im on only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fell over lol thats it im on only "

Come and have a little sit down my lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fell over lol thats it im on only

Come and have a little sit down my lovely. "

Can i get a think im gunna stop boozing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin.

I'll have a gin please and one for yourself, I insist

Coming right up for the handsome chap sat at the bar "

Flattery will get you everywhere. Now, drink up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too bloody cold out there! Can I have a port please

Yep of course you can.

I can't figure out how to work the till so it's on the house.

Everyone....free drinks!!!!

Yep I'm a pretty crap bar maid.

You're my favourite ever barmaid

Oh yes I give away free drinks and I'm pretty much anyone's after one gin.

I'll have a gin please and one for yourself, I insist

Coming right up for the handsome chap sat at the bar

Flattery will get you everywhere. Now, drink up "

I like a man that's masterful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fell over lol thats it im on only

Come and have a little sit down my lovely.

Can i get a think im gunna stop boozing lol "

Got you a glass of water my lovely, rehydrate yourself

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By *eren and LuthienCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fell over lol thats it im on only

Come and have a little sit down my lovely.

Can i get a think im gunna stop boozing lol

Got you a glass of water my lovely, rehydrate yourself "

Of course you can.

we don't want you getting all giddy now do we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Abba - Dancing queen

Are you ready to have a boogie Angie?...x"

I am, I’ve got my dancing shoes on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just fell over lol thats it im on only

Come and have a little sit down my lovely.

Can i get a think im gunna stop boozing lol

Got you a glass of water my lovely, rehydrate yourself

Of course you can.

we don't want you getting all giddy now do we "

Perhaps or maybe we do in fun when in giddy

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Please can I have another pint please friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx "

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Abba - Dancing queen

Are you ready to have a boogie Angie?...x

I am, I’ve got my dancing shoes on x "

What would you like to drink Angie?

Ashes left me in charge so it's a free bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I have another pint please friend "

You can have anything you want.

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By *eren and LuthienCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house. "

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar "

Best bar ever i dont usually do bars but this place is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar "

Would you like another before he gets back?

just don't tell anyone else we need to keep it on the down low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house. "

Don't listen to her, she's a fabulous barmaid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar

Best bar ever i dont usually do bars but this place is awesome "

That's a shame I think autocorrect changed that comment.

But don't worry I understand that you meant this place has the best barmaid ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar

Best bar ever i dont usually do bars but this place is awesome "

Irs the punters that make it awesome and fabulous service!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I was out back erm making a phone call, please ignore my disheveled appearance

Gimme another pitcher of those French martinis please, before Ash gets back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Don't listen to her, she's a fabulous barmaid! "

And you are my favourite customer (just don't tell the others)

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By *eren and LuthienCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar

Best bar ever i dont usually do bars but this place is awesome "

It does look pretty good...I may just need to become a regular lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was out back erm making a phone call, please ignore my disheveled appearance

Gimme another pitcher of those French martinis please, before Ash gets back! "

I will give you two so that you could be nice and stocked up for he gets back.

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By *eren and LuthienCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Aww that’s so nice I like this bar

Would you like another before he gets back?

just don't tell anyone else we need to keep it on the down low. "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx

Hello and you are very welcome.

I'm just the stand in bar barmaid, which is why it is complete chaos but normal service will be resumed when Ash gets back. As you are me to the Fabulous bar the drinks are on the house.

Don't listen to her, she's a fabulous barmaid!

And you are my favourite customer (just don't tell the others)"

Can you get me badge?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back and i brought chips whose hungry

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner! "

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ash how was the break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was out back erm making a phone call, please ignore my disheveled appearance

Gimme another pitcher of those French martinis please, before Ash gets back! "

Can I drop my straw into your pitcher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen. "

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen. "

We corrupted her...... and it was so much fun!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please x

Good evening lovely Angie...

One large white wine coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Abba - Dancing queen

Are you ready to have a boogie Angie?...x

I am, I’ve got my dancing shoes on x "

Thanks for the dance...I love your dancing shoes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault "

Snitches get stitches

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault "

That's it I'm keeping the hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault "

I only asked her to play with my hair yesterday. That was the o my part I had In This

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Club tropicana drinks are freeeeee

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

We corrupted her...... and it was so much fun! "

She might never be the same again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat"

Nooooo not my hat the source of all my power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

"

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

Nooooo not my hat the source of all my power "

Don't worry stretch..... I'll chase her!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two "

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

I only asked her to play with my hair yesterday. That was the o my part I had In This "

Thanks for the backup!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash how was the break "

I needed that smoke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned "

U may have my power source and yes i maybe stoned but im still able to eat all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned "

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi ash how was the break

I needed that smoke!"

Lol think we all did tbh lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

who would like another drink now I'm back and a song on the jukebox....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding? "

Relaxe the rice pudding craving will go enjoy the buzz and stick with me you'll be fine hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding? "

See the rabble you left me with Ash!

I didn't stand a chance.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

Relaxe the rice pudding craving will go enjoy the buzz and stick with me you'll be fine hun"

But I need rice pudding! Omg, I really need rice pudding!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

See the rabble you left me with Ash!

I didn't stand a chance. "

I have had some complaints from the neighbours about the noise while i was away!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m here......oooops, just fell over someone led on the floor "

You make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

See the rabble you left me with Ash!

I didn't stand a chance.

I have had some complaints from the neighbours about the noise while i was away!"

Fuck em!!!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me "

Hi Cat...Another large prosecco coming right up and and a Vodka and Pepsi for your friend...

I'm ready for that slow dance when you are

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Back snuck off for a quick cigarette can i get a please ash

You should have given me a shout, smokers shelter is the best place for night out gossip!

Indeed! Let's synchronise our watches for the next fag break

Deal "

Count me in since we are drinking too

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!"

It was stretch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

See the rabble you left me with Ash!

I didn't stand a chance.

I have had some complaints from the neighbours about the noise while i was away!

Fuck em!!!!!"

That's it get me banned on my 1st night in the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

Relaxe the rice pudding craving will go enjoy the buzz and stick with me you'll be fine hun

But I need rice pudding! Omg, I really need rice pudding!!!!"

Only thing that'll stop the craving is pudding it's fine

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back!

Thanks lovely Lorna for keeping an eye on my tequila supplies while i was having my dinner!

It was then they made me do it!!!

I tried to keep them under control but they wouldn't listen.

I can vouch for lornajo they over powered her wasn't her fault

That's it I'm keeping the hat

That's it im eating all these chips none for you two

We can just take them, I have the source of your power remember? Plus you're stoned

Wtf?! He gave me one of his rollies....... I thought the weird taste was just the after effects of the tequila!

Am I going to die?! And why do I suddenly want rice pudding?

See the rabble you left me with Ash!

I didn't stand a chance.

I have had some complaints from the neighbours about the noise while i was away!

Fuck em!!!!!

That's it get me banned on my 1st night in the bar "

You can stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me

Hi Cat...Another large prosecco coming right up and and a Vodka and Pepsi for your friend...

I'm ready for that slow dance when you are "

Whenever you get the music sorted x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please? "

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch! "

I thought it might have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!"

I don't know what happened, but it was all in slow motion

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please? "

One large Hendricks coming right up Diamond...

I think I'm going to have to get a team of cleaners in in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch! "

I admit to everything

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything. "

No way, I was out back, remember!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything "

No stretch!!!!! Deny everything..... there's no proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything "

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me

Hi Cat...Another large prosecco coming right up and and a Vodka and Pepsi for your friend...

I'm ready for that slow dance when you are

Whenever you get the music sorted x"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPWHkK-_a_A

George Michael - A Different corner

Hope you like the slow number x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo "

I didn't know where else to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

"

Cant have been Nsachick she was with me errr looking at my stamp collection

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over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it "

Were did it come from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ash.

I’ll have a pint of your strongest please and whatever your having

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it "

You mean that was an udder I was pulling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it

You mean that was an udder I was pulling? "

I did tell you to mooooove to the next cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember! "

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone...Welcome to Bar Fabulash...

Its great to be back behind the bar again having been busy the last couple of weeks.

Can i get anyone a drink and play a song on the jukebox for you?"

Can i get another cola please ash and also wack some slipknot on left behind please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash.

I’ll have a pint of your strongest please and whatever your having "

Good evening The Manc....

Nice to see you in the bar again...

One pint of Carlsberg special brew coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty! "

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it

Were did it come from lol "

I think I won it in a game of dominoes

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside....... "

That was your rice pudding! I was just making a phone call, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside....... "

Wasn't me or Nsachick we've been well behaved "whistles as i walk away"

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"New to the forums...

I’d love a G&T xxx "

welcome to the fab lounge bar B and L and to the forum also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside.......

That was your rice pudding! I was just making a phone call, honest "

As long as it wasn't quiche, quiche is just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it

Were did it come from lol

I think I won it in a game of dominoes"

I never win anything i really wanted that cow was gunna put a taxi sign on it and take it home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside.......

That was your rice pudding! I was just making a phone call, honest "

My memory is very foggy...... stretch has got a lot of explaining to do!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Ewww what’s all this sticky stuff on the bar??

Ash could I have a large Hendricks this time please?

I think the sticky stuff had something to do with NSA chick.

Not that im a snitch or anything.

No way, I was out back, remember!

I've just come in from out there...she was indeed out back, she's naughty!

There's some weird sticky stuff on the table outside.......

That was your rice pudding! I was just making a phone call, honest

As long as it wasn't quiche, quiche is just wrong. "

Enough with the quiche hate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it

Were did it come from lol

I think I won it in a game of dominoes

I never win anything i really wanted that cow was gunna put a taxi sign on it and take it home "

I've herd that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me

Hi Cat...Another large prosecco coming right up and and a Vodka and Pepsi for your friend...

I'm ready for that slow dance when you are

Whenever you get the music sorted x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPWHkK-_a_A

George Michael - A Different corner

Hope you like the slow number x"

Yes that's a good one Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why is there empty pots of rice pudding all over the bar?!

It was stretch!

I admit to everything

Im heading out for a doobie before i get blamed for the cow in the mens loo

I didn't know where else to put it

Were did it come from lol

I think I won it in a game of dominoes

I never win anything i really wanted that cow was gunna put a taxi sign on it and take it home

I've herd that before "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash another large prosecco please for me and a vodka and Pepsi plus ice for my very good friend who's joined me

Hi Cat...Another large prosecco coming right up and and a Vodka and Pepsi for your friend...

I'm ready for that slow dance when you are

Whenever you get the music sorted x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPWHkK-_a_A

George Michael - A Different corner

Hope you like the slow number x

Yes that's a good one Ash "

Thank you Cat..Sorry about standing on your foot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash.

I’ll have a pint of your strongest please and whatever your having "

Fancy seeing you here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Looks like i better start another bar thread as this one is nearly finished and collect some more glasses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite fancy another bottle of wine, if you have any spare..

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