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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, was looking firward to a round of golf this morning after a busy week at work. Pulled a muscle getting out of bed, can hardly move now

Anyone else have stupid injuries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, was looking firward to a round of golf this morning after a busy week at work. Pulled a muscle getting out of bed, can hardly move now

Anyone else have stupid injuries?"

Yes a pulled neck muscle earlier in week after seeing a spider in bed

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

Whiplash after headbutting a beam in work yesterday and regular pain in my wrist from tearing the ligaments after falling over an icy wall as a teenager

Mr.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Whiplash after headbutting a beam in work yesterday and regular pain in my wrist from tearing the ligaments after falling over an icy wall as a teenager

Mr."

What did the beam do wrong to you?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Not currently but I did trip getting off of a bus on the second day if my honeymoon and break my ankle. It was the morning and I was sober. No sexcapades involved. Didn't really get off on the right foot

V x

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun


"Whiplash after headbutting a beam in work yesterday and regular pain in my wrist from tearing the ligaments after falling over an icy wall as a teenager

Mr.

What did the beam do wrong to you? "

Well the machine it was attached to wasn't doing what it was meant to do so I was working underneath it, unfortunately I was at a vertical disadvantage to the beam so it decided to let me know it was there

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I have an enormous bruise on my bum after falling over and hitting it on the corner of a lowered sink in a nursery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twisted ankle stepping off a kerb. It only felt like a pinch but it's bloody painful now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing football, running through to take a shot when a defender nicked the ball away. I swung at fresh air, no contact with anything. Pathetic, eh?

Torn knee ligaments, never played at that level again and still sore 27 years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No current, but dislocated my big toe playing football at uni x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I have an enormous bruise on my bum after falling over and hitting it on the corner of a lowered sink in a nursery "

Those lowered sinks are a pain! I hit my knee on the corner of one at work with ridiculous regularity ... it's not as if I don't know it is there!

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By *hyntravCouple
over a year ago

North Somerset

Massive cut on my nose falling out of gfs bed

Broken pinkie finger from punching the floor

Severely bruised ribs from tripping over dog lead (my own dog)

And probably a few more

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Iv sneezed, pulled the top half of my muscles in my back out and found it very painful and very hard to breethe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep falling off my bike and breaking ribs... 3 times now!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I fell out of the shower not that long ago and I’m still suffering the effects of it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I put my back out once by ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell down the stairs all because my dog fell asleep on them and i nearly stood on him.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So now I don't do any

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I have an enormous bruise on my bum after falling over and hitting it on the corner of a lowered sink in a nursery

Those lowered sinks are a pain! I hit my knee on the corner of one at work with ridiculous regularity ... it's not as if I don't know it is there! "

Seriously, I know. My left cheek is black and blue!

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By *riggler90Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

Trapped a nerve in my neck sitting to close to the screen at the cinema. Green Lantern I think I was watching. Couldn't move my neck for about 2 weeks and it was in a ridiculous position.

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By *riggler90Couple
over a year ago

Essex and Dublin

Trapped a nerve in my neck sitting to close to the screen at the cinema. Green Lantern I think I was watching. Couldn't move my neck for about 2 weeks and it was in a ridiculous position.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I stabbed my left palm with a pencil at work last night.

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan
over a year ago

Salisbury


"So, was looking firward to a round of golf this morning after a busy week at work. Pulled a muscle getting out of bed, can hardly move now

Anyone else have stupid injuries?"

Broke a toe stepping over the cat.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

Bending down picking up a cup of coffee years ago i was bent over for a fair few days in pain. Didn't help having small kids and new born

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I once managed to staple my thumb whilst trying to fix a heavy-duty stapler. You could see the ends pressing against the inside of my nail. It didn't hurt at all until one of the lads in the office pulled it out...then it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid we was in the garden waiting to go for a week holiday to Porthcawl and I stood on a bee!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I got scolded by a tea bag when I dropped it and fell over d*unk on it, then decided to sleep in the dog basket, the next day the scold had gone manky I had to put a huge plaster over it for 2 weeks on my shoulder. Couldn’t wear sun tops!

Tee total now!

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I dislocated my shoulder by getting bumped into on the dodgems once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell up the stairs and broke my toe once!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Twisted ankle stepping off a kerb. It only felt like a pinch but it's bloody painful now!"

Be thankful it's just twisted. I know someone who needed surgery from doing that!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yeah, still suffering bruised chest black toe, and barked shins from the mouse barricade purler!!

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill


"Twisted ankle stepping off a kerb. It only felt like a pinch but it's bloody painful now!

Be thankful it's just twisted. I know someone who needed surgery from doing that! "

This!

In another of my stupid injuries occasions, I broke both tib and fib from stepping off a kerb! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke a rib while streaching trying to fix the fitting underneath my bath.

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