FabSwingers.com forum: Men that Plurb!

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat is plurb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been said im a pleb

But plurb?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plurb tastic granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. ! Ok, no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googled Plurb and still no idea!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Granny might not have auto correct on her phone, or spell check...

Could be plumb..? Or blurb..?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Granny might not have auto correct on her phone, or spell check...

Could be plumb..? Or blurb..?

or burp !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Granny...

Everything and nothing at the same time... The ultimate in multitasking... How many real men can do that...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Oooooo granny,i do love a good.plurb.

You can make me plurb anytime.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax."

I reckon Granny is responding to the occasional How do I gush posts - or maybe that's just my wicked mind......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is plurb the noise a car makes when running out of fuel or a man falling flat on his face or summat?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"Is plurb the noise a car makes when running out of fuel or a man falling flat on his face or summat?

it could be the noise his arse makes when she withdraws her strap on

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well I'm glad at least one of you has heard of Plurbing...

I'm a woman. I know all about how men's bodys work.

They can all plurb... I just take two fingers from one hand and push as fast as fuck whilst pushing down on their scrotum with the other hand.

Those that don't plurb are suffering from years of conditioning and are in denial.....

They just need to relax........ go with the flow .... let it all out .....

I watched a porn video once you know.

It's not shit.. it really IS plurb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm glad at least one of you has heard of Plurbing...

I'm a woman. I know all about how men's bodys work.

They can all plurb... I just take two fingers from one hand and push as fast as fuck whilst pushing down on their scrotum with the other hand.

Those that don't plurb are suffering from years of conditioning and are in denial.....

They just need to relax........ go with the flow .... let it all out .....

I watched a porn video once you know.

It's not shit.. it really IS plurb."

Well well and I thought I knew it all, gonna have to look into this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still none the wiser yet now quite intrigued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol

oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL maybe piss themselves or yuk shit themselves yuk yuk

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol

oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female."

God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?

JO ....it's plurb..

Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"LOL maybe piss themselves or yuk shit themselves yuk yuk "

quite...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm still none the wiser yet now quite intrigued!"

Just get yourself a meet with a plurber! You'll never go back .. sex isn't the same unless they plurb ...

Once they learn the technique they realise that they are now whole and wonder what the fuck they were doing wasting their time not plurbing.

Make sure you are in a pretty sound proof place and have plenty of towels sheets and car tyres .....that helps to clean up after xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol

oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female.

God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?

JO ....it's plurb..

Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off."
is this wind for the mouth like burping ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"plurp what is that ? all i know is i dont like the sound could be like farting , lol

oh no jo .. plurb not plurp! that is something altogether different and almost as rare as the single bi female.

God's sake ! There's always one isn't there?

JO ....it's plurb..

Wait till you try it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they can't stop once you start them off. is this wind for the mouth like burping ? "

No Jo. Burping isn't sexy. This is plurbing... it comes from 'down there'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have searched a lot and can't find anything that would go with body fun...

From what you said earlier on, sounds like your making him do the equivalent of foofoo burps (fanny farts) whilst massaging his passage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny.

I've heard the technique squeeze twist and pull helps relax them into plurbing. Is this true?

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Granny,

If I bring my OH round, could you possibly show me how to make him plurb. I've tried and tried, but I obviously don't have the right technique.

Worried of Singing Ringing Tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think dementia is setting in for Granny. Plurb is a made up word, it must be cos I never heard of it.

(Are we talking about milking the prostate gland here)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey im a single bi female lol they do exist xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but is it crap or is it from another 'gland'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but is it crap or is it from another 'gland'?"

modern research points to it being from the "mars" gland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but is it crap or is it from another 'gland'?"

It is from the shitSkene's gland

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Granny, you are very naughty and funny but you still scare me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So gran can you tell us all how to make them plurp ? we could have fun some of us giving this a go if we new how ,

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax.

I reckon Granny is responding to the occasional How do I gush posts - or maybe that's just my wicked mind......

I think you are correct, although I also have a wicked mind.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny.

I've heard the technique squeeze twist and pull helps relax them into plurbing. Is this true? "

Laine... the only thing that's getting squeezed right now is my legs together ...

I'll try your technique tho I still favour the evidence of the Medical Lancet ... xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny,

If I bring my OH round, could you possibly show me how to make him plurb. I've tried and tried, but I obviously don't have the right technique.

Worried of Singing Ringing Tree.

Dear Worried,

Don't. There is nothing to worry about.

Just follow the technique i send you and get your OH to relax.

See they can All do it. I should know. I touched one once.. they just don't believe they can. If he says h e feels like he's going to empty his bowels....just make him wait.

Assure him he's not about to shit and to just go with the vibes.. one final push and he'll be plurbing all over you! mmmmmmmmm make sure you have sand or at least saw dust xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost but I think that's the idea lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think dementia is setting in for Granny. Plurb is a made up word, it must be cos I never heard of it.

(Are we talking about milking the prostate gland here)

How come ....just cos you are dumb I have dementia ...... ?

Your tits look better by the day Wishy.

Fancy letting me plurb you to death ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lost but I think that's the idea lol

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yes but we need to know how to do the Plurb!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been perfecting the Whynde Hupp method for years Jo...

I always thought the number of re meets I got was down to men loving my plurbing skills.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny, you are very naughty and funny but you still scare me.

Shut up and assume the position!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh... you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been perfecting the Whynde Hupp method for years Jo...

I always thought the number of re meets I got was down to men loving my plurbing skills....... "
gran you sure your not some Martial arts expert .. can see you now the female Bruce Lee,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought the number of re meets I got was down to men loving my plurbing skills....... "

....I was just about to ask if you have found any repeaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gran i am never going to look at you the same way after this plurbing post .. your now Ninja Gan . lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Granny, you are very naughty and funny but you still scare me.

Shut up and assume the position!"

gulp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for a small consideration you too can receive my e-book "How to plub a man so he ends up coming back for more".

(offer available through playpal only)

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

plurb 4 up, 2 down

plurb is as plurb does. plurb is everything and nothing simultaneously. plurb your mind to the plurb, plurb your horizons and you too can join the family of plurb. fuck everyone just plurb and you too can achieve the ultimate wisdom that is plurb.

granny can you send me a link on this plurb you speak of,lol,please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's P.L.U.R.B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do you need a car tyre granny?

Devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax."

Even worse when someone cannot spell.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax.

Even worse when someone cannot spell."

are you sure?

i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"for a small consideration you too can receive my e-book "How to plub a man so he ends up coming back for more".

(offer available through playpal only)"

Oi ...Kindle face! Consider this!

'On jumping about talk bandwagon the'

No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.

Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax.

Even worse when someone cannot spell.

are you sure?

i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through.

Bad spells? Like when you woke up with a blood soaked chain saw and no horse to get to work on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.

Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !

Might I suggest:

"The Plurbers have watery eyes" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for a small consideration you too can receive my e-book "How to plub a man so he ends up coming back for more".

(offer available through playpal only)

Oi ...Kindle face! Consider this!

'On jumping about talk bandwagon the'

No one reads books now anyway! We are releasing the film.

Coming to a cinema near you. 'The Plurbers have Eyes' !

The e books are flying out the door. Find out now how to plurb a man and have him coming back for more. What is the mysterious mars gland and how does it work.

Reaching limited stock, available through playpal, terms and conditions be fucked.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I love making men plurb.

They can all do it. They just won't relax.

Even worse when someone cannot spell.

are you sure?

i've been threw a few bad spells,but plurbing has always pulled me through.

Bad spells? Like when you woke up with a blood soaked chain saw and no horse to get to work on ? "

Oi!!that's slander.

since my first plurb,that's only ever happened twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run run for the hills.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. We are definitely calling it

The Plurbers Have Eyes...

Hills would be too silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds scatty to me

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IM a plurber and im proud x x fred

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