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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
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"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a man's man ohh how I want one of them.... "There's LOADS of those on here. I want a MAN | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" ..... they're in my bed keeping me warm with their hairy chests. | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ...... "If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do? | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?"Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet ..... | |||
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"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a man's man ohh how I want one of them....
There's LOADS of those on here.
I want a MAN"I want a man too | |||
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was a greedy girl this week but was oh so much fun
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet ..... "Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either | |||
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"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a man's man ohh how I want one of them....
There's LOADS of those on here.
I want a MAN
I want a man too "Make a birthday wish...;-) and when you get one, let Granny know where he lives... | |||
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"I think I have been having them all.. apologies..
was a greedy girl this week but was oh so much fun
cali "No Cali .. I said Manly Men..... pffffft | |||
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"Oy hun-there are some of us that can measure up (surely)" You better had mate... Calling Granny "Hun"...;-) (RIP  )
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either "That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx | |||
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"I think I have been having them all.. apologies..
was a greedy girl this week but was oh so much fun
cali
No Cali .. I said Manly Men..... pffffft"I prefer manly men.. the ones that are real men..although had one or two youngsters this week that could show many a thing or two.. was most happy.
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"oops, didn't see manly men sorry "I consider you manly in many ways my man. xx | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx"I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman"Im a mans woman you you you. | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you. "Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores. IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock"Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends...... | |||
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"*bursts saloon door open* Diiiing doooong." Is that you Terence ? | |||
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"That was to Artful Dogger.... not the nice young man above." I do have a cake voucher for you here Granny... | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock
Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends......
"Ok, you're a mans woman, like I said clean up like a good girl and I might let you suck me cock if you play your cards right | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock
Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends......
Ok, you're a mans woman, like I said clean up like a good girl and I might let you suck me cock if you play your cards right "Dated repartee ! I remember that .... before the carnage ... | |||
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"*bursts saloon door open* Diiiing doooong. Is that you Terence ?" Indeed fine filly  | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock
Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends......
Ok, you're a mans woman, like I said clean up like a good girl and I might let you suck me cock if you play your cards right
Dated repartee ! I remember that .... before the carnage ...
"The old uns are the best uns! You must be a really really good un Granny | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock
Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends......
Ok, you're a mans woman, like I said clean up like a good girl and I might let you suck me cock if you play your cards right
Dated repartee ! I remember that .... before the carnage ...
The old uns are the best uns! You must be a really really good un Granny
"You find your own fiddle.. I need a cock that touches both sides..... ( your turn mr. apprentice ) | |||
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"*bursts saloon door open* Diiiing doooong. Is that you Terence ? Indeed fine filly "Your moustache twirling turns me on ..... but do it on yours my top lips sore now. | |||
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"Ladies one day your prince charming will cone but right now, he is sleeping!" But soft! What light through yonder window breaks.... | |||
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"I'm here ladies! don't all rush at once to catch a glimpse of me builders bum showing out the top o' me jeans (and no pants)
One at a time now... There's enough of me to go round
I looked for your builders bum but someone's pussy is in the way ......
If I put the pics of me cock on the profile will that do?
Yes please but pref NOT down the missuses gullet .....
Well its not my fault she can't get enough of it!
Just for you Granny I've put a couple on the profile, its no elephants trunk but its no budgies tongue either
That was a very enjoyable five inches in three minutes ......thank you xxxxx
I only shown a little of the real article as you haven't shown any of yours, for all I know you could look like Ken Dodd with tits!
Come on Granny, prove you're a womans, woman
Im a mans woman you you you.
Well, if you're a womans woman I'll let you do the washing up after you've cooked me breakfast and tidied the house and all the rest of the womanly chores.
IF and only IF you have done it right I might let you suck me cock
Please learn to read as a pointy finger often offends......
Ok, you're a mans woman, like I said clean up like a good girl and I might let you suck me cock if you play your cards right
Dated repartee ! I remember that .... before the carnage ...
The old uns are the best uns! You must be a really really good un Granny
You find your own fiddle.. I need a cock that touches both sides..... ( your turn mr. apprentice ) "Remember that elephants trunk I mentioned earlier? That couldn't touch the sides with you granny, come to think of it, neither could its leg so its cock has no chance
Your turn my silver topped sex pot. | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" ive got 2...im greedy | |||
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"It's a fact known only to men of sexual ability that the vagina walls enclose around anything worthwhile and shrink away from useless gristle....... ergo you are right about mine never touching yours - My love filled vat of puerile passion x " My little organ has played in many a spacious venue but never an old abandoned cathedral like yours my octogenerian ogre of onanism | |||
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Me an' me mate love watching films full o' Centurians, Vikings and barbarians and wondering where we can find one
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"Mmmmmm Mickey Rourke, that's a manly man
Me an' me mate love watching films full o' Centurians, Vikings and barbarians and wondering where we can find one
"Blows on horn and murmurs sweet nothings in ancient Romanus Latinus... Whilst polishing up his enormous club...;-);-) | |||
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"What if I tied a knot in it, would that help?" Sweetheart...... useless gristle is useless gristle..... you can't gild a lily by tying it in a knot.... | |||
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"It's a fact known only to men of sexual ability that the vagina walls enclose around anything worthwhile and shrink away from useless gristle....... ergo you are right about mine never touching yours - My love filled vat of puerile passion x My little organ has played in many a spacious venue but never an old abandoned cathedral like yours my octogenerian ogre of onanism" The lush interior of my cathedral appears abandoned to the uninitiated. Those in the know revel in it's moist selectivity. Invites never go to dicks that were laid flat in the mausoleum years since. Stop asking me for sex in private my Dirty Dogger of Docility. x x | |||
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"Well I can't speak for everyone, but I'm currently in Derby, picking up a Laguna! I'm trying to do it in a manly fashion... "Can you speak Lagune ? How much did she ask for ? | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" Granny - you know exactly where I am, under K's thumb!!!! | |||
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"Mmmmmm Mickey Rourke, that's a manly man
Me an' me mate love watching films full o' Centurians, Vikings and barbarians and wondering where we can find one
Blows on horn and murmurs sweet nothings in
ancient Romanus Latinus... Whilst polishing up his enormous club...;-);-)"...swooons | |||
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided." gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x | |||
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"sort of feebs..... horny are we ?" Either that or I've been watching too many american films. It is nice at times to see guys who aren't shaving their chests and balls, moisturising, applying fake tan, styling their hair, dressing like Gok Wan (tho nothing wrong with St Gok). The thing I don't like on men, manicured hands, for some reason girly smooth hands with the nails all filed evenly is a big no no for me - pianists hands | |||
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" The thing I don't like on men, manicured hands, for some reason girly smooth hands with the nails all filed evenly is a big no no for me - pianists hands "Yoiks... First thing I was taught was always to care for my hands...
*slips hands into pockets... * | |||
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"sort of feebs..... horny are we ? Either that or I've been watching too many american films. It is nice at times to see guys who aren't shaving their chests and balls, moisturising, applying fake tan, styling their hair, dressing like Gok Wan (tho nothing wrong with St Gok). The thing I don't like on men, manicured hands, for some reason girly smooth hands with the nails all filed evenly is a big no no for me - pianists hands "jeez where you lot been hiding ??? | |||
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x" Jo ...... ffs..... You sound like a single desperado in my inbox ... Who IS this older lady?? | |||
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"sort of feebs..... horny are we ? Either that or I've been watching too many american films. It is nice at times to see guys who aren't shaving their chests and balls, moisturising, applying fake tan, styling their hair, dressing like Gok Wan (tho nothing wrong with St Gok). The thing I don't like on men, manicured hands, for some reason girly smooth hands with the nails all filed evenly is a big no no for me - pianists hands
jeez where you lot been hiding ??? "Away from 'men' who want anal and deepthroating..... I'm assuming you don't take either ? | |||
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x Jo ...... ffs..... You sound like a single desperado in my inbox ... Who IS this older lady??" WELL YOUR POST SAID MEN MEN MEN men men .. and its raining men song come to mind here. lol and i get some single desperados some are very lovely but miles and miles away , As long as thay dont get nasty i am ok as so far just had 3 who could not cope me not mailing back saying yes . and got nasty nasty . | |||
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"Well I can't speak for everyone, but I'm currently in Derby, picking up a Laguna! I'm trying to do it in a manly fashion...
Can you speak Lagune ? How much did she ask for ?"I'm fluent good lady! And no price was too high. I've a particular fetish for those of a Lagune origin... | |||
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"sort of feebs..... horny are we ? Either that or I've been watching too many american films. It is nice at times to see guys who aren't shaving their chests and balls, moisturising, applying fake tan, styling their hair, dressing like Gok Wan (tho nothing wrong with St Gok). The thing I don't like on men, manicured hands, for some reason girly smooth hands with the nails all filed evenly is a big no no for me - pianists hands "how about guitarist hands?? - i don't most the things on your list..though i do keep the hedgerow maintained, nobody wants a forest of Velcro. I have never used a nail file in my life. all i need is a pair of nail clippers some soap and a comb.. ok shampoo would be nice. | |||
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"It's a fact known only to men of sexual ability that the vagina walls enclose around anything worthwhile and shrink away from useless gristle....... ergo you are right about mine never touching yours - My love filled vat of puerile passion x My little organ has played in many a spacious venue but never an old abandoned cathedral like yours my octogenerian ogre of onanism The lush interior of my cathedral appears abandoned to the uninitiated. Those in the know revel in it's moist selectivity. Invites never go to dicks that were laid flat in the mausoleum years since. Stop asking me for sex in private my Dirty Dogger of Docility. x x " The quote of "go fuck yourself!" I sent you meant exactly that. Once again you flatter yourself thinking that I would want to entertain you with my organ by playing in your damp and fusty listed cathedral. Bless you my sultry senile old senapod sufferer. | |||
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"It's a fact known only to men of sexual ability that the vagina walls enclose around anything worthwhile and shrink away from useless gristle....... ergo you are right about mine never touching yours - My love filled vat of puerile passion x My little organ has played in many a spacious venue but never an old abandoned cathedral like yours my octogenerian ogre of onanism The lush interior of my cathedral appears abandoned to the uninitiated. Those in the know revel in it's moist selectivity. Invites never go to dicks that were laid flat in the mausoleum years since. Stop asking me for sex in private my Dirty Dogger of Docility. x x The quote of "go fuck yourself!" I sent you meant exactly that. Once again you flatter yourself thinking that I would want to entertain you with my organ by playing in your damp and fusty listed cathedral. Bless you my sultry senile old senapod sufferer." Actually ....... it said 'go uck yoursel. That f key never even worked at the start of your username... It's an anagram for Gag loud farter! apt really. | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" women have de bollocked em gran | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........women have de bollocked em gran "Im thinkin you are right ! Preened em. Cleaned em. Made em sad excuses for pillagers! Probably in the pub with the pinky up the side of a pink champagne flute! | |||
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"It's a fact known only to men of sexual ability that the vagina walls enclose around anything worthwhile and shrink away from useless gristle....... ergo you are right about mine never touching yours - My love filled vat of puerile passion x My little organ has played in many a spacious venue but never an old abandoned cathedral like yours my octogenerian ogre of onanism The lush interior of my cathedral appears abandoned to the uninitiated. Those in the know revel in it's moist selectivity. Invites never go to dicks that were laid flat in the mausoleum years since. Stop asking me for sex in private my Dirty Dogger of Docility. x x The quote of "go fuck yourself!" I sent you meant exactly that. Once again you flatter yourself thinking that I would want to entertain you with my organ by playing in your damp and fusty listed cathedral. Bless you my sultry senile old senapod sufferer. Actually ....... it said 'go uck yoursel. That f key never even worked at the start of your username... It's an anagram for Gag loud farter! apt really." The key works, its probably your arthritic fingers playing up again. Now kiss my Carny Gent Rump! | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" John Wayne type men? | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" MARRIED man here 
Especially for you Granny x | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........ MARRIED man here
Especially for you Granny x"Great! Come round n empty the bins ...... and that's not a euphemism. | |||
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"They're here. You just don't find them attractive! "Who don't ? Me dont? | |||
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"I'm a manly man,... with manners..;-) In fact I'm so polite, my penis stands up so girls have a place to sit down. "haha | |||
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x" i so agree jo,even at grannies age,a shag is not out of the question, and on the plus side,what man on here is old enough,not to be her toyboy.x
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x i so agree jo,even at grannies age,a shag is not out of the question, and on the plus side,what man on here is old enough,not to be her toyboy.x
ps no drink involved."A shag is out of the question saucy. I keep telling you NO. Sniff.....YOU are too old for me x
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x i so agree jo,even at grannies age,a shag is not out of the question, and on the plus side,what man on here is old enough,not to be her toyboy.x
ps no drink involved.
A shag is out of the question saucy. I keep telling you NO.
Sniff.....YOU are too old for me x
No drink involved AND be aware of manipulative lying scousers in p.m. "
to late,the bastard nicked my dignity.
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"Well..... they certainly have to be able to stand upright unaided. gran alot of men love older ladys so i bet theres alot of Toy-boys out there too for you . x i so agree jo,even at grannies age,a shag is not out of the question, and on the plus side,what man on here is old enough,not to be her toyboy.x
ps no drink involved.
A shag is out of the question saucy. I keep telling you NO.
Sniff.....YOU are too old for me x
No drink involved AND be aware of manipulative lying scousers in p.m.
to late,the bastard nicked my dignity.
"out of the 1000s here gran i would love to meet maybe not to have sex with but she would be fun to be with xx she could help with my spellings and help run rings around some here , lolol xxx | |||
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"Dear God Jo, No one back heels me and lives... It will look like an accident...... I'll be teaching you to spell as we picnic on your boat ...... a swell appears from nowhere.... I tell saucy to stop sticking it in my ear and push him..... he grabs you and the two of you hit the water ...... sad really .... " gran rocking the boats good fun xx you can even drive , lol xx | |||
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"They're here. You just don't find them attractive!
Who don't ? Me dont?" | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........" *changes a plug and starts doing press ups with one arm grrrrrrrr* | |||
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"I mean the MEN..... men , men , men , men , men , men - Manly Men ! Those men ........ *changes a plug and starts doing press ups with one arm grrrrrrrr* " Dont forget to change hands at 99.... | |||
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"watching extreme make over, home edition and trying not to cry. xxxx" *Takes freshly laundered hanky from manbag and passes to Ozzy* | |||
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"Dear God Jo, No one back heels me and lives... It will look like an accident...... I'll be teaching you to spell as we picnic on your boat ...... a swell appears from nowhere.... I tell saucy to stop sticking it in my ear and push him..... he grabs you and the two of you hit the water ...... sad really .... gran rocking the boats good fun xx you can even drive , lol xx " sorry,i'll have to give the trip a miss. i've got a ticket for a cruise on an ocean liner that day. the titanic,(higher survival rates i'm hearing) | |||
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