FabSwingers.com forum: Why do I always fuck things up

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

For example I made an omelette last night and forgot the eggs

The other day I drove into a wall

And a few weeks ago I lost something special by total stupidity

Is it just me or am I cursed

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

Exactly. I fucked up big time I’m cursed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did ya drive into a wall for? There's so much road to use.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"For example I made an omelette last night and forgot the eggs

The other day I drove into a wall

And a few weeks ago I lost something special by total stupidity

Is it just me or am I cursed "

I'd use the word TALENTED.

Not many can achieve those things to that extent.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP..I hope you find your precious again. Even if you were a total cockwomble, you're still spesh...

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"What did ya drive into a wall for? There's so much road to use."

Wasn’t my fault honest officer. I was asleep at the time

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"For example I made an omelette last night and forgot the eggs

The other day I drove into a wall

And a few weeks ago I lost something special by total stupidity

Is it just me or am I cursed

I'd use the word TALENTED.

Not many can achieve those things to that extent."

You have a lovely way with words lol

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"OP..I hope you find your precious again. Even if you were a total cockwomble, you're still spesh..."

Leave my cock out of it. It had nothing to do with it whatsoever

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

Exactly. I fucked up big time I’m cursed. "

No, really?! What did you use?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

Exactly. I fucked up big time I’m cursed.

No, really?! What did you use?

Milk and butter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop sulkkng thats my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

Exactly. I fucked up big time I’m cursed.

No, really?! What did you use?

Milk and butter lol"

That's not a curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For example I made an omelette last night and forgot the eggs

The other day I drove into a wall

And a few weeks ago I lost something special by total stupidity

Is it just me or am I cursed

I'd use the word TALENTED.

Not many can achieve those things to that extent."

Positive thinking.

I make a great salad. Potatoes fried in oil. No lettuce.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"For example I made an omelette last night and forgot the eggs

The other day I drove into a wall

And a few weeks ago I lost something special by total stupidity

Is it just me or am I cursed

I'd use the word TALENTED.

Not many can achieve those things to that extent.

Positive thinking.

I make a great salad. Potatoes fried in oil. No lettuce. "

I’m starting to feel less cursed now

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How did you make an omelette with no eggs?

Exactly. I fucked up big time I’m cursed.

No, really?! What did you use?

Milk and butter lol"

Mmm, buttery milk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a walking learning opportunity.

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