FabSwingers.com forum: Your last fart

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What did it smell of?

If you can’t remember then I’d like you to force one out now and tell me the fragrance.

Thank you please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penicillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really...

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banana and coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses...

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

indescribable, just know it didn't smell like that when i ate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penicillin

Take the penicilout and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine rarely smell unless I've got an upset tummy.

Gotta be honest Bs don't whiff either. We're all bark and no bite.

There was one time though I swear he let one drop that engulfed me in a cloud and I was chewing on it.

I love you babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really...

Really baby really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh linen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum"

Enchanting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really...

banana and coconut

Christ

How’d ya get them up there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainbows and unicorns...

What a weird thread haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses...

lean a little bit closer

See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo

Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"What did it smell of?

If you can’t remember then I’d like you to force one out now and tell me the fragrance.

Thank you please."

When I got this morning I was farting loudly with almost every step I took - which obviously made me snigger!

Sadly they didn’t smell of anything though - and I’ve had a poo now so I’ll be fartless for a while I imagine!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

*got up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

What if its odourless?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"indescribable, just know it didn't smell like that when i ate it"

I’m gonna use the medium of imagination to determine the smell for you and describe it...

I’m sensing an eggy overtone.

Hint of beef.

Essence of tree bark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine rarely smell unless I've got an upset tummy.

Gotta be honest Bs don't whiff either. We're all bark and no bite.

There was one time though I swear he let one drop that engulfed me in a cloud and I was chewing on it.

I love you babe

Ahhhhhh, you guys.

So cutey

Cut the bullshit, your shit stinks just like everyone else’s, princess!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

gonorhea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine rarely smell unless I've got an upset tummy.

Gotta be honest Bs don't whiff either. We're all bark and no bite.

There was one time though I swear he let one drop that engulfed me in a cloud and I was chewing on it.

I love you babe

Ahhhhhh, you guys.

So cutey

Cut the bullshit, your shit stinks just like everyone else’s, princess!"

My shit does, there are times a cherry air freshener wedged under my nostril just won't cut the mustard and I pray for death, as I must be going mouldy on the inside anyway to produce a smell sent from the devil himself.

My trumps on the other hand, they're comical noisy buggers who only offend the eardrums of those who are fun pumps in reverse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit"

Yes, but what kind of shit?

Not all shit smells the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did it smell of?

If you can’t remember then I’d like you to force one out now and tell me the fragrance.

Thank you please."

Not my thing but I've bottled one for you. Where shall I send it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh linen"

Standard for any guy that spends time biting pillows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rainbows and unicorns...

What a weird thread haha"

Like zippy, bungle and George!

You’ve been a busy boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did yours smell of?

And Laceys too, can't leave her out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did it smell of?

If you can’t remember then I’d like you to force one out now and tell me the fragrance.

Thank you please.

When I got this morning I was farting loudly with almost every step I took - which obviously made me snigger!

Sadly they didn’t smell of anything though - and I’ve had a poo now so I’ll be fartless for a while I imagine!

Odourless farts are a myth, it’s just that you’ve gotten used to your own smell.

You’ve gone personal fart nose blind.

I reckon yours smell like Parma ham.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol.

What if its odourless?

I don’t believe in odourless.

I like the mouth in your avatar, makes my trousers twitch, presuming it’s the lady?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"gonorhea."

Make your mind up!

Are you gone or here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine rarely smell unless I've got an upset tummy.

Gotta be honest Bs don't whiff either. We're all bark and no bite.

There was one time though I swear he let one drop that engulfed me in a cloud and I was chewing on it.

I love you babe

I take a break from DIY to be greeted by this nonsense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart I puff perfume from my posterior.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Beef stew.. May have been a flavour of turnip and carrots in there too.. Very very comforting

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The fish ones are the worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stew and dumplings with a hint of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methane.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mine don't smell that often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat food, actually wasnt mine but got fed up of being blamed for it so just agreed

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just done one...

One quick... One of those BAARRP ones

You know like, a second and a half.. Not much smell to this one, allthough I will keep you updated throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage and stale ale,made my dog leave the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit

Yes, but what kind of shit?

Not all shit smells the same.

Like you’ve eaten to much kfc the night before. Fried chicken baby shit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It stank.

Like chewed up cabbage and cow shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did it smell of?

If you can’t remember then I’d like you to force one out now and tell me the fragrance.

Thank you please.

Not my thing but I've bottled one for you. Where shall I send it?

A message in a bottle!

Pop a cork in it and drop it in the sea, it’ll find us eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did yours smell of?

And Laceys too, can't leave her out

It’s what prompted this thread, I had a few pints of worthingtons last night as the lager down the club was

The perp I just left in the site office this morning was atrocious!

Smell wise It reminded me of a newly opened jar of pickled eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did yours smell of?

And Laceys too, can't leave her out

It’s what prompted this thread, I had a few pints of worthingtons last night as the lager down the club was

The perp I just left in the site office this morning was atrocious!

Smell wise It reminded me of a newly opened jar of pickled eggs."

Oh, I’ve never in all the years we’ve known each other I’ve never known Lacey trump. Not once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 7th level of hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine rarely smell unless I've got an upset tummy.

Gotta be honest Bs don't whiff either. We're all bark and no bite.

There was one time though I swear he let one drop that engulfed me in a cloud and I was chewing on it.

I love you babe

I take a break from DIY to be greeted by this nonsense?

How rude... Nonsense!

I’ll have you know this is a very scientific thread, full of posts from the fab elite highbrow community.

Get back to the diy man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't fart I puff perfume from my posterior. "

I really wanna rim you.

Love the taste of perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last fart was silent and very deadly. It smelt like rotten eggs. I blame the dog .

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I don't fart I puff perfume from my posterior. "

Do you bottle it?

If not you’re missing a massive money-making opportunity - folks on here would go loopy for Essence de Rubibutt.

I can see you on Dragon’s Den in three years time asking for £80,000 to go global.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Various levels of over seasoned kebab. Started at bedtime. It was a terrible night filled with horrific smells and nightmares you couldn't imagine.

As an aside, anyone remember Roy Castle? Apparently when he blew a high C on his trumpet you couldn't squeeze an American Express card between the cheeks of his arse.

Great way to hold a fart in or blame it on the trumpet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot push one out i fear the potential of overkill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oof that would gag a magget

Even stink would say that stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beef stew.. May have been a flavour of turnip and carrots in there too.. Very very comforting

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The fish ones are the worse"

That’s a classically British sounding parp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norovirus so it smelt like death followed by sprinting for the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cabbage and stale ale,made my dog leave the room."

Cabbage!

Can’t believe that’s the first mention for cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stew and dumplings with a hint of shit "

Sounds like you needed to dump the dumplings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Methane. "

I doubt even smelling of methane would deter anyone from getting up close and personal with your hot bot

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

"Roses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts smell of, well... Farts

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just let 3 nice long ones out over no more than 2 mins... Thought it had gone, but no there was more

Like a ppvvvvvvvvvvvvv ppp p noise

REALY enjoyed it

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Onions

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Onions

Did you catch it in your hand and smelt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last fart. Does that mean I died? Or are there future farts?

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Rotting fish guts, putrified flesh and Lemon Bon-bons. But mine vary throughout the day.

Seriously... I dropped one of those toxic room-clearer bombs in our tiny staff base this morning when no-one was in but me. Then immediately after the "parp" had silenced... four colleagues (one of whom I really fancy) crowded in, just when the atmosphere was at 'Peak Nausea Level'.

I said "I think there is something gone off in the fridge" and calmly unwrapped my Ryebread Sandwich with Stilton and Banana and tucked in.

I'm not sure if anyone was convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smell deadly do to what i eat to loses weight

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My farts smell like... fart.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Beef stew.. May have been a flavour of turnip and carrots in there too.. Very very comforting

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The fish ones are the worse

That’s a classically British sounding parp

We beg to differ. Sprout farts are by far the worst. Straight from Beelzibub's rectum those buggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. My farts don't smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a fartectomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't my farts smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn’t notice to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of sick people around

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

I..have a bug, it didn't stop at wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't my farts smell?"

Swallowed air = non stink

Bacteria belly or diet = stink

So it all depends on the "why" of your fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I..have a bug, it didn't stop at wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm begining to lose the power of sight

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