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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My get up and go has got up and left!

Fun suggestions please of how to get up and go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll off bed

Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom

Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ssssssssss... running water..,. waterfall

Niagara...warm wet hands ..legs ... having a paddle

Hot strong coffee

Nice cuppa tea

Marmalade on hot toast

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll off bed

Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom

Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ssssssssss... running water..,. waterfall

Niagara...warm wet hands ..legs ... having a paddle

Hot strong coffee

Nice cuppa tea

Marmalade on hot toast

Bacon"

Drool*

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.

Although that’s more practical than fun!!

So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement..

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

"Roll off bed

Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom

Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level "
you do that too?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll off bed

Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom

Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level you do that too?????

I've almost drowned twice when flushing the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.

Although that’s more practical than fun!!

So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement.."

Thankyou- made me smile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Throw the duvet off. Once the cosy warmth has shifted you’ll feel you have to get up.

Although that’s more practical than fun!!

So imagine Tom Hardy naked about to catch said duvet and helicopter his cock for your amusement.."

I would but I am a bit off helicopters at the moment!

Maybe just holding a croissant over his crotch, naked?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chocolate brioche

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Back in bed, woke up 4am so I'm shattered, need more sleep Fi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sleep has been pants last night I feel much the same

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Ssssssssss... running water..,. waterfall

Niagara...warm wet hands ..legs ... having a paddle

Hot strong coffee

Nice cuppa tea

Marmalade on hot toast

Bacon"

Actually I'm having toast and marmalade in bed with tea.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"My sleep has been pants last night I feel much the same "

Glad work from home especially as weather is grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sleep has been pants last night I feel much the same

Glad work from home especially as weather is grim"

I have a road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Get the fuck outta bed you lazy biatch!!

*tough love*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless u have reason stay there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay on your back, put your hands by your sides then bounce until you fall off.

May not work with memory foam

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"My sleep has been pants last night I feel much the same

Glad work from home especially as weather is grim

I have a road trip

Feel your pain

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Meh, bed is nice, bed is good, getting up is overrated!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My get up and go has got up and left!

Fun suggestions please of how to get up and go?"

Cattle prod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cake

Overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order something really cool off amazon with 1 hr delivery.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My get up and go has got up and left!

Fun suggestions please of how to get up and go?"

If you don't get up you'll miss the parade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Get the fuck outta bed you lazy biatch!!

*tough love*

Love you too Roxi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meh, bed is nice, bed is good, getting up is overrated!

Indeed- the School run, however, will not be denied! I am up now, still not got to work as suffering with inertia!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Order something really cool off amazon with 1 hr delivery.....

They do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day you're going to get in a bed and never get out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day you're going to get in a bed and never get out of it."

You hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set light to the duvet. It will help you realise your priorities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come over to my place and I'll give you a rejuvenating body massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come over to my place and I'll give you a rejuvenating body massage

Ok!

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By *r imp miss minxCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

"Roll off bed

Drag yourself by the elbows into bathroom

Either dump head in toilet bowl and flush, or drag yourself into the bath or shower cubicle and wait further instructions as to how to operate from ground level you do that too?????

I've almost drowned twice when flushing the toilet

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ah! You need the water saving ‘half flush’ cistern!! You only half drown yourself. Great for remembering all those chores to do too as only half your life flashes in front of your eyes!!

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