FabSwingers.com forum: Someone once said...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...modern art is like a 6ft 6 red headed transvestite.

You're not quite sure what you're looking at but boy does it have nice legs.

Give us you're wisdom. What have you learned over the years?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"...modern art is like a 6ft 6 red headed transvestite.

You're not quite sure what you're looking at but boy does it have nice legs.

Give us you're wisdom. What have you learned over the years?"

I’m 6ft and red head and I’ve never heard a truer word why thank you

“ to go up you have to start by going down. Very slowly till you get to the bottom then you will find the path back to the top” juciy 6ft ginger TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men fall in love with what they see

Woman fall in love with what they hear

That’s why men lie and woman wear make up

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Men fall in love with what they see

Woman fall in love with what they hear

That’s why men lie and woman wear make up

I love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than yesterday, less than tomorrow.....tomorrow never comes, it’s always yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agent where did you get the jumper

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

“I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong".

- Morrissey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men fall in love with what they see

Woman fall in love with what they hear

That’s why men lie and woman wear make up

But i hate art its stupid

I like things i can play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong".

- Morrissey"

That’s me then Girth, I look like Wurzel Gummidge right now....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Don't eat yellow snow.

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

You can't fart against thunder.

You can't hear anything all the time your tongue is moving.

And a personal favourite, the mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Women are made to be loved, not understood'

- Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve

Life is too deep for words, so don't try to describe it, just live it - C.S. Lewis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana...."

Did somebody actually say that Cheeky?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more you weigh the harder you are to kid nap. Eat more cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more you weigh the harder you are to kid nap. Eat more cake! "
shit im dropping weightfor fun

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

You get two eyes and two ears and only one mouth for a reason...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana....

Did somebody actually say that Cheeky?!!

Yes, do you have any bananas

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"'Women are made to be loved, not understood'

- Oscar Wilde"

I like that.

“....some women aren't meant to be tamed....they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them”

-Carrie Bradshaw

that’s what i’d like

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

I keep on losing weight, but it keeps on finding me.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Men fall in love with what they see

Woman fall in love with what they hear

That’s why men lie and woman wear make up

But i hate art its stupid

I like things i can play with"

Haven't you ever heard of body art?

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"...modern art is like a 6ft 6 red headed transvestite.

You're not quite sure what you're looking at but boy does it have nice legs.

Give us you're wisdom. What have you learned over the years?"

You don't tug on superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger

And you don't mess around with Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you think you can,or you think you can't -your right". -Brian the dog, Family Guy.

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