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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the dirty bathroom ones - classy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the dirty bathroom ones - classy! "

Boxers down and cock out and a dirty toilet! They’re the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a good look when they have taken a pic over the toilet but haven’t flushed

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday) "

Is that for everyone? Just the ones you have seen photos of? Just the ones you are contemplating meeting? will it include Big Brendan 2 doors down from me too whp isn't actually on fab as far as I know?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Or at least check the photo, clean the background, then try again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a good look when they have taken a pic over the toilet but haven’t flushed "

Not seen one of those yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday)

Is that for everyone? Just the ones you have seen photos of? Just the ones you are contemplating meeting? will it include Big Brendan 2 doors down from me too whp isn't actually on fab as far as I know? "

Everyone, couples, women and men, actually women are the worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trick is to leave a single corner of the room clear of all mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rooms in my house spend their time being spotless. I can’t relax if some thing has been moved

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday)

Is that for everyone? Just the ones you have seen photos of? Just the ones you are contemplating meeting? will it include Big Brendan 2 doors down from me too whp isn't actually on fab as far as I know?

Everyone, couples, women and men, actually women are the worse. "

I will inform Brendan younder lass on tinternet says he has to tidy up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a good look when they have taken a pic over the toilet but haven’t flushed

Not seen one of those yet "

Lucky you I’m still scrubbing my eyes

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By *uilders mateMan
over a year ago

Builders mate, Northampton or traveling

It’s even worse when you turn up for some fun and find there place looks like its been burgled with a dirty protest!! I had to leave one place as it was so bad. Have some pride!!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday) "

I'm also baffled how anyone thinks a messy room is a good advert but if that's how they usually live, isn't it better you're not lured in to a grubby hovel under the false pretences of a staged tidy room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the people of fabland, by order of Mrs Sex In Heels, please tidy your bedrooms. If I see another messy bedroom profile picture I’m gonna scream.

(Just realised it’s only Wednesday)

Is that for everyone? Just the ones you have seen photos of? Just the ones you are contemplating meeting? will it include Big Brendan 2 doors down from me too whp isn't actually on fab as far as I know?

Everyone, couples, women and men, actually women are the worse.

I will inform Brendan younder lass on tinternet says he has to tidy up then "

Please do Joe, or I’m after her with my pledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s some right trash on here at times! Most are good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when you turn up for some fun and find there place looks like its been burgled with a dirty protest!! I had to leave one place as it was so bad. Have some pride!!! "

See, I tidy the house, change the bed (only use the spare room for play)

I do remember years ago having a meet with my hubby and another and changing the bed after only to find a skid mark. Hubby got the blame then the other bloke did, finally realised it was the dog rubbing his ass on the bed!

Mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often I look at photos and think all my goodness you could have clean the mirror!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw some profile pics with a huge dildo and children’s toys on the floor! Felt very uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went to a house it stunk of dog! Had to make a sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a house it stunk of dog! Had to make a sharp exit "

This happened to me once it was awful and I had to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rooms in my house spend their time being spotless. I can’t relax if some thing has been moved "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a house it stunk of dog! Had to make a sharp exit

This happened to me once it was awful and I had to leave. "

Don’t get me wrong I love dogs but jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a house and she had 6 guinea pigs in the front room and cats everywhere it was like a farmyard in there I made a quick retreat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rooms in my house spend their time being spotless. I can’t relax if some thing has been moved

Really? "

Yep really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to a house and she had 6 guinea pigs in the front room and cats everywhere it was like a farmyard in there I made a quick retreat "

I like guinea pigs but they so smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a guinea pig and a rabbit but clean them out all the time and use scented shavings so I can’t smell them but when you have 6 in a tiny 1 bed House and they didn’t look like they had been cleaned for a week it wasn’t pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once went to a house it stunk of dog! Had to make a sharp exit

This happened to me once it was awful and I had to leave. Don’t get me wrong I love dogs but jeez! "

I was talking to a guy once that I met for a social and he told me he went to a couple's house, they had 7 dogs and 9 cats that they hadn't mentioned and the place was full of pet fur and there was actually dog poo on the kitchen floor! He made an excuse and said that he was allergic to cats so that he could leave but I just don't understand why you wouldn't mention if you had a lot of pets or why you wouldn't clean up after them!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Sorry to disappoint you but both my bathroom and bedroom are tidy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to leave a meet once as the bedroom was so disgusting lol!

Don’t worry about the crumbs in the bed, I’ve just had some toast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a neat freak especially if I know that I am enteraining people.

And I am the one who says excuse the mess and the house will look like I had aggie and her team of cleaners in. But at times I can be a bit untidy. Never dirty. Just untidy. Big difference.

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