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The “Fun Vacuum” thread : things to get you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the only male where I live who hasn't had sex with a woman. Not complaining mind.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We're all going to die.

Some peacefully.

Others may fall into a tree shredder or get eaten by badgers after falling over tree roots in the woods and breaking their necks.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fun vaccum thread is collecting dust

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again... "

That's quite poignant.

Made my face do this a little bit.

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again... "

That made me sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again...

That's quite poignant.

Made my face do this a little bit.

E"

Made me cry

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Within two generations maybe less you'll just be a face in a picture whose name people can't quite remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg sod this!!!

I was in quite a good mood tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Dan! What did you do??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Contrary to the commonly held traditional belief, there is in fact no empirical data to support the notion of an augmentation in luck when a bird chooses to defecate on you.

Sorry folks - it’s just shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's thousands of people on here who don't want to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The correct term for cock cheese is halloumi.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again... "

Not everybody gets to say goodbye to the people they love.

E

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Sometimes people say "see you later" to the ones they love in the morning, but never come home in the evening.

E

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This fun vaccum thread is collecting dust"

Not if someone bumps it, maybe someone will?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"There's thousands of people on here who don't want to fuck me.

"

We should start a triples profile.

*how do you do the cry emoji?

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumstances complications my own overthinking of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's thousands of people on here who don't want to fuck me.

We should start a triples profile.

*how do you do the cry emoji?

M"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Circumstances complications my own overthinking of things "

Hulk no think, hulk only smaaaaash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again... "

Well done OP you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Cheer up bro! Some of us rely on your certain brand of crazy to get the morning started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Cheer up bro! Some of us rely on your certain brand of crazy to get the morning started "

Im not down the thread is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, doh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s ruin everyone’s day with some downbeat facts or comments!

For starters : at some point in everyone’s life your parents will put you down after picking you up to give you a hug. And they’ll never do it ever again...

Well done OP you win "

I know, when I read that on t’internet it made me sad, so I thought I’d share the misery..

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I am the only male where I live who hasn't had sex with a woman. Not complaining mind."

Lol this is me but in Margate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's thousands of people on here who don't want to fuck me.

We should start a triples profile.

*how do you do the cry emoji?

M"

This might help us.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good lord Dan! Mood Hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am anaspeptic , praxmotic, and compunctious to have caused such periconbobulations. I will leave interfrastically, xx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Seriously Dan!!!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I thought this was gonna be a thread about dysons Dan, or at least women who sucked liked them - you know, those kinda veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealousy leads to the darkside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elevators get me down

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Op -what happens if one of your parents is Arnie?

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