FabSwingers.com forum: Salad Dodgers, reveal yourselves

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a bowl of Quinoa sounds like hell, grab your family sized bucket and park your arse here.

I have cake.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Yeah, fuck salad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is ok but pies are better.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Salad dodger here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit food? No thanks x

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Did someone say cake?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Love cake xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say cake?"

I lurve the cake x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pies with gravy anyone?

Chips fried in beef dripping?

Vegetarian friendly cheeseboard anyone?

Vegans? Err I'll get back to you.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The way to my fanny is through a McDonald’s drive-in, turn left at KFC and make mine a whopper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I feel like I belong everywhere tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FINALLY! Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me the cake now Fever tree...or else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the cake.

Chippy tea! Now your talkin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pie! Fucking pie! All pastry and lush stuff!

Pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way to my fanny is through a McDonald’s drive-in, turn left at KFC and make mine a whopper!!"

Love it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've ordered one of everything.

Deliveroo has to charter a jumbo jet to deliver it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like salad.... When it's covered in cheese and ceaser dressing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lol I've had fillet steak and salad for dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never eaten a salad in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like salad with all the bits on, and all the unhealthy stuff too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pies with gravy anyone?

Chips fried in beef dripping?

Vegetarian friendly cheeseboard anyone?

Vegans? Err I'll get back to you."

Did someone say pie?!?!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have chocolate and a huge slab of shortbread. I’m not sharing because they were smuggled in to me past nurse Ratchet and I’m gonna savour it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like salad with all the bits on, and all the unhealthy stuff too.."

I actually love salad but with feta and mayo and nuts and all the fattening stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets get some tunes on.

All together now...

Aaaaaaaa Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut,

Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like salad with all the bits on, and all the unhealthy stuff too.."

Yeah me too.

Can I have a salad please.

(With Doner Kebab meat, Shish Kebab meat, Chicken Kebab meat, in a Pitta bread with chilli sauce, mint sauce and lemon juice please. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate and a huge slab of shortbread. I’m not sharing because they were smuggled in to me past nurse Ratchet and I’m gonna savour it all

I need more info on the chocolate

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

Lifes too short too not have the cake

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Do I look like I eat bloody salad?

This body takes a lot of calories to keep it running!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about a partridge in a chicken in a turkey in a lamb in a pig in a cow in between two loaves of bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like salad with all the bits on, and all the unhealthy stuff too..

I actually love salad but with feta and mayo and nuts and all the fattening stuff

Absolutely...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"How about a partridge in a chicken in a turkey in a lamb in a pig in a cow in between two loaves of bread?"

I'd call that a snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gin has botanicals and stuff. At least 2 of your five a day in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right? "

Double bonus points

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Gin has botanicals and stuff. At least 2 of your five a day in there..."

Don't forget the other health properties.. Tonic water

I'm 90% quinine, mosquitos never come within a mile of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like quinoa with my salad.

I never fit in anywhere

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Gin has botanicals and stuff. At least 2 of your five a day in there...

Don't forget the other health properties.. Tonic water

I'm 90% quinine, mosquitos never come within a mile of me "

Stops the cramps too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin has botanicals and stuff. At least 2 of your five a day in there...

Don't forget the other health properties.. Tonic water

I'm 90% quinine, mosquitos never come within a mile of me "

My username is no coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no I love salad,yum,yum,,FUCK YOU NON salad eaters,fat bastards

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I eat salad not aloud to eat cake or my fav KFC ..diabetic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I eat salad not aloud to eat cake or my fav KFC ..diabetic

Medical dispensation granted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right? "

I had Belgium chocolate cheese cake on Christmas Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right?

I had Belgium chocolate cheese cake on Christmas Day

love it! Triple points for decadence

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right?

I had Belgium chocolate cheese cake on Christmas Day

With extra thick double cream! A dessert to make me cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double chocolate cheesecake counts for something right?

I had Belgium chocolate cheese cake on Christmas Day

With extra thick double cream! A dessert to make me cream

Vx"

That is practically pornographic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love salad...hangs head in shame xx

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

When it says 'share' on a packet that is just a guideline isn't it?

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"When it says 'share' on a packet that is just a guideline isn't it?"

Sometimes I like to treat the portion suggestion as a challenge.

Serves 12?... we'll see

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

"When it says 'share' on a packet that is just a guideline isn't it?

Sometimes I like to treat the portion suggestion as a challenge.

Serves 12?... we'll see

Last nights curry served 4...They were 4 very hungry people if it did!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Hahaaaa

over here

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"If a bowl of Quinoa sounds like hell, grab your family sized bucket and park your arse here.

I have cake."

I fucking hate quinoa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat fuck right here!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

At last, a thread we belong in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d prefer fried chicken and waffles before cous cous every day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quinoa, cous cous and especially kale can fuck right off!

Salad with fattening stuff on is allowed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please make cake flavoured salad? Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really eated veg in 20 years

Let science do the work vitimin pills

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I like salad.

I also like cake.

*rubs chin

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I saw a program last week that said that there is as much fat in a tablespoon of mayonnaise as there is in 5 chicken nuggets. I’m now going to start having chicken nuggets with my salad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it says 'share' on a packet that is just a guideline isn't it?

Sometimes I like to treat the portion suggestion as a challenge.

Serves 12?... we'll see

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

No rabbit food for me.

I'll have a bacon sandwich with extra bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the heck is Quinoa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the heck is Quinoa?"

It's filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No rabbit food for me.

I'll have a bacon sandwich with extra bacon.

I'm with you on that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No rabbit food for me.

I'll have a bacon sandwich with extra bacon.

I'm with you on that x"

same here

*rubs chins*

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

It has to be cream pies. Cannot beat them.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Too cold for salad at the moment .....but I do like a good old salad bar in a supermarket

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What the heck is Quinoa?"

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the heck is Quinoa?

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty."

The crunchy stuff at the bottom of the cage. Mmmmm nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the heck is Quinoa?

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty.

The crunchy stuff at the bottom of the cage. Mmmmm nom nom

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What the heck is Quinoa?

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty.

The crunchy stuff at the bottom of the cage. Mmmmm nom nom

I wasn't sure that anyone would know what Trill was......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the heck is Quinoa?

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty.

The crunchy stuff at the bottom of the cage. Mmmmm nom nom

I wasn't sure that anyone would know what Trill was......

You know I'm a crusty old bird.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What the heck is Quinoa?

It's like soggy Trill.

But less tasty.

The crunchy stuff at the bottom of the cage. Mmmmm nom nom

I wasn't sure that anyone would know what Trill was......

You know I'm a crusty old bird.

I don't know where to go with that.......

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