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"You do know beef is better aged, right?.." And well hung! | |||
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"You do know beef is better aged, right?.. And well hung! " You said you didn't want those pics.... | |||
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"You do know beef is better aged, right?.. And well hung! You said you didn't want those pics...." I'm more of an experiential type! | |||
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"What about the beefy ladies?" Nope, I want men! | |||
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"I dont really know what shape I am tbh" Allow me to inspect closer and place you in a category. | |||
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"I dont really know what shape I am tbh" Shaggable! | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol " Pure coincidence!! | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? " I’ll be right next to you in cas you faint | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!!" Imitation is the highest form of flattery | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery " I was thinking more of mockery... | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol " Slighty different responses though | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... " Back in the day you would of qualified | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!!" Haha x | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified " *would have | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? " You can take a seat right here.... | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have " Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. " *to | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. " *to a grammar school. No you wouldn’t | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have " Haha! | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have Wouldn't think I went a grammar school at times. *to a grammar school. No you wouldn’t " I corrected myself there. I type in my head and i forget to write it down. I'm only human. | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have Haha! " Sorry op I wouldn’t normally but it’s him!!! Everyone will understand | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? I’ll be right next to you in cas you faint" Me feel faint? Oh you are a gent | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? You can take a seat right here.... " Oh thanks | |||
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"Looks familiar the title of this thread lol Pure coincidence!! Imitation is the highest form of flattery I was thinking more of mockery... Back in the day you would of qualified *would have Haha! Sorry op I wouldn’t normally but it’s him!!! Everyone will understand " That you're stalking me yeah. | |||
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" 100% free range..." Free range chicken? | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? I’ll be right next to you in cas you faint Me feel faint? Oh you are a gent " I’ll pass your comment to my mum, she’ll be proud | |||
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" 100% free range... Free range chicken? " Pure beef me! | |||
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"Ooh the gents are slowing down!!" Shameless bump | |||
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"Ooh the gents are slowing down!! Shameless bump " Totally legitimate action! | |||
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation. Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome." You're getting more grief than me Frisky | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky " How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. | |||
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation. Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome." Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence! | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. " Even better, i could feed them to you | |||
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation. Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome. Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence!" I’m offended that you said we can’t get offended! That’s offensive enough to offend!! xx | |||
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation. Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome. Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence! I’m offended that you said we can’t get offended! That’s offensive enough to offend!! xx" Damn right! | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you " On my way! | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky " Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... | |||
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"Oh great more body shaming for big blokes ... Slim to beefy but NOT FAT appreciation. Way to go making big men feel less appreciated and unwelcome. Sorry, it's a mickey take on the ladies thread, but everyone needs to learn to man up (or woman up) and not take offence!" It's a little funny that you apologise, then give him a row | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... " Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back? | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... " You're more strict than me. | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you On my way! " I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me. " Men are weak | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you On my way! I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company " Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you On my way! I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. " Timewaster!!! | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back? " You can pick'em off one by one from the porky end.... | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me. " I need 'em fit, they have serious work to do! | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... Oh come on! Pretty please? What if i sneak them in the back? You can pick'em off one by one from the porky end.... " On it | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky Nope, this is a strictly double standard thread, no fat allowed! Well, maybe a little smoothing out of the six pack lol.... You're more strict than me. I need 'em fit, they have serious work to do! " To quote the Dragons on Dragons den "I'm out". Can be lazy sometimes. | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you On my way! I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. Timewaster!!! " No, just slow... | |||
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"Oh can they be a little fat please? I like my men chunky How much is a little? I have a few cakes and chocolate I could put to use. Even better, i could feed them to you On my way! I'll be waiting.... best speed though. I'm off to bed soon and need some company Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. Timewaster!!! No, just slow... " I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then | |||
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"Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. Timewaster!!! No, just slow... I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then " Again, just slow haha | |||
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"Oh no! I'll never make it. I'll just have to eat it all on my own. Timewaster!!! No, just slow... I was going to add ghoster to timewaster then Again, just slow haha " I want a man with a slow hand I want a lover with an easy touch..... | |||
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"I swing between beefy and foodbaby tbh" I see pretty much prime rib lol! | |||
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"Can I just take a seat right here? " With that peach you can psrk it where you like | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! " Id say at the moment ive to much pork on.. | |||
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"I’m sorry if you couldn’t see me, I suppose my slim frame is easy to miss. " You need more pics! | |||
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"I’m sorry if you couldn’t see me, I suppose my slim frame is easy to miss. You need more pics! " Another shameless bump | |||
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"A bit fat here " Mostly beef I reckon | |||
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"Just showing off my rig, presume that's the aim of this thread " Absof-rigginlutely! | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! " But which cut of beef? C | |||
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"I think 75% beef, no more than 25% pork..... Or is that too much? " Nah gotta be 95% beef and 5% pork Gotta keep things as black and white as possible you know | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! But which cut of beef? C" Oooh prime rib and top rump I think! | |||
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"I think 75% beef, no more than 25% pork..... Or is that too much? Nah gotta be 95% beef and 5% pork Gotta keep things as black and white as possible you know " I think that might be an unhealthy ratio lol! | |||
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"Can I be bacon? Not much to look at but everybody loves me. " You’re a lovable creature | |||
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"Can I be bacon? Not much to look at but everybody loves me. " Is there another bloke wanting to be bacon I’m now currently craving a sandwich | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! But which cut of beef? C Oooh prime rib and top rump I think! " In which case I suppose I'm fairly rumpy C | |||
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"That is a large void to fall in.. Still... I’m here!! " Take some pics with your shoulders in, that's what we girls like to see!! | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! " Which bit are you referring to? | |||
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"I wonder do I fit in here?!" To me you have the perfect bod. | |||
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"I wonder do I fit in here?!" Yup, I reckon so - great use of should to hip ratios there, that's what we ladies like to see! | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! Which bit are you referring to? " You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!! | |||
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"I think I might fit in this thread " Approved! | |||
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"I think I might fit in this thread Approved! " So, how is the diary filling up, or should I say menu? | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! Which bit are you referring to? You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!! " Lion bait? Thanks. | |||
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"I think I might fit in this thread Approved! So, how is the diary filling up, or should I say menu?" Nom, nom, nom..... | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! Which bit are you referring to? You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!! Lion bait? Thanks. " Haha, more bounding through the long grass?? | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! Which bit are you referring to? You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!! Lion bait? Thanks. Haha, more bounding through the long grass?? " Being chased by a cougar, now there's a thought. | |||
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"Right, I've taken my ibuprufen and I'm off the the gym for more torture.....'Buns like steel by the summer ladies, buns like steel...'! " Ha ha go Frisky! I'm not beefy, but this thread is covering a wide range so I can wiggle in. | |||
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"I think I may be past beef since crimbo " You hiding?!! | |||
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"No idea what catagory il fit in to be honest" You look a bit cross to be honest.... | |||
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"I’m here " Yup, I see beef..... | |||
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"Right, I've taken my ibuprufen and I'm off the the gym for more torture.....'Buns like steel by the summer ladies, buns like steel...'! Ha ha go Frisky! I'm not beefy, but this thread is covering a wide range so I can wiggle in." Welcome! | |||
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"Come on gents, show yourselves! Which bit are you referring to? You're more antelope than beef but it's my thread so you're in!! Lion bait? Thanks. Haha, more bounding through the long grass?? Being chased by a cougar, now there's a thought. " Ha, no cougars on this thread! | |||
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"I’m sorry if you couldn’t see me, I suppose my slim frame is easy to miss. You need more pics! " Or, more food as my mum would have said. | |||
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"I’m sorry if you couldn’t see me, I suppose my slim frame is easy to miss. You need more pics! Or, more food as my mum would have said. " Mums have a lot to answer for!! | |||
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