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Advice for women struggling to get meets on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?"

C

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lots of nudes and drop your standards.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

set filters to men 18-99. sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have about 50 pics of your breasts and vagina from every angle then you are good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is "

Haha

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Embrace you inner dickpic

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Offer to accommodate. Could be your flat, a hotel, place of work, car, or the nearest stand of trees.

Bring cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell him you’re passing through his area in your works van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a telly remote in both holes. It allows us to judge if cock size is acceptable.

Let us know how you’re doing that minute. What your weekend plans are. It’s these small details that will have you drowning in penis asap.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Delete your profile text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have about 50 pics of your breasts and vagina from every angle then you are good to go "

You forgot the arse pictures just so he knows what you look like from all angles :- )

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky


"Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is "

Pmsl

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I love sucking cock, can do it for hours, don't need my mouth for anything in return, suck and go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love sucking cock, can do it for hours, don't need my mouth for anything in return, suck and go. "

An angel in our midst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "

I’ve been doing it all wrong!!

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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast

Slap your tits onto a counter and say 'wanna suck?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your profile text as "will fill in later" for as long as possible.

Complain constantly in the forums about never getting a meet, and how guys should be tripping over themselves to bang you for sending a "hi how r u?" message.

Twenty pictures straight out of the gynecologist's manual.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Failing that! Just breathing is enough!!! Lol

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ?

I’ve been doing it all wrong!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double check that you ticked the box that says 'female' when you joined. If that hasn't worked I'm stumped.

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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is "

Haha yes!

Also don't forget to say that you're up for anything and that looks and size aren't important. Multiple vag pics should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention on a status update you need work done on your house. Amazing how many builders/decorators/handymen and you'll be flooded with offers of help with exchange for rumpy

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a pussy shot and a faf message. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking it might be better to pay for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing on fab unless they are looking for a woman themselves

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If all else fails offer filet steak and a bj!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mention on a status update you need work done on your house. Amazing how many builders/decorators/handymen and you'll be flooded with offers of help with exchange for rumpy

P"

Seen a few of these, a woman asking for someone to build her conservatory walls.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Pretend to be a man."

Actually just laughed really loud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.

If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.

If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx"

The meet won’t happen, but getting lots of attention will. Obviously there are women on here are that age group, etc, and genuine, but often it’s a bloke who is, quite frankly, a dick! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delete your profile text."

This works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say you’re here just for the forums.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "

How many breasts do these women have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to explain to them in long winded graphic messages exactly what I want to do to them.

I find it works best to just jump straight in and assume all men like the same things.

Oh and I don't use punctuation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

write ......

woman

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get as many vag pics as you can that look like dropped lasagne or road kill.

Cocks will cum a flooding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ?

How many breasts do these women have?"

If we see tits and there’s the promise of more, these are logistics most blokes wouldn’t have thought through yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to explain to them in long winded graphic messages exactly what I want to do to them.

I find it works best to just jump straight in and assume all men like the same things.

Oh and I don't use punctuation. "

Basically talk a good game, but fail to deliver.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

No pics, no write up,just be female, most on here are not at all fussy, just think you could be a goat and there'll still come in droves to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies the secret to bagging a man on Fab is to befriend him, show him your naked breasts, then imply there are other breasts where those came from.

If this doesn’t work for you, tell him you have a vagina, if that doesn’t work I’m all out of ideas.

Any other advice for ladies struggling to bag that elusive first meet on Fab ? "

That only implies to those that really have to work at it. To the remainder it's just 'log on'. No further instructions required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be sane/read his profile/keep your word/meet his physical requirements/Know why your on here/be hygienic/Don't expect cab fare or money.Fulfil these you should be ok...one last thing expect the same from him.

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Exactly

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tell them that you’re not looking for anything serious and that you are more than happy to meet for a 5 minute hand job/wank/fingering session with no reciprocal stuff required at all. Ever.

If you build it....they will cum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them that you’re not looking for anything serious and that you are more than happy to meet for a 5 minute hand job/wank/fingering session with no reciprocal stuff required at all. Ever.

If you build it....they will cum."

Haha, very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a sky remote up your vag so we know how big it is "
funny as tha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang around lay-bys just waiting for those elusive truckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretend to be between 18 and 22, state you’re bi, bit of a cum slut and love being fucked hard.

If you claim you want a daddy and use a pic of someone off a porn site, you’re guaranteed a reaction...but don’t forget to disappear after a couple of hours xx"

Lol I see 2/3 new ones everyday

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

bring beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pics, no write up,just be female, most on here are not at all fussy, just think you could be a goat and there'll still come in droves to fuck you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do girls! Don't ever send the first message to chubby hairy guy with strange yet vanillaesque kinks! Definitely not just a - Hi!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Noted. This better get me laid OP otherwise you’re gonna have to come and take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear shiny stuff in pictures.

Like big silver hoops.

I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear shiny stuff in pictures.

Like big silver hoops.

I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.

"

I'm painting mine silver now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noted. This better get me laid OP otherwise you’re gonna have to come and take one for the team. "

I’m a team player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you do girls! Don't ever send the first message to chubby hairy guy with strange yet vanillaesque kinks! Definitely not just a - Hi! "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear shiny stuff in pictures.

Like big silver hoops.

I mean earrings, not ladies over a certain age with hairy bum holes just in case there’s any confusion.

I'm painting mine silver now "

Earrings or...

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Say you’re a heavy squirter and you can suck cock for hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv gotta give it to you, I’m sure this would work

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