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"I reckon at full stretch 100 to 120 denier would be still fairly easy to see through. " Rubish, you quite clearly don't know your denier from your elbow, I'm leaving this thread....... Amateurs | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer." With an 80 denier you might get away with putting a good eye hole in as long as you had your clear nail varnish round the edges | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer." Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. With an 80 denier you might get away with putting a good eye hole in as long as you had your clear nail varnish round the edges " Good thinking! | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. With an 80 denier you might get away with putting a good eye hole in as long as you had your clear nail varnish round the edges " and now all I can see is the scene from django unchained. ‘Damn! I cant see shit outta this fukkin thang’ !!!! | |||
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"Times are hard, would I get away with a pop sock I wonder." depends where you pop it | |||
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"One foot of a rainbow-striped, knitted toe-sock, with eye-holes cut out. You will look like a psychedelic cockerel." I'm loving that image. And the reconstruction on Crime Watch would be epic! | |||
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"I'd wear a clown mask. People freak out at clowns, they'd give me the money faster I reckon. " . Rubidoux ..they wouldn't be staring at your face | |||
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"I'd wear a clown mask. People freak out at clowns, they'd give me the money faster I reckon. . Rubidoux ..they wouldn't be staring at your face " She robbing the bank with her tits out? | |||
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"I'd wear a clown mask. People freak out at clowns, they'd give me the money faster I reckon. . Rubidoux ..they wouldn't be staring at your face She robbing the bank with her tits out? " While that would definitely cause a diversion, I think black polonecks might be more professional. | |||
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"I'd wear a clown mask. People freak out at clowns, they'd give me the money faster I reckon. . Rubidoux ..they wouldn't be staring at your face She robbing the bank with her tits out? " I'm erect now | |||
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"Going to need a get away driver." thats me out | |||
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"Going to need a get away driver." . Keep the denier stocking in case the fan- belt goes ! When you thinking of doing this 'hypertheticall'bank job, I could get someone to blow the bloody doors.Lets just call him mr.cane | |||
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"Balaclava Fever aged 47 Belfast." Balaclava can be itchy. | |||
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"if there's a ladder in your stocking, we can use that to climb in the back way." You're hilarious Muriel. | |||
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"80 denier my arse...... It's freezing out there ... cable knit ...two layers of. " I did consider a patterned pair or textured, thought fishnet might be a bit counter productive. | |||
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"80 denier my arse...... It's freezing out there ... cable knit ...two layers of. I did consider a patterned pair or textured, thought fishnet might be a bit counter productive." Yeah ..... you'd be posin' instead of robbin' and the dosh'd fall through the holes...... | |||
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"80 denier my arse...... It's freezing out there ... cable knit ...two layers of. I did consider a patterned pair or textured, thought fishnet might be a bit counter productive. Yeah ..... you'd be posin' instead of robbin' and the dosh'd fall through the holes...... " Hate it when that happens | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. " | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. " Hmm, seeing as I'm mixed race an American tan stocking over my head probably wouldn't be the best disguise. But thanks for your input. | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. Hmm, seeing as I'm mixed race an American tan stocking over my head probably wouldn't be the best disguise. But thanks for your input." Stripes then. | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. Hmm, seeing as I'm mixed race an American tan stocking over my head probably wouldn't be the best disguise. But thanks for your input. Stripes then. " Vertical might work, I don't want a fat looking head. | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. Hmm, seeing as I'm mixed race an American tan stocking over my head probably wouldn't be the best disguise. But thanks for your input. Stripes then. Vertical might work, I don't want a fat looking head." Vertical stripes are slimming. Anyway this OP is about your friend, not you. | |||
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"Thought it was standard procedure to wear a dead presidents mask when robbing a bank? " Hear that Terresa May ones are what is fashionable with bank robbers at this time ? | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. Right no here now you would be accused of being a racist better go with the tan stocking. Hmm, seeing as I'm mixed race an American tan stocking over my head probably wouldn't be the best disguise. But thanks for your input. Stripes then. Vertical might work, I don't want a fat looking head. Vertical stripes are slimming. Anyway this OP is about your friend, not you. " I wouldn't want my friend to have a fat looking head either. Particularly when they show the cctv on Caught on Camera... | |||
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"did 'your friend' do the hyperthtical bank job last night . I want a share of the loot ( need to get my kids out of the orphanarium)or I'm off to the filth ..who will hunt you down.. apparently you wear a stocking with vertical lines..which is nice " You can't rush these things, it's all in the planning. We need to buy the stockings, plus snacks. Low blood sugar can make or break a big raid. No one wants 10 years in Pentonville because they forgot the Trail Mix. | |||
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"did 'your friend' do the hyperthtical bank job last night . I want a share of the loot ( need to get my kids out of the orphanarium)or I'm off to the filth ..who will hunt you down.. apparently you wear a stocking with vertical lines..which is nice You can't rush these things, it's all in the planning. We need to buy the stockings, plus snacks. Low blood sugar can make or break a big raid. No one wants 10 years in Pentonville because they forgot the Trail Mix." . oh I agree, my grandad got ten years inside for something he didn't do !(he didn't wipe his fingerprints off!) | |||
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"did 'your friend' do the hyperthtical bank job last night . I want a share of the loot ( need to get my kids out of the orphanarium)or I'm off to the filth ..who will hunt you down.. apparently you wear a stocking with vertical lines..which is nice You can't rush these things, it's all in the planning. We need to buy the stockings, plus snacks. Low blood sugar can make or break a big raid. No one wants 10 years in Pentonville because they forgot the Trail Mix. . oh I agree, my grandad got ten years inside for something he didn't do !(he didn't wipe his fingerprints off!) " Thought you were going to say his tax returns | |||
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"I'd be Nixon "I am not a crook" Oh wait ... different film " . Agfa..oops.. different film again!!! | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer." you'll never get away with it.. Because of DNA haha Watch that TV programme called the heist or the hunter.. I was arrested once for robbing a subway.. I didn't do it!! I was linked to the place because of a finger print on the cash register | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer. you'll never get away with it.. Because of DNA haha Watch that TV programme called the heist or the hunter.. I was arrested once for robbing a subway.. I didn't do it!! I was linked to the place because of a finger print on the cash register " A likely story. Tell it to the judge. | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask " Fancy! | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask " But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!! | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!!" We need someone with an eye for detail...you're in. | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!! We need someone with an eye for detail...you're in." Dammit... does this now make me complicit? You'll never take me alive copper !! | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!! We need someone with an eye for detail...you're in. Dammit... does this now make me complicit? You'll never take me alive copper !!" . Afraid your an accomplice . What will you do with the lolly? | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!! We need someone with an eye for detail...you're in. Dammit... does this now make me complicit? You'll never take me alive copper !!. Afraid your an accomplice . What will you do with the lolly? " Don't say nothing without talking to your brief... I've seen the Sweeny, I know how it works. | |||
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"I’d wear 40 sheer gloss complete with suspenders to hold my gun and lace thong as a secondary face mask But you've not given it much thought ... but what brand of stocking ... and whose lingerie (brand ... not if you're borrowing them) Stilettos? Kitten heels? Court shoe? Or just a good pair of Nike's ? For God's sake ... so many unanswered questions!!! We need someone with an eye for detail...you're in. Dammit... does this now make me complicit? You'll never take me alive copper !!. Afraid your an accomplice . What will you do with the lolly? Don't say nothing without talking to your brief... I've seen the Sweeny, I know how it works." Put yer traaaaasers on, yer nicked | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! " Pea shooter and spud gun. | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! Pea shooter and spud gun." . so your a vegetarian bank robber. You need something to terrify the counter staff ! | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! Pea shooter and spud gun.. so your a vegetarian bank robber. You need something to terrify the counter staff !" Could threaten them with a vegan sausage roll....believe me they're scary. | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! Pea shooter and spud gun.. so your a vegetarian bank robber. You need something to terrify the counter staff ! Could threaten them with a vegan sausage roll....believe me they're scary." . I'll let you handle the security guard | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! Pea shooter and spud gun.. so your a vegetarian bank robber. You need something to terrify the counter staff ! Could threaten them with a vegan sausage roll....believe me they're scary.. I'll let you hand-job the security guard " Fixed that for her | |||
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"If you owe the bank £100 its your problem, If you owe them £10 million-its their problem! Anyway before you do this bank job- What are you packin'. ! Pea shooter and spud gun.. so your a vegetarian bank robber. You need something to terrify the counter staff ! Could threaten them with a vegan sausage roll....believe me they're scary.. I'll let you hand-job the security guard Fixed that for her " Won't have time for wanking about! | |||
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"If you were going to rob a bank what denier stocking would you use? I was initially thinking 80 denier black opaque, but that might be tricky to see through? Asking for a friend, officer." Whichever one I'd taken off your legs the night before. | |||
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"I’d have Robbie Coltrane for my getaway driver at least if we get stuck he knows how to get away with wearing a nuns habit as a disguise! " Would it be in a trans-it | |||
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"I’d have Robbie Coltrane for my getaway driver at least if we get stuck he knows how to get away with wearing a nuns habit as a disguise! Would it be in a trans-it " No think I’d go with the Audi Quattro from ashes to ashes | |||
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"I’d have Robbie Coltrane for my getaway driver at least if we get stuck he knows how to get away with wearing a nuns habit as a disguise! Would it be in a trans-it No think I’d go with the Audi Quattro from ashes to ashes " good I cant drive I've got that 'equine flu',- I'm feeling a little horse ! | |||
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"Going with a Robin Reliant as a get away car, paying homage to my Peckham roots..." . cushty! | |||
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"you need someone to launder the money..may be full of mascara if you do it Feb 14th (st.valentines day mascara) " These plastic notes don't get as dirty | |||
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"so... your doing a (sorry your 'friend's') doing a bank robbery wearing vertical striped stockings on your head,pointing a pop gun,doing god knows what with the security guard,using a reliant robin as a getaway car ..I can't see one flaw in that scenario. ..go for it(your 'friend' that is) " I'm selling the film rights as we speak... | |||
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