FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine's poems part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have fun everyone xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Roses red

Violtes are blue

Now open your legs

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have fun everyone xx"
should say poems ro be posted here and should include persons name that you have wrote it for.....and be nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses red

Violtes are blue

Now open your legs

I love you

"
very endearing PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I done 3

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Roses red

Violtes are blue

Now open your legs

I love you

very endearing PP

Well its truthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poem to the last veri I left:

As he wished me birthday greetings

I never thought we would be meeting

He made me laugh yet made me cry

The last few weeks I’ve wondered why

Although I hoped to stay in touch

Life gets in the way so much

So if you see this, I do care

You’re in my heart, I’ll keep you there

The End

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

Fair play, that’s pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

Fair play, that’s pretty good

Yeah not as cheesy as the rest. 8/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poem to this guy I met months ago:

You’re still so very gorgeous

But you piss me off

You drive me mad for anal

But never pull time off

I tried to keep it friendly

But you clearly don’t like that

So yes I’ve given up

Cos you can be a prat

The End

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

" Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

A little poem for my aural crush

Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush

It really does turn my knickers to mush

Sadly however your poem was cheesy

I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy! "

Queasy are you? I'm sorry to hear.

Allow me to make it up to you, have no fear!

Hanky, sit next to me, no rush

Let me entice you with a voice you think lush

I'll see your cheeks redden and flush

As a piece of clothing is reduced to mush

Only one thing to do after that mess

Let's put that attraction to the test

Oh Chillout my knickers are soggy....

So wet is my poor little moggy!

Your voice so divine

Send tingles up my spine

Fuck me missionary, cowgirl & doggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

Fair play, that’s pretty good

It is rather decent tbf! Within his chest beats the heart of a poet.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

Fair play, that’s pretty good

It is rather decent tbf! Within his chest beats the heart of a poet.

When properly inspired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over and you came to my rescue,

Patting my knee with a tissue you said it wasn't a issue,

Weeks of smiles had me thinking I would like you in a private room for a while.

Fast forward to weeks later when I finally got your kisses on My face.

Tattooed shorty your a naughty minx but in future keep your finger away from the pink!

I'm not very good at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I done 3"

Oy where's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over and you came to my rescue,

Patting my knee with a tissue you said it wasn't a issue,

Weeks of smiles had me thinking I would like you in a private room for a while.

Fast forward to weeks later when I finally got your kisses on My face.

Tattooed shorty your a naughty minx but in future keep your finger away from the pink!

I'm not very good at this

Awwwww I feel so loved

Love it but don't give up your day job lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose's are red,

Violets are blue,

I know she'll deny it but 'More Than A Handful' loves it when you poke her in the...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose's are red,

Violets are blue,

I know she'll deny it but 'More Than A Handful' loves it when you poke her in the...

My bum hole is out of bounds

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

" Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

A little poem for my aural crush

Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush

It really does turn my knickers to mush

Sadly however your poem was cheesy

I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy! "

Queasy are you? I'm sorry to hear.

Allow me to make it up to you, have no fear!

Hanky, sit next to me, no rush

Let me entice you with a voice you think lush

I'll see your cheeks redden and flush

As a piece of clothing is reduced to mush

Only one thing to do after that mess

Let's put that attraction to the test

Oh Chillout my knickers are soggy....

So wet is my poor little moggy!

Your voice so divine

Send tingles up my spine

Fuck me missionary, cowgirl & doggy?

Hanky, with such a choice how can I resist?

Sure you've not left anything amiss?

A little taste test would be first on the menu

A plush bed the perfect venue

Then comes missionary as requested

My vigour is now about to be tested

If so far i've made the score

Cowgirl it is, let's have some more

Ride me till you release that aching tension

Go all out for an amazing session

Doggy to finish, what a sight to see!

Curvy hips slapping up against me!

But I digress and must stop before this becomes too corny

Fact of the matter is now i'm ridiculously horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another ode to the ladies of fab

Without you, life would be more drab

So many sexy people, profiles galore

Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store

However, it's important to not lose perspective

People are here for their reasons, many selective

Admire from afar and appreciate if you must

If you don't fit their bill, don't go for bust

If you tick their boxes message away

You just might have a chance to eventually play

Connection and friendship is what matters most

And the best way of ending this post

Fair play, that’s pretty good

It is rather decent tbf! Within his chest beats the heart of a poet.

When properly inspired!

Well yes, the fair ladies of Fab can be very inspiring ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I done 3

Oy where's mine

They were all for one person

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 05/02/19 12:22:15]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head "

Sorry general poem ... not aimed at anyone

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head

Sorry general poem ... not aimed at anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot talk of flowers,

I cannot speak of wine,

I cannot even think of words

that sequentially rhyme.

I see you in the forums,

I wish that you were mine,

I'd be the tonic to your gin

Miss Cheeky69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent you a message you didn’t reply

I got anxious and stressed wondering why

But then I recalled you’re a frigid lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

My balls are blue.

Please take me to bed

And give me a screw.

Thank you! Thank you!

Works every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey howz u

Here’s my penis out the blue

Second message to see if you like

Still no reply?

Probably a dyke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have you on my hotlist

So i can perve away.

I love to spy your pictures

and read your words each day.

I'm not going to name you,

I'm not going to push my luck.

But one day I might message you

and pray you'll fancy a fuck

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started a thread about luck

Just to see who I’d fuck

Turns out it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

Awwwwwwww that’s just too sweet

don’t suppose he has a brother? Just asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

Awwwwwwww that’s just too sweet

don’t suppose he has a brother? Just asking for a friend

A couple as it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

Awwwwwwww that’s just too sweet

don’t suppose he has a brother? Just asking for a friend

A couple as it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She offered her honour. .He honoured her offer. .And all night long. .It was honour& offer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She offered her honour. .He honoured her offer. .And all night long. .It was honour& offer !

like it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A bouquet of flowers

Daisys in a bunch

A quicky for Kelly

While I'm having my lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw you in the lounge

And thought you looked great

You came round

We ate chips off a plate

You asked for some sauce

And I gave you some

What a night we had

Ketchup and cum

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Again ... not aimed at anyone ..

I thought that I could love no other

But perhaps we could include your mother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

Well I wasn't looking for an LTR

When I spied your profile from afar

Much less a girl who's nuts and rabbits

About metal and her toilet habits.

But what the fuck you can't help who

you fall for even if it's YOU??

Every inch a Peach, bewitching kiss,

I'm ecstatic that I've found MY Bliss..

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started a unique thread

Well, it was original in my head

Turns out been done before

Replies and replies, more and more

Who knew it had been posted?

Who likes to get spit roasted?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well hello my love, I think it's time

You listened to this rhyme of mine

I'm dedicating this to you

To thank you for the things you do

But you know me, this can't be done

Without a hint of cheek and fun

So here I am sat on the loo

Whilst writing my ditty to you

Don't worry babe it's just a piss

I can't drop a log in front of Bliss

But there's plenty more you've got me doing

The credit goes to all the wooing

The time, the care, the energy

You've laden magically on me

Your words, your comfort, my God that Mouth

They get me soaking wet down south

It's more than that as you well know

Cupid has struck me with his bow

An arrow straight there in the heart

I fell for you right at the start

My world is full of flutterbies When I look you in the eyes

We stare at each other, silent, just knowing

And watch our soulmate utterly glowing

Well I wasn't looking for an LTR

When I spied your profile from afar

Much less a girl who's nuts and rabbits

About metal and her toilet habits.

But what the fuck you can't help who

you fall for even if it's YOU??

Every inch a Peach, bewitching kiss,

I'm ecstatic that I've found MY Bliss..

xxx"

Awwwwww well if you hadn't guessed

My heart's now beating through my chest

We get up to some crazy stuff

Like being outside in the buff

In minus temperatures, freezing cold

I've really never been so bold

You're consistently inspiring me

Lighting the internal fire in me

You set the animal in me free

Now get down on one fucking knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please please please

I want to kiss your knees

I love you

I need you to know

You’re everything to me

The person who’s posted below

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm not sure who would be sorer

If I were to meet Nora

Our bodies would ache

And probably shake

After bopping to ska on the dancefloor-a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We talked in advance

About my white pants

You wanted to know

Whats hidden below

So I showed you today

And now you’re happy

It was a Curly Wurly, Twix and a fiver.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

" Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

A little poem for my aural crush

Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush

It really does turn my knickers to mush

Sadly however your poem was cheesy

I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy! "

Queasy are you? I'm sorry to hear.

Allow me to make it up to you, have no fear!

Hanky, sit next to me, no rush

Let me entice you with a voice you think lush

I'll see your cheeks redden and flush

As a piece of clothing is reduced to mush

Only one thing to do after that mess

Let's put that attraction to the test

Oh Chillout my knickers are soggy....

So wet is my poor little moggy!

Your voice so divine

Send tingles up my spine

Fuck me missionary, cowgirl & doggy?

Hanky, with such a choice how can I resist?

Sure you've not left anything amiss?

A little taste test would be first on the menu

A plush bed the perfect venue

Then comes missionary as requested

My vigour is now about to be tested

If so far i've made the score

Cowgirl it is, let's have some more

Ride me till you release that aching tension

Go all out for an amazing session

Doggy to finish, what a sight to see!

Curvy hips slapping up against me!

But I digress and must stop before this becomes too corny

Fact of the matter is now i'm ridiculously horny!

I can't top that one Mr.Chillout!

And all cause the lady loves Milk Tra.... Oops, I mean your accent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can throw a beat and shit,

And tie you up in knots

Peachizzle's in the House now bitch,

You know she's fucking hot.

But wait, whats all that mushy stuff,

I now look like a liar.

Peachys struck by Cupid's bow,

Has it quenched her fire?

A demon on the forum,

a freak between the sheets,

It looks like Peach has met her match,

let's hope it is for keeps.

So I can't make a rhyme for her,

All that I can do,

is put her arse in my wank bank,

And Gents, so should you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure who would be sorer

If I were to meet Nora

Our bodies would ache

And probably shake

After bopping to ska on the dancefloor-a

love it

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

There was this lady called Nora

With a curious nickname of explorer

Her pics had me doing a double take

Thinking dirty thoughts and biting my lip

She came across as a sight to see

But doesn't suffer fools easily!

After much back and forth, the day finally came

To see if in person she'd be one and the same

Happy to say she was everything and more

Clumsy, flirty, sexy. Anything but a bore!

For better part of a weekend she was all mine

She was an expert assessor who wanted more time

Someday soon we'll engage in a much needed redo

With more time for a mutual appraisal too! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She can throw a beat and shit,

And tie you up in knots

Peachizzle's in the House now bitch,

You know she's fucking hot.

But wait, whats all that mushy stuff,

I now look like a liar.

Peachys struck by Cupid's bow,

Has it quenched her fire?

A demon on the forum,

a freak between the sheets,

It looks like Peach has met her match,

let's hope it is for keeps.

So I can't make a rhyme for her,

All that I can do,

is put her arse in my wank bank,

And Gents, so should you."

We fucking love this!!

Yaaaay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are great

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I close my eyes and think of you

Inside me, when the air turns blue

With cries of lust and harder, deeper,

The climb to coming growing steeper.

Fuck me til I can't stand up

Let me drink from passion's cup

Saint Valentine would sure approve

An afternoon wrapped in your love.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I close my eyes and think of you

Inside me, when the air turns blue

With cries of lust and harder, deeper,

The climb to coming growing steeper.

Fuck me til I can't stand up

Let me drink from passion's cup

Saint Valentine would sure approve

An afternoon wrapped in your love."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘An Ode To Boobies’ - By William Blake

‘Boobies......you are truly fucking awesome!’

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught on fabswingers

My wife fucked daily

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor cuck, I need no sympathy

Because she’s easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Anyway the wife blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot talk of flowers,

I cannot speak of wine,

I cannot even think of words

that sequentially rhyme.

I see you in the forums,

I wish that you were mine,

I'd be the tonic to your gin

Miss Cheeky69

"
..that is so lovely, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this lady called Nora

With a curious nickname of explorer

Her pics had me doing a double take

Thinking dirty thoughts and biting my lip

She came across as a sight to see

But doesn't suffer fools easily!

After much back and forth, the day finally came

To see if in person she'd be one and the same

Happy to say she was everything and more

Clumsy, flirty, sexy. Anything but a bore!

For better part of a weekend she was all mine

She was an expert assessor who wanted more time

Someday soon we'll engage in a much needed redo

With more time for a mutual appraisal too! ??"

Hundreds of messages and hours on the phone

That vocab and accent had my mind blown

We finally met on that cold London day

And knew pretty soon that we wanted to play

I knew from the start this one could be trouble

But I enjoy spending time in our own little bubble

You’re a wonderful friend and not bad in bed

Even though we both fight to be that one step ahead

I’ve booked the flight as I want a bit more a

But can you handle 3 days of Nora?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like anal and oral

Safe sex and cams

But when you log on

You’re messaged by bams

You should meet me

I’ll brighten your day

I don’t care

If you’re straight, bi or gay.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Roses are Red

Violets are fine

You be the six

I'll be the nine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Violets are fine

You be the six

I'll be the nine

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can't have a kiss

So a shag will do

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Roses are Red

Violets are fine

You be the six

I'll be the nine

Quite happy being the six as well. Swap it around x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I done 3

Oy where's mine

They were all for one person

Is that wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli.

So nicer than whats on the telly.

I'd love to eat whipped cream and jelly,

from all over, not just your belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I done 3

Oy where's mine

They were all for one person

Is that wrong

No lovely. I found it very sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching you from afar

I’d like to get you into a bar

A few drinks, hop into bed

There you go, that’s enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time that I fingered you,

I lost my wedding ring,

but when I shoved my fist up there,

I couldnt feel a thing...

It must've gone so far inside

your cervix gained some bling,

and now each time I fuck you,

my cock feels like a king

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli.

So nicer than whats on the telly.

I'd love to eat whipped cream and jelly,

from all over, not just your belly.

Aww shucks you!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I have you on my hotlist

So i can perve away.

I love to spy your pictures

and read your words each day.

I'm not going to name you,

I'm not going to push my luck.

But one day I might message you

and pray you'll fancy a fuck

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I done 3

Oy where's mine

They were all for one person

Is that wrong

No lovely. I found it very sweet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I call this one, ‘Pultritudinous Essence Of Femininity.’ (Or something equally pretentious)

Thy tits are awesome,

Proud and firm,

And when I squeeze them,

Oh how thoust squirm,

Thy vag is wet,

Thy labia to,

Whilst thou allow me,

To slide my cock in you?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"The first time that I fingered you,

I lost my wedding ring,

but when I shoved my fist up there,

I couldnt feel a thing...

It must've gone so far inside

your cervix gained some bling,

and now each time I fuck you,

my cock feels like a king

Now that is funny!!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This one is dedicated to a dear fab friend

Whom i've shagged senseless from end to end

From afar I admired her for a time

Never imagining she'd one day be mine

For a night of pure sexual delight and camaraderie

Only to discover we're both apples from the same tree!

A loveable tart she fondly calls me

A fabulous friend the woman I see

When she bares her bum I forget my name

Thoughts drift to a naughtier game

The look in her eyes say the same

A pelvic workout is now on the way

She's not easily sated i'm happy to say

This entire prose may seem a bit cheeky

But is the perfect way of describing Peachy

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

An Ode to Chillout, my very best friend,

No wedding bells here, on that we depend

Though my vag loves your penis, my fanny loves your cock

(Possibly because it’s as hard as a rock!)

Your fingers and tongue keep me happy and sated,

We’ll always be friends ‘coz my dear, it is fated!

When you fly to visit my spirits they soar,

For though I’ve had all of you - I always want more!

We chat, we giggle, we laugh, we shag,

It’s always delightful, it’s never a drag!

But though I adore you, I’m happy to share,

You’re damned good in bed, so it’s only fair!

You love the fab ladies with all of your heart

And that’s why you remain, my loveable tart!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"This one is dedicated to a dear fab friend

Whom i've shagged senseless from end to end

From afar I admired her for a time

Never imagining she'd one day be mine

For a night of pure sexual delight and camaraderie

Only to discover we're both apples from the same tree!

A loveable tart she fondly calls me

A fabulous friend the woman I see

When she bares her bum I forget my name

Thoughts drift to a naughtier game

The look in her eyes say the same

A pelvic workout is now on the way

She's not easily sated i'm happy to say

This entire prose may seem a bit cheeky

But is the perfect way of describing Peachy

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His baguette's so thick, it will make your cervix bleed...

His Beard is so lush, your cheeks will start to blush...

His accent is sexy, there's no controversy!

We all know of who I speak as the ladies knickers are beginning to fleet!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"An Ode to Chillout, my very best friend,

No wedding bells here, on that we depend

Though my vag loves your penis, my fanny loves your cock

(Possibly because it’s as hard as a rock!)

Your fingers and tongue keep me happy and sated,

We’ll always be friends ‘coz my dear, it is fated!

When you fly to visit my spirits they soar,

For though I’ve had all of you - I always want more!

We chat, we giggle, we laugh, we shag,

It’s always delightful, it’s never a drag!

But though I adore you, I’m happy to share,

You’re damned good in bed, so it’s only fair!

You love the fab ladies with all of your heart

And that’s why you remain, my loveable tart!

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bumping in case anyone missed it x

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