FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine poems....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick someone either from this thread or the forums and make a Valentine's poem for them.....rules are you must have thier name in poem ,you must post it here and no nasty poems. Spread some love or at least admiration.

Remember be nice and I would like at least one please.

Love kelly xxx"

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like writing poems... will have to think about this one. Working just now will do one later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like writing poems... will have to think about this one. Working just now will do one later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this, sounds fun count me in

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm in...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes? "
this is for poems but as ive just said there if ive got it wrong i will get this thread closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already did on the valentine day thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing"

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing"
ok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

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do u know me at all ok il write i knew one i love embaresment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thingok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread."
no im thinking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thingok i give up. Admin seems ive got it wrong please close thread."

You havent got it wrong. One is secret, this one's not. Nothing wrong with having a couple of Valentine's threads running. It's the time of year after all

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

The other one dosnt mention poems just messages.

I prefer secret admirer at least you can pm them afterwards.

anyway its the thought that counts.

thankyou fab kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backs away quietly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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What did she write? I’ll never know.

As I sit here pondering, I scratch my head.

I find myself staring at her profile pic instead

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes? "

There was a young lass called Meli,

Who’s totally fragrant, not smelly,

With a voice like rich cream,

She’s my Valentine’s dream

And I want to spunk all over her belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

There was a young lass called Mystique

Who made my knees go oh so weak

She seems lots of fun

I want to fondle her bum

And down her blouse take a peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was this feller called Dan.

A stand up kind of man

I’m not in any rush

To say I’ve got a man crush

Because it’s never been part of my plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a go

There as a Fabber called Lady Lick

Who often posts lots of hot pics

With a smile so pretty

Let’s get to the nitty gritty

Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a go

There as a Fabber called Lady Lick

Who often posts lots of hot pics

With a smile so pretty

Let’s get to the nitty gritty

Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m shit at poems

FAF DB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lass called Fab Kelly

Who’s name rhymes the same as our Meli

They’re both very hot

And I like them both a lot

And Kelly makes me quiver like jelly!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Not in a sarky way - this is like the other thread but not anonymous, yes?

There was a young lass called Meli,

Who’s totally fragrant, not smelly,

With a voice like rich cream,

She’s my Valentine’s dream

And I want to spunk all over her belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lass called Just Peach

Who looks great in a thong on a beach

She’s got a great ass,

I’d be top of her class

If sexual skills she did teach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady named Nora

With legs like that you just can’t ignore her

I can’t get it out of my head

But I want to take her to bed

I just hope that’s shes not a loud snorer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

There was a young lass called Mystique

Who made my knees go oh so weak

She seems lots of fun

I want to fondle her bum

And down her blouse take a peek

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dream of Nora,

a bedroom explorer?

I wonder if we'll ever meet...

Her boobies are fine,

her posts are divine,

I'd wipe my cock clean on her sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should have been called the Valentine limerick thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this feller called Dan.

A stand up kind of man

I’m not in any rush

To say I’ve got a man crush

Because it’s never been part of my plan.

There’s this man Fabber called MistrBee

He’s definitely the man right for me

I reciprocate his crush

He’s so fucking lush

I’d even let him over me have a wee!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A tale of a woman called Picky

Who decided vanilla was icky

She used all her rope

Tying up subs to grope

And left them all strung out and sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

There was a young lass called Mystique

Who made my knees go oh so weak

She seems lots of fun

I want to fondle her bum

And down her blouse take a peek

Anytime

"
There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young lass called Fab Kelly

Who’s name rhymes the same as our Meli

They’re both very hot

And I like them both a lot

And Kelly makes me quiver like jelly!

thank you x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This poem is for all the lovely ladies i've met

It's been a pleasure meeting you all and getting you wet

Fab, however is not just sex, but so much more

A fabulous experience for those who know the score

Friendships forged in the throes of lust and desire

If this were a profession, i'd never retire!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'll have a go

There as a Fabber called Lady Lick

Who often posts lots of hot pics

With a smile so pretty

Let’s get to the nitty gritty

Will you grind down hard on my .... pepper mill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady named Nora

With legs like that you just can’t ignore her

I can’t get it out of my head

But I want to take her to bed

I just hope that’s shes not a loud snorer!

ahhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dream of Nora,

a bedroom explorer?

I wonder if we'll ever meet...

Her boobies are fine,

her posts are divine,

I'd wipe my cock clean on her sheet

Haha. Love it thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day!

"
Peachy by Nature fun gal fun , no piously chat just get her facts right , not up her own bum , but big bum fun meets if you get lucky to get her treats but not on the sheets or something else that might even rhyme lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hmmm what rhymes with Kelly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm what rhymes with Kelly?"
smelly,jelly,belly , telly ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass as I'm useless at poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!

There was a young lady called Hanky

Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky

She makes me go phwoar

Until I can take it no more

And have to retire for a private hand shandy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

There was a young lass called Mystique

Who made my knees go oh so weak

She seems lots of fun

I want to fondle her bum

And down her blouse take a peek

Anytime

There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim

Hahahaha What??

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Here's the tale of a man called Ripvanwinkie

He has particular charms that are not dinky

He's also funny, clever and quick

Much more than just a huge d***

He's perfect for this girl called Kinky

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'll pass as I'm useless at poetry

There's this sexy feline, Kinky cat

Pics make my neck go SNAP

Very attractive and a ginger as well!

Loves to have a good time from what I can tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light-hearted rhyme to my great Fab friend

**********************

Here's my ode to a boy called Hine

Such a hot fella all of the time

He is very hunky

In fact he's just spunky

But I know he will never be mine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x

Right behind ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naughty gentleman, cherished on the site,

Flirts with all the females, with all his might.

A cutie with a heart of gold,

From his dirty limerick, i was sold.

I hate balloons, but his i'd pop,

Just so i could see his cock.

So turn around and do a twerk,

The simply delectable, Mr Dan Berks

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

There’s a lovely hot man called DanBerks

Who I just love because of his quirks

He writes poems a plenty

To get his balls empty

Come here Dan I’ll give you the works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you

In the land of scouse down the motorway

I met me a girl who blew me away

She got in my head she got in my soul

So i took out my cock and filled each hole

Her eyes are a picture

Her face is a jewel

Her tits are amazing

But her pussy it rules

Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide

Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham

Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man

Mystique u should know to never dare me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x

Right behind ya! "

Ladies get back here and give it a go

You might be good at it, you never know

All in good fun with no stress

For inspiration, you require a caress?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you

In the land of scouse down the motorway

I met me a girl who blew me away

She got in my head she got in my soul

So i took out my cock and filled each hole

Her eyes are a picture

Her face is a jewel

Her tits are amazing

But her pussy it rules

Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide

Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham

Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man

Mystique u should know to never dare me

Love it ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets make me titter

Who's the dirty bitch

Who likes to take it up thr shitter?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's a fab lady called fab Kelly

Who invited me often to squeeze her

She laughs with her eyes hazelly

As I caress and kiss and please her

A woman so lovely

With dimples so comely

It's always a pleasure to meet her

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!

There was a young lady called Hanky

Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky

She makes me go phwoar

Until I can take it no more

And have to retire for a private hand shandy!

Oh DanBerks you do make me smile

Talking to you is never a trial

You indeed make me chuckle

Til my knees start to buckle

Then I hear 'whilst you're down there.....'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok im rdy _cousesubsally this ones for you

In the land of scouse down the motorway

I met me a girl who blew me away

She got in my head she got in my soul

So i took out my cock and filled each hole

Her eyes are a picture

Her face is a jewel

Her tits are amazing

But her pussy it rules

Shes opened my eyes to my feelings inside theres nothing about her that that will make me hide

Iv embarrased her enough with this writing of ham

Il leave and sign off as your big growly Yorkshire man

Mystique u should know to never dare me

Love it ha ha xx "
i think i should publish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a lovely hot man called DanBerks

Who I just love because of his quirks

He writes poems a plenty

To get his balls empty

Come here Dan I’ll give you the works

There’s this Scouse lass who’s first name is Sal

She’s a bloody ace online Fab pal!

She full of such larks

(Y’know it’s bloody pronounced ‘Barks’)

But she’s totally my type of gal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Coquette

Who people said was a bit of a rocket

Her pictures look fine

If only she'd give me the time

To stick my big plug in her socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LJ Cymru my new fab crush.

I think that you are simply lush.

I'd love to bury my head between your thighs and hear your desperate pleasure filled cries.

Your pictures make me very wet, you are the one man that i need to get.

So give me a chance to make you weak, with a taster of the talents of Mistique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell DB! Go for it lad!!

There was a young lady called Hanky

Who makes willies stand tall, proud & lanky

She makes me go phwoar

Until I can take it no more

And have to retire for a private hand shandy!

Oh DanBerks you do make me smile

Talking to you is never a trial

You indeed make me chuckle

Til my knees start to buckle

Then I hear 'whilst you're down there.....'!

thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a lady called Coquette

Who people said was a bit of a rocket

Her pictures look fine

If only she'd give me the time

To stick my big plug in her socket "

Oh my! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty gentleman, cherished on the site,

Flirts with all the females, with all his might.

A cutie with a heart of gold,

From his dirty limerick, i was sold.

I hate balloons, but his i'd pop,

Just so i could see his cock.

So turn around and do a twerk,

The simply delectable, Mr Dan Berks

Ahhhh thank you my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already did on the valentine day thing

This is to write a Valentine's poem to someone you have a crush on and put it in the thread.

I'm not sure I have the guts for this

There was a young lass called Mystique

Who made my knees go oh so weak

She seems lots of fun

I want to fondle her bum

And down her blouse take a peek

Anytime

There was a lady called Mystigue who was nice and trim but not up to rim with Jim

Hahahaha What??

"
spontaneous lady your words are coming from the heart , your pretty and hot to trot my treat to meet mysterious woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember be nice and I would like at least one please.

Love kelly xxx"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm too young for Fab Kelly

Boo hoo hoo hoo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Limericks, effort.

I'll haiku you one instead.

You're not that bad, Dan.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Tis a bit early but I’m in

This poem what I wrote

For a gorgeous bloke

Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him

He’s always a gent

He’s heaven sent

I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’

Meet me in the shed

The fella has said

I’m there still my bosom is heaving

How long will I wait

Til he makes me his date

Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

A walk up by Llandudno

That’s where we’d like to mooch

And hopefully bump into

Walking Taff and Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Backs out of thread as my skills at poetry suck x

Right behind ya!

Ladies get back here and give it a go

You might be good at it, you never know

All in good fun with no stress

For inspiration, you require a caress?

Stroke me gently, stroke me quick

Don't just tease me with the tip

Poetry is overrated

It makes me agitated

I confess, I need inspiration

To wet my appetite in anticipation

So come on guys and try your luck

You never know you might just get a

Gold Star

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I once had a bit of peek

At a girl from Wales called mystique

She wins by a mile

With her wonderful smile

She's proud to wear the leek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LJ Cymru my new fab crush.

I think that you are simply lush.

I'd love to bury my head between your thighs and hear your desperate pleasure filled cries.

Your pictures make me very wet, you are the one man that i need to get.

So give me a chance to make you weak, with a taster of the talents of Mistique

. "

I am touched or I will be

Thanks my Lady of the Valleys it was lush xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mysterious man from High Wycombe

Has got me a teeny bit smitten

His body is fit and I love his wit

But he probably won’t see what I’ve written.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met

Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a special friend

Who often drives me round the bend

Whenever I’m down

He acts like a clown

And makes everything alright in the end.

For you PMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a bit of peek

At a girl from Wales called mystique

She wins by a mile

With her wonderful smile

She's proud to wear the leek"

Awww

..... the leek bit made me chuckle though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck at poetry, other things however not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DB is probably my bestie

And I know how he loves my chesty

We laugh till we cry

And we’ll bitch till we die

Until we having nothing lefty.

God I missed my vocation in life

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met

Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DB is probably my bestie

And I know how he loves my chesty

We laugh till we cry

And we’ll bitch till we die

Until we having nothing lefty.

God I missed my vocation in life

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met

Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love for you is like a bumble bee

Theres nawt i love more than when you cum for me

Your humour and wit has me act like a tit

I love nothing more than my mouth on your clit

You made my head softer than a burglars bally this poems for you

My sweet _cousesubsally

Jeez whats happened to me am i like a 17 yr old girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a special friend

Who often drives me round the bend

Whenever I’m down

He acts like a clown

And makes everything alright in the end.

For you PMF

everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but perv on this guy,

His beautiful pics caught my eye.

Would it be of bad taste,

To ask to sit on his face?

That's what I'd do it if I wasn't so shy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To the lady with the jet black hair

And skin so clear and so fair

You know that I wish I were there

Just stroking your jet black hair

To the lady with the wonderful chest

I'd worship your perfectly formed breast

Let my lips find the creamy crest

Of your wonderful voluptuous chest

To the lady with soft silky thighs

Imagine the gasps and the sighs

As I glide in-between the glistening sheen

Of the wonders concealed by those thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write this rhyme to one I won't name

In case he blushes again and again

He knows that I like him and I think he's damn hot

But the diaries haven't yet clashed a lot

We want to meet, but life gets in the way

But I know for certain that we're fucking one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same one as I posted the other week:

Our love is like a golden chain

that links our hearts together ..

And if the chain should ever break

Can I still watch you with Trevor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was this feller called Dan.

A stand up kind of man

I’m not in any rush

To say I’ve got a man crush

Because it’s never been part of my plan.

There’s this man Fabber called MistrBee

He’s definitely the man right for me

I reciprocate his crush

He’s so fucking lush

I’d even let him over me have a wee!

Yay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To the lady with the jet black hair

And skin so clear and so fair

You know that I wish I were there

Just stroking your jet black hair

To the lady with the wonderful chest

I'd worship your perfectly formed breast

Let my lips find the creamy crest

Of your wonderful voluptuous chest

To the lady with soft silky thighs

Imagine the gasps and the sighs

As I glide in-between the glistening sheen

Of the wonders concealed by those thighs"
wow whos that to

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled

Dropped into my box one day

I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say

You make me smile

You make me howl

You know I love your Yorkshire growl

A talented man between the sheets

Of course you are the best of meets

You can throw your toys out the pram

But of that you know I don’t give a damn

Don’t you change

You keep being you

You’re the best

And you know that’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled

Dropped into my box one day

I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say

You make me smile

You make me howl

You know I love your Yorkshire growl

A talented man between the sheets

Of course you are the best of meets

You can throw your toys out the pram

But of that you know I don’t give a damn

Don’t you change

You keep being you

You’re the best

And you know that’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled

Dropped into my box one day

I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say

You make me smile

You make me howl

You know I love your Yorkshire growl

A talented man between the sheets

Of course you are the best of meets

You can throw your toys out the pram

But of that you know I don’t give a damn

Don’t you change

You keep being you

You’re the best

And you know that’s true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a bloke with fingers that he asked to be pulled

Dropped into my box one day

I knew there was something special about this one so I just have to say

You make me smile

You make me howl

You know I love your Yorkshire growl

A talented man between the sheets

Of course you are the best of meets

You can throw your toys out the pram

But of that you know I don’t give a damn

Don’t you change

You keep being you

You’re the best

And you know that’s true

"
i never will sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I open fab and I log on each day.

I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away

But the forums are fun

Filled with tits/ the odd bum

And a red hot woman born in May

But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn

And my fantasies each day are reborn

When I lie in bed

And I read a thread

What someone did with 8 ears of corn.

So my Valentine - A future date?

You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait

To feel my tongue

And my big sholong

Over your body I will navigate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I open fab and I log on each day.

I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away

But the forums are fun

Filled with tits/ the odd bum

And a red hot woman born in May

But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn

And my fantasies each day are reborn

When I lie in bed

And I read a thread

What someone did with 8 ears of corn.

So my Valentine - A future date?

You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait

To feel my tongue

And my big sholong

Over your body I will navigate

"
i know ots not me but i was born in may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”"

Oh wow! That actually made me blush

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

With all these on here fab kelly it looks like your going to be busy posting them for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”

Oh wow! That actually made me blush

"
mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I missed this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”

Oh wow! That actually made me blush

mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl

You daft bugger

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Oh and I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”

Oh wow! That actually made me blush

mystique and lj sittin in a tree ffs i am a girl

You daft bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

There are a few peaches on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

There are a few peaches on the forums

"
safety in numbers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"To my Lady of the Valleys

I hear her siren call on the mountain tops from a land far away

I know that I will answer and I will want to stay

Like the sailors of old, when I arrive I will find a beauty to behold

She draws me close in and now it’s time for the fun to begin

I can see from the look in her eyes she has for me a pleasant surprise

I kiss her body from top to toe and now we are getting into the flow

Now with our bodies intertwined she whispers in my ear,” now you are mine”

Oh wow! That actually made me blush

That is a great poem

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

There are a few peaches on the forums

safety in numbers

Only one on this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

There are a few peaches on the forums

safety in numbers

Only one on this thread lol"

It doesn't have to be for those who have posted on the thread, hence my comment haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a sexy man from Rye

Who knows how to make me sigh

As i get in his bed

He often says

Heres some new things we can try

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

There was a young lady called Mystiquexx

Who wore black stockings and red lipstic

She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum

And oh, how I’d like a close peek

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

There are a few peaches on the forums

safety in numbers

Only one on this thread lol

It doesn't have to be for those who have posted on the thread, hence my comment haha

Yes I was just clarifying which Peachy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Mystiquexx

Who wore black stockings and red lipstic

She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum

And oh, how I’d like a close peek

Shall I bend over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed reading these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I open fab and I log on each day.

I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away

But the forums are fun

Filled with tits/ the odd bum

And a red hot woman born in May

But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn

And my fantasies each day are reborn

When I lie in bed

And I read a thread

What someone did with 8 ears of corn.

So my Valentine - A future date?

You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait

To feel my tongue

And my big sholong

Over your body I will navigate

i know ots not me but i was born in may

Same here lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met

Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

A little poem for my aural crush

Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush

It really does turn my knickers to mush

Sadly however your poem was cheesy

I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I open fab and I log on each day.

I talk to some, and I’ve scared some away

But the forums are fun

Filled with tits/ the odd bum

And a red hot woman born in May

But I’m not finished, I’ve still got the horn

And my fantasies each day are reborn

When I lie in bed

And I read a thread

What someone did with 8 ears of corn.

So my Valentine - A future date?

You’ll be blindfolded, I’ll make you wait

To feel my tongue

And my big sholong

Over your body I will navigate

i know ots not me but i was born in may

Same here lol"
more likely to be you than me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

There's a lady way up in Manchester

Who I from time to time like to pester

A dry sense of humour she does possess

It really appeals to me I must confess

So do her legs, chest and bum

Very sexy indeed, and then some

My tutor in all things northern she's been of late

Her lovely acquaintance I very much hope to make

Her posh Manchurian accent i'm curious to hear

Would have by now if I lived near

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

What a lovely thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

And live in the dirt

If I send you a dick pic

Will it make you squirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a lovely thread

"
thank you.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"This poem is for all the ladies i've not yet met

Gorgeous people, gifts from heaven sent

Those who read this will know to them it's addressed

I make no secret of my stated intent

One day I hope we cross paths in the best possible way

In a sweaty, quivering mess may we lay

If only I could rhyme CHILLOUT with CHEESY..... Then I'd write you one!

Who cares? Write one anyway

A little poem for my aural crush

Oh darling Chillout your voice is lush

It really does turn my knickers to mush

Sadly however your poem was cheesy

I'd go so far as to say it made me queasy!

Queasy are you? I'm sorry to hear.

Allow me to make it up to you, have no fear!

Hanky, sit next to me, no rush

Let me entice you with a voice you think lush

I'll see your cheeks redden and flush

As a piece of clothing is reduced to mush

Only one thing to do after that mess

Let's put that attraction to the test

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

On a cold winter night

Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses

Would you go for a drink

Would you go for a meet

And would you kiss him

And would you hold him

On a cold winter night

Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses

I bet you say that to all the boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a willy

And it looks very silly

When I poke it through a letter box

Is it the eyes

That cause such surprise

Or the hat with the face of a fox

Whatever it may be

It's a mystery to me

Maybe I should keep it in my jocks?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

So far away, yet always so near.

You are the reason I am still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

And live in the dirt

If I send you a dick pic

Will it make you squirt? "

So romantic. Lucky lady, whoever she is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

An elegant glider

A sizzling slider

Pure sex

Complex

The lovely spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An elegant glider

A sizzling slider

Pure sex

Complex

The lovely spider"

You are actually rather talented with your poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a cold winter night

Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses

Would you go for a drink

Would you go for a meet

And would you kiss him

And would you hold him

On a cold winter night

Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses

I bet you say that to all the boys

Let me sleep on it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"An elegant glider

A sizzling slider

Pure sex

Complex

The lovely spider

You are actually rather talented with your poetry

thank you

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

The Month of February 20xx

To a special goddess who I hope will steal my cock

On a special night for debauchery and Indulgent

Expecting our sexual hunger for each other to

grow to the point of no return

Riding each other through the night

Skin to skin with my sultry

As we exhaust each other out to the following dawn

Feeling the flow of pleasure

Ending with a gentleman’s wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a cold winter night

Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses

Would you go for a drink

Would you go for a meet

And would you kiss him

And would you hold him

On a cold winter night

Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses

I bet you say that to all the boys

Let me sleep on it

Do you love me, will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"There was a young lady called Mystiquexx

Who wore black stockings and red lipstic

She’s witty and fun, she’s got a great bum

And oh, how I’d like a close peek

Shall I bend over?

Yes please.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"On a cold winter night

Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses

Would you go for a drink

Would you go for a meet

And would you kiss him

And would you hold him

On a cold winter night

Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses

I bet you say that to all the boys

Let me sleep on it

"
I would do anything for you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a cold winter night

Would you accept a poem from a silver fox with red roses

Would you go for a drink

Would you go for a meet

And would you kiss him

And would you hold him

On a cold winter night

Would you snuggle in a bed with a silver fox with red roses

I bet you say that to all the boys

Let me sleep on it

I’ll give you an answer in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my Miss E,

Oh why, oh why is it always maybe

We are the perfect fit together can’t you see

Our naughty flirting is quite diverting but when we finally get together we will both be squirting

We know each other’s kinky desires

So come on Miss E let me light your fire

I will give you a night you will never forget and you will never experience a moments regret

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

There’s a lady by the Mersey

With hair as red as fire

She says that she is choosy

She fills us with desire

A beautiful little temptress

With unicorns on her blouse

Her sexy legs in stockings

She knows how to arouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limericks, effort.

I'll haiku you one instead.

You're not that bad, Dan."

Thank you my lovely

Not so bad yourself you know

I would, anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DB is probably my bestie

And I know how he loves my chesty

We laugh till we cry

And we’ll bitch till we die

Until we having nothing lefty.

God I missed my vocation in life

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I would like implore a

Look at me from more a

Hertfordshire glamour a

Puss but I'm not too sure a

Poem from me would just bore her

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

There was a young lady called Cheeky69

She’s read all the poems but will she read mine

She wears red lingerie and it does it for me

But she leaves down in Exeter and Carlisle for me

Could it work, maybe, we’ll just have to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face that is a work of art,

it takes my breath away.

The times we spend together,

make me always want to stay.

A beautiful mind I love to delve,

each conversation bliss.

You weakened me forever,

from that first sublime kiss.

When our time together ends,

I will never have regrets.

You've brought so much joy to my life,

One of the best men that I've met.

A friendship risen from the ashes,

Of our passionate embrace

When I think of beauty,

I will always see your face.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The first time ever I saw your face

Who would believe

We'd be friends for nearly a decade

Of clubs and pubs and beaches

And pools and spas and clinches

Stolen moments and rescues

Vanilla chances and glances

And forests and fields

We've had each other and Kent as our playground

And time stretching ahead in the sun

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"An elegant glider

A sizzling slider

Pure sex

Complex

The lovely spider"

That's very good

thankypu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentine's Poem:

"Eat me out."

The End.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Valentine's Poem:

"Eat me out."

The End."

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Valentine's Poem:

"Eat me out."

The End."

Direct and to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Valentine's Poem:

"Eat me out."

The End.

Direct and to the point

Welcome to my world

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

She spins her enticing web all over the forum,

She has smoking hot pictures which entices all the men!

I wish she was up North but alas she is in the South,

Thos majes me very sad and down in the mouth

A very alluring temptress and enticer.

The very hot and sexy spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis a bit early but I’m in

This poem what I wrote

For a gorgeous bloke

Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him

He’s always a gent

He’s heaven sent

I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’

Meet me in the shed

The fella has said

I’m there still my bosom is heaving

How long will I wait

Til he makes me his date

Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving"

The key to the shed

Wherein lies my bed

Is nowhere hidden

It just needs taken

Please be my date

I believe it’s fate

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Tis a bit early but I’m in

This poem what I wrote

For a gorgeous bloke

Who’s smile makes me want to kiss him

He’s always a gent

He’s heaven sent

I can’t name for fear of embarrasin’

Meet me in the shed

The fella has said

I’m there still my bosom is heaving

How long will I wait

Til he makes me his date

Cos the sheds locked and I’m not leaving

The key to the shed

Wherein lies my bed

Is nowhere hidden

It just needs taken

Please be my date

I believe it’s fate"

Dreams do come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To my Miss E,

Oh why, oh why is it always maybe

We are the perfect fit together can’t you see

Our naughty flirting is quite diverting but when we finally get together we will both be squirting

We know each other’s kinky desires

So come on Miss E let me light your fire

I will give you a night you will never forget and you will never experience a moments regret "

Get you! Seen loads of yours on here... well impressed

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"She spins her enticing web all over the forum,

She has smoking hot pictures which entices all the men!

I wish she was up North but alas she is in the South,

Thos majes me very sad and down in the mouth

A very alluring temptress and enticer.

The very hot and sexy spider!"

Mwah mwah

awesome thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did all my poems on the other thread, dammit...

But “he” is not on this one (yet) but first I address all the ones that missed this sailing ship...

Right here goes nothing:

It started with a wink

Or posting in a forum

Need to have a think

I’m guessing I just bore ‘em

You and I could have been so good

But you took the better offer

You know that I’m Ms. Understood

But you still dropped me for others

But then

It’s not hearts and flowers

It’s not destiny

I think you all just forget

So this isn’t fun for me

It started with a wink...

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Peachy is so fine

her bum cheeks are Devine

I wish that she would be my Valentine

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

Aw thanks sweetie!

You can have a huge hug next time I see you!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There’s a lady by the Mersey

With hair as red as fire

She says that she is choosy

She fills us with desire

A beautiful little temptress

With unicorns on her blouse

Her sexy legs in stockings

She knows how to arouse.

Love it. Thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did all my poems on the other thread, dammit...

But “he” is not on this one (yet) but first I address all the ones that missed this sailing ship...

Right here goes nothing:

It started with a wink

Or posting in a forum

Need to have a think

I’m guessing I just bore ‘em

You and I could have been so good

But you took the better offer

You know that I’m Ms. Understood

But you still dropped me for others

But then

It’s not hearts and flowers

It’s not destiny

I think you all just forget

So this isn’t fun for me

It started with a wink...

Now, the poem for the potential valentine:

Not sure how I stumbled

Upon you to wink

Don’t actually remember

Genuinely cannot think

Your message made me giggle

Really liked your style

Then I saw how far you were

And google mapped the miles

Referring to my profile,

You clearly read the lot

Just looked back at messages

To remind me of words forgot

Definitely different

The banter and the wit

I know you view my profile

And keeping checking out my tits

Well aye, man

I don’t mind

I don’t mind at all

Just waiting til we meet halfway

Reckon we will have a ball

So forgive my melancholy

From the letdowns of before

They nearly made me disappear

Til you made me stay for more

I can’t predict the future

Don’t even want to try

But trust that when it happens

You won’t want to say goodbye

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"There was a young lass called Just Peach

Who looks great in a thong on a beach

She’s got a great ass,

I’d be top of her class

If sexual skills she did teach!

Beloved Dan, My dearest Dan

You are a most impressive man

A master class of prose and rhyme

Each forum lass found them sublime

You’ve used such skill, it’s only fair

That I remove my underwear!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yeah I’m in! I’ll do one before the big day!

Peachy by Nature fun gal fun , no piously chat just get her facts right , not up her own bum , but big bum fun meets if you get lucky to get her treats but not on the sheets or something else that might even rhyme lol

Thank you!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"There was a young lass called Just Peach

Who looks great in a thong on a beach

She’s got a great ass,

I’d be top of her class

If sexual skills she did teach!

Beloved Dan, My dearest Dan

You are a most impressive man

A master class of prose and rhyme

Each forum lass found them sublime

You’ve used such skill, it’s only fair

That I remove my underwear!

Sex with Dan wouldn't be denied

If you just slipped them to the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two gorgeous ladies I see

But who to invite should it be?

The delicious Fab Kelly?

Or the stunning Miss Meli?

Well both and add Frances for me!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"She has a smile that could melt the hardest heart,

And eyes such that once in their gaze you wish never to part.

Looks that could enchant the most distracted of men,

and a PEACHY figure that could arose the most dormant of passion!!

Aw thanks sweetie!

You can have a huge hug next time I see you!

lol love your hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...

---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---

Cheeky Cheryl,

Ignore her at your peril,

Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,

Not just my star,

But the best girl by far, a

cute little lady with an arse like Lara

Croft in tight shorts.

Givin me the right thoughts.

Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,

----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---

Then I gotta ream,

A Princess and fuckin dream,

How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!

I scream.

When she rides on top of me,

When she does the bop on me,

I wish she'd never stop on me.

I'm lost at sea,

Looking deep in her brown eyes

Big hearted girl that's down-sized

Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.

Town-sized

Grin upon her Chevy Chase

Lights my world pretty face,

I'm spellbound in any case.

No disgrace

---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--

In loving her with all my heart,

We meet it means my joy to start

We part it tears my world apart.

Yet this girl's a breed apart,

Beauty like a piece of Art

Not ladylike, a real upstart

Celebrates unruly farts,

Insulting fools till they depart

Sharper tongue than bladed dart

Packed with wisdom to impart

Though moral compass off the chart

In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,

Fits me like the tightest scart

Makes my willy really hard

Till all else I disregard

Free my sword from it's scabbard

Mate her like it's no holes barred

Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard

Exploding like a keen petard,

Till she feels my seed bombard

Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...

And....Breathe!

Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...

---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---

Cheeky Cheryl,

Ignore her at your peril,

Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,

Not just my star,

But the best girl by far, a

cute little lady with an arse like Lara

Croft in tight shorts.

Givin me the right thoughts.

Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,

----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---

Then I gotta ream,

A Princess and fuckin dream,

How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!

I scream.

When she rides on top of me,

When she does the bop on me,

I wish she'd never stop on me.

I'm lost at sea,

Looking deep in her brown eyes

Big hearted girl that's down-sized

Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.

Town-sized

Grin upon her Chevy Chase

Lights my world pretty face,

I'm spellbound in any case.

No disgrace

---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--

In loving her with all my heart,

We meet it means my joy to start

We part it tears my world apart.

Yet this girl's a breed apart,

Beauty like a piece of Art

Not ladylike, a real upstart

Celebrates unruly farts,

Insulting fools till they depart

Sharper tongue than bladed dart

Packed with wisdom to impart

Though moral compass off the chart

In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,

Fits me like the tightest scart

Makes my willy really hard

Till all else I disregard

Free my sword from it's scabbard

Mate her like it's no holes barred

Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard

Exploding like a keen petard,

Till she feels my seed bombard

Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...

And....Breathe!

Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker

xxx"
way to show us all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the very first kiss

The look in your eyes

You called me amazing you told no lies

From the car to the room

to THE asda carpark

Il have you again and we feel lightning spark

In a garden a bush a beach or a room

You are mine now

And the next time does loom

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

To ....

What do you seek?

Do you fancy a meet?

Drinks? My treat.

Let’s chat and see if there’s a connection,

I’d sure love to give you lot of affection.

I’d love to get into your knickers,

But I’m sure you’ve heard it before from these tricksters.

Let’s cut to the chase, come over and let’s fuck in my place.

Your secret admirer xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the girl wearing the knee high boots

You've effected me right down to my roots

You turn me on without end

Oh if only you would bend

Right over and let me give you my foot-

Long into the night

Let me ride please don't put up a fight

Your as sexy as hell

I so wish I could tell

You to bend over at least once every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...

---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---

Cheeky Cheryl,

Ignore her at your peril,

Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,

Not just my star,

But the best girl by far, a

cute little lady with an arse like Lara

Croft in tight shorts.

Givin me the right thoughts.

Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,

----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---

Then I gotta ream,

A Princess and fuckin dream,

How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!

I scream.

When she rides on top of me,

When she does the bop on me,

I wish she'd never stop on me.

I'm lost at sea,

Looking deep in her brown eyes

Big hearted girl that's down-sized

Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.

Town-sized

Grin upon her Chevy Chase

Lights my world pretty face,

I'm spellbound in any case.

No disgrace

---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--

In loving her with all my heart,

We meet it means my joy to start

We part it tears my world apart.

Yet this girl's a breed apart,

Beauty like a piece of Art

Not ladylike, a real upstart

Celebrates unruly farts,

Insulting fools till they depart

Sharper tongue than bladed dart

Packed with wisdom to impart

Though moral compass off the chart

In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,

Fits me like the tightest scart

Makes my willy really hard

Till all else I disregard

Free my sword from it's scabbard

Mate her like it's no holes barred

Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard

Exploding like a keen petard,

Till she feels my seed bombard

Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...

And....Breathe!

Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker

xxxway to show us all up

Ah, not showing anyone up my friend as you can't do that with feelings! Just showing a certain someone who I'm understandably quite proud of how I feel...

Anyhoo I'm off to slope back onto the couples profile as I've become more accustomed of late lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so forum regulars won't even need to search it for name based clues to know who this is for, but hey ho...

---Intro build to classic 3 bar hip hop, but with extending rhyming triplets---

Cheeky Cheryl,

Ignore her at your peril,

Feisty and mischievous like the Topper's Beryl,

Not just my star,

But the best girl by far, a

cute little lady with an arse like Lara

Croft in tight shorts.

Givin me the right thoughts.

Makes me even lose my breathe for just a slight pause,

----Introduce 4th short linking bar to rhyming pattern from this triplet---

Then I gotta ream,

A Princess and fuckin dream,

How can a Peach taste like french vanilla ice cream!

I scream.

When she rides on top of me,

When she does the bop on me,

I wish she'd never stop on me.

I'm lost at sea,

Looking deep in her brown eyes

Big hearted girl that's down-sized

Plays stupid, but reknowned wise.

Town-sized

Grin upon her Chevy Chase

Lights my world pretty face,

I'm spellbound in any case.

No disgrace

---Switch style to from Classic to Atlanta Trap over next 3 bar delivery--

In loving her with all my heart,

We meet it means my joy to start

We part it tears my world apart.

Yet this girl's a breed apart,

Beauty like a piece of Art

Not ladylike, a real upstart

Celebrates unruly farts,

Insulting fools till they depart

Sharper tongue than bladed dart

Packed with wisdom to impart

Though moral compass off the chart

In bed my gorgeous filthy tart,

Fits me like the tightest scart

Makes my willy really hard

Till all else I disregard

Free my sword from it's scabbard

Mate her like it's no holes barred

Till I shoot like Steve Gerrard

Exploding like a keen petard,

Till she feels my seed bombard

Her silky lining sweet, unbarred...

And....Breathe!

Happy upcoming Valentine's you little tinker

xxxway to show us all up

Ah, not showing anyone up my friend as you can't do that with feelings! Just showing a certain someone who I'm understandably quite proud of how I feel...

Anyhoo I'm off to slope back onto the couples profile as I've become more accustomed of late lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nearly time for part 2....if anyone wants to start one xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Nearly time for part 2....if anyone wants to start one xx"

It’s your thread my lovely so it should be you?

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