FabSwingers.com forum: Things You Probably Should Not Say While Orgasming

By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Andddd…boom goes the dynamite.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

thank god that's over

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

10.5 seconds...that's a new record for me!!

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Where did the condom go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quiet as good a fuck as your brother was

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I love you

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Does your wife know that you are here

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister liked it like that too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you're swinging... names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pull my nightie down when you've finished

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m going to fart, get out the way quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up, my cab's here

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you going to give me a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh I was holding that wee in for ages

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Why is your mom here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman I know used to tell her then boyfriend that she wanted his baby’s as she was cumming

. Talk about mood killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10.5 seconds...that's a new record for me!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're tighter than the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I thought you said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs not now

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

It'sa meee mariooooo

I said it once, she wasnt impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falafel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the pool life guard has clocked us.

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife

Hmmm disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. These are hilarious

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

What was your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'sa meee mariooooo

I said it once, she wasnt impressed."

I would have laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not normally that colour...

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Saying to your hetero Missus..Oh George!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hmmm kidney beans and a nice Chianti for afters I think

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Are you done yet as I have a pile of ironing to do.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“I’ve cum in it, so it’s mine”

Followed by evil cackling

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh meant to say - the clinic says the antibiotics should have it cleared up in a week or so

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

My eggs are not even soft boiled yet

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife

oh when you said are you coming didn’t realise you ment through to the bedroom....

Sorry that’s me done and sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ovaries are crying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I just got a period!

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By *unonly10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I need a shit is the best reply

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I knew that curry was a bad ideaaaaa....Oh no...noooooo...noooo...Oh my God...Sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a shit is the best reply

Usually my case anyway

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Right that's done... Now we can operate on the patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll call you a cab then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally. Shame you didn't help

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cum for me, yeah that’s it, cum for me, shove that cock up me deep and.....

Ah fuck you’ve made contact with my coil... Withdraw! Withdraw! Slooooooowly!

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Well do I get to the next round Simon Cowell

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Ooooh thank you grandma

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

... but can we get off grandpa's coffin now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your going to eat that now?

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife

Your curtains new ???

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Just in time to watch the 2:15 at Uttoxter

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Oh crap, I forgot the condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a cobweb up there?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Is that the ice cream van I can hear.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope ur on the pill as I’ve not put the condom on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop there it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you started yet?

Started......i've finished!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sisters better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the lotion in your basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wake up..”

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Check out my upload speed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. Forgot the condom

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Pretty much anything that comes out of my mouth. I have sex Tourette’s and the ridiculous stuff that flies from my mouth when I’m peaking shocks even me. I should ‘cum’ with a warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the condom just break? Yes, you are FREE all my little tadpole soldiers.. FREE! Swim and conquer!

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By *ebt collectorMan
over a year ago

North East

Think there a hole in your bucket dear lizer

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Wow that was a lotta man snot was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should it be that colour?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

BINGO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoop there it is!"

I am sooo gonna use this next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well about time to

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

We need to talk

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By *ike Hunt888Man
over a year ago

Lancashire.

This ceiling could do with painting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps. Sweetcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's that for strong and stable Theresa

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

call the undertaker

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"A woman I know used to tell her then boyfriend that she wanted his baby’s as she was cumming

. Talk about mood killer "

If she said it while he was cumming instead, it wouldn't matter if she put him off and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the kettle on

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Stop licking!!!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Is it in yet"

I hear that alot

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Is that it?

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By *ookingaboutMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hell its the wife

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By *achelross1978Couple
over a year ago

Blackwood

Coffee after lol xx

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Another gents wife saying 'xxx (her husband's name) you've never done that to me' both a huge ego boost and wishing the ground would open up at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put the cat out on your way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think dulux can colour match that for the walls.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ole won it in extra time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're tighter than your mum.....ah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back of the net." (in an Alan partridge voice)

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

damn i knew before i started i could not feel a pulse!!!

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By *exPeopleCouple
over a year ago

near Rushden Lakes

Muuuuuuum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stings...

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

[Hum the theme song from “Shaft.”]

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Does your wife know that you are here

Yes you forgot we’re married?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoop there it is!

I am sooo gonna use this next time!

That wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind If I use your curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, thats a first!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Abracadabra...bunch of flowers

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Feels nicer than that doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels nicer than that doll

Or didn't feel nicer than that doll.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Oh yes it’s slmost as good as you dogs pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!! ÀAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or start singing "if you like it you should of put a ring on it! Oh oh uh oh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoop there it is!

I am sooo gonna use this next time!

Lol

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Oh god i need to fart ...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

This ceiling needs painting ....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What did you say your name was...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you say your name was...?

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i generally dont ask

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

What is that ringtone?

Can’t quite put my finger on it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I’m so pleased that cream worked......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it

The wrong name of person

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