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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Wtf is does it mean.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means that whenever you're near me I wanna explode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhapes you explode after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Means that whenever you're near me I wanna explode! "

No you.. but you as in you in general.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Means that whenever you're near me I wanna explode! "

That's gonna be messy then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Wtf is does it mean.?"

It means you blow my sexual mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weeks worth of jiz

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Perhapes you explode after sex "

After sex I need food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Means that whenever you're near me I wanna explode!

That's gonna be messy then

No. Means that I feel better whenever your next to me. My heart is racing so much it will explode... sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is does it mean.?"

Tweet @RealSirTomJones and he'll tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is does it mean.?

It means you blow my sexual mind

Yeah this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hear the ticking coming from inside a rucksack. You quake with fear.

The timer takes its final tick tock, and out pops an inflating blow up doll.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Wtf is does it mean.?

Tweet @RealSirTomJones and he'll tell ya

Well he's know

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Perhapes you explode after sex

After sex I need Malteasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a she and she belongs to Tom Jones

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people? "

Can I be at the front?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Wtf is does it mean.?

It means you blow my sexual mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you grooving to Magic 90's again pp?

Peach x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It's when his wife hasn't touched his penis in so long that when a bird breathes on it he goes off like a mother fucker in her eye.

Blinded by the white

Sex bombed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Perhapes you explode after sex

After sex I need Malteasers

I never put balls in my mouth after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when his wife hasn't touched his penis in so long that when a bird breathes on it he goes off like a mother fucker in her eye.

Blinded by the white

Sex bombed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is does it mean.?

Tweet @RealSirTomJones and he'll tell ya

Well he's know

Exactly

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It's when his wife hasn't touched his penis in so long that when a bird breathes on it he goes off like a mother fucker in her eye.

Blinded by the white

Sex bombed"

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It's a she and she belongs to Tom Jones

Peach x"

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?"

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Are you grooving to Magic 90's again pp?

Peach x"

No it just popped into my head

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib."

Oh I've just broken a rib

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Is it like Super Gonorrhea? I’d not fancy that.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Is it like Super Gonorrhea? I’d not fancy that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it like Super Gonorrhea? I’d not fancy that. "

I don't think anyone would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make people jizz just on sight.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it like Super Gonorrhea? I’d not fancy that. "

Christ no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib."

Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They make people jizz just on sight. "

Imagine the mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They make people jizz just on sight. "

Mirrors do that for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They make people jizz just on sight. "
bet your use to that

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"They make people jizz just on sight. "

Ooops I did that after a 6 month tour in northern Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Oh I've just broken a rib

Evil you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised. "

Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Oh I've just broken a rib

Evil you are."

I know but I'm so good with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Oh I've just broken a rib

Evil you are.

I know but I'm so good with it

It's fun ain't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised.

Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless

No, no! No genital mutilation on my behalf thankyou. You're quite nice as you are Madame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Fundamentalist. I'm willing to put on a sex-rigged jacket and self sacrifice into a crowd of people?

Can I be at the front?

Are you one of the promised Virgins?

Erm... virgin may be a slight fib.

Bollocks! It was all a big lie in the end? What use is a sexually confident woman to me? Virgins! Who haven't got a clue, that's what I was promised.

Fuck sake, I'll stitch it back up and pretend to be clueless

No, no! No genital mutilation on my behalf thankyou. You're quite nice as you are Madame."

Huzzah!

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ask Tom jones

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