FabSwingers.com forum: The Heist

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm low on funds, I'm never going to own my own Swingers Island Lair off the South Coast of Thailand at this rate.

I'm putting together a job, I need a Crew for one Final Job.

Who's in?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Keyser Söze might be able to help you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keyser Söze might be able to help you out

He'll sabotage the whole thing and run off with the prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either"

Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either

Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing."
fake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either

Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing.fake

Harsh, but true.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Marco Polo may be along shortly to help you plan it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marco Polo may be along shortly to help you plan it

Sounds ominous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

Hired!!

*I'm distracted*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

Hired!!

*I'm distracted*"

Get back to the job in hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the pay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either

Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing."
dam that's me out was looking forward to 3 meals a day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

Hired!!

*I'm distracted*

Get back to the job in hand!

Can I .... sorry .. what was the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay? "

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best to work alone less chance of being caught also advertising on fab aint the best plan either

Well.. I was thinking more a 'Hypothetical Heist' Rather than the real thing.dam that's me out was looking forward to 3 meals a day

I'll send you a PM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

Hired!!

*I'm distracted*

Get back to the job in hand!

Can I .... sorry .. what was the question?"

I dunno

so forgot why we're here?

*Boooobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?"

Funny you should mention that!

Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process."

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?

Funny you should mention that!

Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait"

That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

Oh my

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm good with languages...

Hopen ze safe Monsieur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?"
focus on the job or be cought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death "

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly. "

I'll grab my razor then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good with languages...

Hopen ze safe Monsieur"

Can you talk to Rubidoux in a foreign tongue without getting distraaaaaaaaacted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?

Funny you should mention that!

Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait

That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai. "

Huzzah at the bizarre

Sasquatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then "

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm good with languages...

Hopen ze safe Monsieur

Can you talk to Rubidoux in a foreign tongue without getting distraaaaaaaaacted?"

I am fluent in boobage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?

Funny you should mention that!

Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait

That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai.

Huzzah at the bizarre

Sasquatch "

I think you've been schmoozing too long with the Elites of this world, can you handle a new kind of mission? Ok I need someone to seduce the Bell Boy

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Can I be the distraction? I can jiggle my boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYaRJvmy6XU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhh you know I love a good team building event

*lifting gaze from Rubidouxs boobs*

How good are you with languages?

Funny you should mention that!

Flubblebubble heehaw-heehaw s'il vous plait

That's it settled then. This job is the Burj Al Arab in Dubai.

Huzzah at the bizarre

Sasquatch

I think you've been schmoozing too long with the Elites of this world, can you handle a new kind of mission? Ok I need someone to seduce the Bell Boy"

Hmmm, a new challenge. I do like a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*"

I don't divulge my secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good stickem man lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good with languages...

Hopen ze safe Monsieur

Can you talk to Rubidoux in a foreign tongue without getting distraaaaaaaaacted?

I am fluent in boobage"

I'm going to take tgatvas a "No". You can take the Deviances place in the language department

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a good stickem man lol"

Finally, someone with a gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?"

2 weeks in bora bora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora"

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora

Done!"

I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull a droids arms out of its socket if i loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a good stickem man lol

Finally, someone with a gun."
well the ladies are impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora

Done!

I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal"

Say what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora

Done!

I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal

Say what now?"

Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can pull a droids arms out of its socket if i loose

Thats very specific. Is it something you've done before? Theres a lot of high tech in the Al Arab, i could possibly need a droid destroyer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora

Done!

I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal

Say what now?

Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig

Why do you need my pig blood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the pay?

Depends on how many of us die in the process.

If done properly, no one should die, maybe a fews scars, but certainly not death

Then it's £1,000,000 a piece. Should all go smoothly.

I'll grab my razor then

You're razor

I take it you're an Assassin of some sort?

*Slightly impressed and cautiously nervous*

I don't divulge my secrets

You! Stay by my side and watch my back.. Please

Then my fee goes up

What's it going to cost me?

2 weeks in bora bora

Done!

I need an egg cup of your blood to seal the deal

Say what now?

Preferbly an egg cup in the shape of a pig

Why do you need my pig blood?"

And why would I reveal my masterplan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Internally screaming*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've changed your name to bell boy and you're about to be seduced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've changed your name to bell boy and you're about to be seduced."

Make your move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Internally screaming*

My work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs"

I think the Heist team is fast turning into a voodoo cult.. I think I'm worryingly ok with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I’m in...what do I have to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs"

Can you make use of 12year old toe nails? Plucked from Australian turkey's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs

I think the Heist team is fast turning into a voodoo cult.. I think I'm worryingly ok with this"

Blue oyster cult?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I’m in...what do I have to do.

Keep a close eye on the voodoo clan that seem to have infiltrated this Heist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can provide dodgy snake oil and my ear and nasal hair can be used to make wigs

Can you make use of 12year old toe nails? Plucked from Australian turkey's? "

*Rubidouxs boobs, Rubidouxs boobs, Rubidouxs boobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I’m in...what do I have to do.

Keep a close eye on the voodoo clan that seem to have infiltrated this Heist."
on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I’m in...what do I have to do.

Keep a close eye on the voodoo clan that seem to have infiltrated this Heist."

The babe with the voodoo , who do? You do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Magic people voodoo people.

Right were off track.

Let's recap. The Bellboy has been seduced, we have full access to all areas of the hotel.

Voodoo people you will be heading to the upper most floors with Rubidoux - Guard her with your lives. She's going to go topless on the roof whilst the rest of us get on with the task at hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go go go

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hexusey moi..vich vay to ze Safe ma good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hexusey moi..vich vay to ze Safe ma good man"

Follow me my good Sir, we're on our way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just remember your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's paying off the rozzers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's paying off the rozzers"

I've promised our lot a bit of my own personal share. The Dubai Fuzz are too distracted by Rubidoux. They are in a catatonic state.. Torn between lust and outrage

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