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Mouse in your trainer....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it some cheese and chat to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend..."

Praise it for its fortitude in putting up with the trainer-stink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend..."

Is there a little satellite dish on the outside of your trainer ?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Relocate it to the garden before the Patterdales find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My terrier would most likely have caught it before I even realised it was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poat it thru a cock heads letterbox

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If it was in my trainer it would be dead from the smell x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Throw it in the garden until it runs away

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Relocate it to the garden before the Patterdales find it "

This is what I would have done.

I couldn't murder a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my cheesy trainers!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Take it outside to join all the other mice I catch and release, and then wash my trainers (mice are incontinent! )

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Live mouse, we’re very unlikely to get one of those here. The kitties will occasionally bring their remnants home and we’ve got a tub of mice in the freezer next to the frozen peas......but live? Nope wouldn’t happen here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to find a nice cosy safe place to release him into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe just let him.stay depending how new my shoes were

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd have to find a nice cosy safe place to release him into"

You are my kind of man

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

You can call him Micky if you like Minnie.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Relocate it to the garden before the Patterdales find it

This is what I would have done.

I couldn't murder a mouse."

They’re pests but so bloody cute.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend..."

So finally found why they were squeaking

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

You could name him Mickey and show him some love...

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend..."
A mate of mine found one under his foreskin,. When showed me I said ''have a wash you dirty fucker, I told you I could smell cheese''

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Chuck the trainer out in the back garden and leave it for a few days, by then it should be gone. Buy new trainers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to my sister when we were kids. She put her foot in for her toes to be greeted by babies. I laughed so hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to my sister when we were kids. She put her foot in for her toes to be greeted by babies. I laughed so hard."
a mouse couldnt fit in your shoe peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to my sister when we were kids. She put her foot in for her toes to be greeted by babies. I laughed so hard.a mouse couldnt fit in your shoe peach "

Barbies foot could barely fit in my shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it out and release it back into the wild , the little sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happened to my sister when we were kids. She put her foot in for her toes to be greeted by babies. I laughed so hard.a mouse couldnt fit in your shoe peach

Barbies foot could barely fit in my shoe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it a little bed out of tissues and feed it sweet corn.

I don't own trainers so I wouldn't care about the shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill it what else sit there and tell it your Life story

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I'd call it Danger mouse as it's in serious Danger of being stepped on, and ask if Penfold was in the other shoe.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Kill it what else sit there and tell it your Life story "

I'd feel too mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kill it what else sit there and tell it your Life story "

How would you kill it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a cigar box, some cotton wool lining, turn it into a home, and call him Mr Jingles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it alone as I have an excuse to get new trainers...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Leave it alone as I have an excuse to get new trainers..."

Hehe good call

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Just let it out in the garden, It'll probably come back though as the rest of its family are somewhere in your house

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Put it safely back outside ,but far away from your house and trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just let it out in the garden, It'll probably come back though as the rest of its family are somewhere in your house "

Yes if you see one mouse then for sure you’ve got a few more about in your house , you’ll hear them at night when all is quiet just as you’re dropping off to sleep , then in the morning watch out for the little brown rice bits on your floor

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Preferable to the one I found in my hair (many years ago).

I'd put it out in the garden, watch it come back in and then give up the trainer as its new home.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Preferable to the one I found in my hair (many years ago).

I'd put it out in the garden, watch it come back in and then give up the trainer as its new home. "

In your hair!!

Who was more scared, you or the mouse?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Preferable to the one I found in my hair (many years ago).

I'd put it out in the garden, watch it come back in and then give up the trainer as its new home.

In your hair!!

Who was more scared, you or the mouse?"

Whoops! Meant to post that not send it as a PM.

I didn't care if the mouse was more scared. I was running through the house naked and squeaking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to a cat or better still look around for droppings find out how it got into house.

A lot of time if you find one there be more.

You would have to get traps and peanut butter.

I had them years got nine in 4 days.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend..."

I'd probably re-evaluate my fitness regime.

Cal

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If you found a live mouse hiding in your trainer what would you do?

Asking for a friend...

I'd probably re-evaluate my fitness regime.

Cal "

Ha, it was only hiding in the trainer, it hadn't started decorating or moving in furniture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if I was wearing my trainer at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave it alone as I have an excuse to get new trainers...

Hehe good call"

As long as it doesn't eat my spider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mouse in the trainer isn't your friends biggest problem. Your friend needs to find out how it got into the cupboard in the first place. If it came through the floor or wall then the chances are that it was not alone and there is a high probability that there are mice breeding in the cavities and that they have access to the entire house. I often come across this situation when laying floors or installing Kitchens and it is usually solved be 1. Closing entry access points and 2. Eradication through poison or traps.

Tell your freind "good luck" from me!

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