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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm planning a party to celebrate the return of my sister from another mister (damn you 7 day wait to post!!).

Do you wanna come? Everyone's invited but you need to bring something to the party! It can be anything, an object, a talent, another person.

Who's up for it and what you gonna bring to make sure the party goes with a bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

Cheer up ffs. No one likes a misery guts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

Cheer up ffs. No one likes a misery guts! "

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Count me in. I'll bring vodka jelly shots made with the glitter jelly x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dunno who you're talking about and it might be weird to go to a party not knowing the person it's for...

I'll show up tipsy half way through with a half bottle of gin and a few bottles of beer.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Me and gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in. I'll bring vodka jelly shots made with the glitter jelly x"

Ooohhh spirits and sparkle! Party essentials!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dunno who you're talking about and it might be weird to go to a party not knowing the person it's for...

I'll show up tipsy half way through with a half bottle of gin and a few bottles of beer."

You can do that hovering around checking people out thing until you get d*unk enough to assert your authority on the dance floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and twister

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

Still in a post-Bathgate slump?

I'll bring the makings of French martinis

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and gin

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

Still in a post-Bathgate slump?

I'll bring the makings of French martinis

V x"
no lol im way passed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the pringles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and twister

Can we stick the dots on people instead of the mat? Right hand on that man's bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No ta im in a grump il read about it in the sun

Still in a post-Bathgate slump?

I'll bring the makings of French martinis

V x"

I'm gonna bring a bottle of buckie and a tammy just for him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will bring the pringles!"

What flavour?! This is important!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring baby oil for knee Melters twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and twister

Can we stick the dots on people instead of the mat? Right hand on that man's bum! "
oh go on then!!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Me and twister

Can we stick the dots on people instead of the mat? Right hand on that man's bum! "

Great twist on twister x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ya - I’ll bring cheesecake.

(And eat it on the way)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I dunno who you're talking about and it might be weird to go to a party not knowing the person it's for...

I'll show up tipsy half way through with a half bottle of gin and a few bottles of beer.

You can do that hovering around checking people out thing until you get d*unk enough to assert your authority on the dance floor. "

Haha! So there. So there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing a hot man, a Nabuchadnezzar of Champagne and cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring baby oil for knee Melters twister

It's always fun when things get slippy!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will bring gingerbread gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya - I’ll bring cheesecake.

(And eat it on the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring baby oil for knee Melters twister

It's always fun when things get slippy! "
yes it is and will be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm bringing a hot man, a Nabuchadnezzar of Champagne and cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

I can't believe I forgot a hedgehog!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i will bring gingerbread gin"

Oh! I was introduced to flavored gins recently (I didn't think I like gin!). That sounds yummy!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

Yes you do Rubi will agree

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I can bring a slow cooker, somewhere safe to keep the guinea pig in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop! I'll bring my pingpongs, I've almost perfected shooting them out my vag into pint glasses, she'll love that for a bit of entertainment

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

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you want me to pick you up Girth

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Sailor Jerry and an unrivalled knowledge of every cheesy pop dance routine ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

Yes you do Rubi will agree

Babs says yes, I say yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can bring a slow cooker, somewhere safe to keep the guinea pig in

You can't come you have to mind the shop Arkwright!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing a hot man, a Nabuchadnezzar of Champagne and cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

I can't believe I forgot a hedgehog!! "

I'm on it, along with the pigs in blankets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woop! I'll bring my pingpongs, I've almost perfected shooting them out my vag into pint glasses, she'll love that for a bit of entertainment

Peach x"

You should get Fuzz to catch them in his mouth! Perfect double act!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's DJing?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Party you say?

Hell yeah, I say!

I'll bring several litres of my homemade gin, a dozen lemon drizzle cakes.

Is there a dress code?

Can I wear my sassy pants & nipple tassles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sailor Jerry and an unrivalled knowledge of every cheesy pop dance routine ever. "

Yes! A party's not a party til you Macarena!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Party you say?

Hell yeah, I say!

I'll bring several litres of my homemade gin, a dozen lemon drizzle cakes.

Is there a dress code?

Can I wear my sassy pants & nipple tassles "

Yes.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl."

You just nominated yourself. DJ extraordinaire!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Party you say?

Hell yeah, I say!

I'll bring several litres of my homemade gin, a dozen lemon drizzle cakes.

Is there a dress code?

Can I wear my sassy pants & nipple tassles

Yes.

Peach x"

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I can bring a slow cooker, somewhere safe to keep the guinea pig in

You can't come you have to mind the shop Arkwright!! "

You just dont want me to get my hands on your guinea pig

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

you want me to pick you up Girth

Yes please Cheeky...

Please bring your homemade crisps for the car journey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and gin

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I'll brring the tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my in grown toenail.

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

If only you were closer, we would bring our fire eating/breathing skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl.

You just nominated yourself. DJ extraordinaire! "

Lovely! I'll dig out my Russ Abbott party album too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can bring a slow cooker, somewhere safe to keep the guinea pig in

You can't come you have to mind the shop Arkwright!!

You just dont want me to get my hands on your guinea pig

I'm never taking you to a zoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring my in grown toenail."

Can I pick it out for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only you were closer, we would bring our fire eating/breathing skills."

Ooooooooh! I'll arrange transport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl.

You just nominated yourself. DJ extraordinaire!

Lovely! I'll dig out my Russ Abbott party album too

Do you have Jive Bunny?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ooo I do like a good party and you look as though you'll throw a blinder...now what to bring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I do like a good party and you look as though you'll throw a blinder...now what to bring?"

Bring that stripy dress

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The tequila. It makes me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a greatest party hits of the 70s album on vinyl.

You just nominated yourself. DJ extraordinaire!

Lovely! I'll dig out my Russ Abbott party album too

Do you have Jive Bunny? "

Of course I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And first on my play list is Mrs Mills-Roll out the Barrel!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Me and gin

I'll brring the tonic

So you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she from bristol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The tequila. It makes me happy"

Cos it feels fine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?"

Nope she's a Northern bird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! "
I know who

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! I know who

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I love a party! I'll bring plenty of snacks - sausage rolls, crackers for the cheese and pineapple hedgehog, more cakes, biscuits... All homemade of course!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get a few 'smaller' single men, some cocktail sticks and put them together

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ooo I do like a good party and you look as though you'll throw a blinder...now what to bring?

Bring that stripy dress

You got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I love a party! I'll bring plenty of snacks - sausage rolls, crackers for the cheese and pineapple hedgehog, more cakes, biscuits... All homemade of course!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! I know who

Me too

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already slid in her vagina

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By *wogoodtobetrueMan
over a year ago

North East

Hi I would love to come with my friend so two guys. We wound bring a good attitude, fun and friendship. Hope we can be considered? X Paul

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a few 'smaller' single men, some cocktail sticks and put them together"

Like a human centipede?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! I know who

Me too

already slid in her vagina"
I mean inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I would love to come with my friend so two guys. We wound bring a good attitude, fun and friendship. Hope we can be considered? X Paul "
it's not real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! I know who

Me too

already slid in her vagina"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I would love to come with my friend so two guys. We wound bring a good attitude, fun and friendship. Hope we can be considered? X Paul "
perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the band

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the band "

I'll throw my knickers at the band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about me, my charm and wit, and a litre bottle of Monkey 47?...

Do I get an invite?

you want me to pick you up Girth

Yes please Cheeky...

Please bring your homemade crisps for the car journey

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ok, I’m just making a fresh batch, you want them wrapped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she from bristol?

Nope she's a Northern bird! I know who

Me too

already slid in her vagina

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