FabSwingers.com forum: What's worse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like cat noises?

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Let's try it both ways and I'll let you know

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't stand silent sex so I'll take the weird noises!!

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can't stand silent sex so I'll take the weird noises!! "

Can I play my Kazoo then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am just happy that she's not laughing when am doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird noises.

I was seeing an man I met on a Facebook app who made Yoda sounds while he was giving me oral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like cat noises? "

Any noises!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's try it both ways and I'll let you know"

You might need to gag me. Can I do robot noises? Beep beep boop.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Having been with someone who practically roared (really loudly!!) when he came and made me jump as he’d been fairly silent till then, i’d say silent.

In reality i like a low volume moaner with some dirty chatter but nothing over the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like cat noises?

Any noises! "

What if I was making love to a beautiful woman and i went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, like really loud?

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Let's try it both ways and I'll let you know

You might need to gag me. Can I do robot noises? Beep beep boop. "

Only on the condition I can make trump noises with my armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might laugh at the weird noises and ruin things. Will the silent guy move about a bit, silent and still is quite alarming. If he jiggles about a bit but is quiet might be ok.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just shout Geronimo! as I'm leaping off the top of the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just shout Geronimo! as I'm leaping off the top of the wardrobe

Or yabbadabbadooooooooo

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Im the silent one, but your more than welcome to be the noisey one.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Silent with an enthusiastic face and manner... I'd be a little freaked out by robot noises

V x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Weird noises.

I was seeing an man I met on a Facebook app who made Yoda sounds while he was giving me oral. "

Yoda? How about some Darth Vader heavy breathing?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Let's try it both ways and I'll let you know

You might need to gag me. Can I do robot noises? Beep beep boop. "

Now we have R2D2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

I like a woman who moans when she is supposed to! The louder the better, I need to know she's having a good time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do remember a woman asking me to do cat noises while fucking her.

I said "me, how?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm good at mummy daddy sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had silent and weird and trust me you would prefer the silent

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

So it's ok to bark like a dog then? Coooool

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I once shagged a woman who had a parrot in a cage in her bedroom. It was always making sex noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope it’s not someone who makes weird noises, because since I’ve discovered the erotic possibilities of the arsehole I have no idea what will come out of my mouth. I used to grunt and groan but now, I’ve no idea what will come out

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I hope it’s not someone who makes weird noises, because since I’ve discovered the erotic possibilities of the arsehole I have no idea what will come out of my mouth. I used to grunt and groan but now, I’ve no idea what will come out

Literally laughed out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally laughed out loud!!"

I tell you if you see me you would laugh. It’s turned me into a fucking wreck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

Weird noises. The more animalistic the better

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

With a bit of noise you'd at least know if the other person is enjoying it or not.

We haven't tried silent sex, might be fun lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had enough of silent sex with my ex . I’ll take noises anytime ...

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

I like playing my didgeridoo..is that a weird enough noise for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a bit of noise you'd at least know if the other person is enjoying it or not.

We haven't tried silent sex, might be fun lol.

No kids then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean by weird noises? Dolphin impressions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise silent can never be good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "
. Wouldn't a dead body do both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Silence would be worse, creepy.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I do remember a woman asking me to do cat noises while fucking her.

I said "me, how?" "

how is no one laughing at this?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m prone to inappropriate giggling. If the noises were weird I would have to laugh. Complete silence? Depends on what you’re doing I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird noises would put me off abit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never experienced either so difficult to say

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By *oley999Woman
over a year ago

Land of Rainbows and Happiness

Silence and no facial expression is THE WORST. Gimmie the freaky noises anyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do remember a woman asking me to do cat noises while fucking her.

I said "me, how?" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate a man who is silent as he cums. Not met any who make strange noises either lol. I love primal growling sounds, thats so hot x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Noise silent can never be good lol "

Silent can be good sometimes if she's got a ball gag in her mouth.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Someone once thought they were giving me a good time because I was making frantic breathing noises... I was actually having an asthma attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

Oooh tricky! Would have to be having sex with someone who’s silent. I can handle weird noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's no noise there's no Joy's, so fuck em and get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent.

I don't wanna keep having to check they're still breathing. Or asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

That’s a good question, either can really fuck with your mind lol, I’ve had those that lay there and look frightened and say nothing and those that squeal really high pitched!

But the funniest by far was the VERY VERY loud one who screamed the hotel down! I walked out for breakfast like a right studly good fuck hahhah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't speak with your mouth full " !

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"But the funniest by far was the VERY VERY loud one who screamed the hotel down! I walked out for breakfast like a right studly good fuck hahhah"

You have just reminded me that id got 3 eviction warnings from the council.

For the noise of the lady and her screams of passion as the council put it.

I was asked to quieten down a little bit as my neighbours have complained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird noise.

Hate those pretty women who fart with their mouth as they cum

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

Silent sex is the worst....scream girl ...scream !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Got to be silent...hello I am here lol.

Was with a guy for a couple years not very vocally expressive.

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Give me screaming and shouting anytime.

Then I know I'm hitting the right spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally weird noises..

I once met a guy who squeeked.. Like a Guinea pig.. Was very strange and extremely off putting.

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife

"Having sex with someone silent or having sex with someone who makes weird noises? "

Perhaps we can put s few to the test

For public knowledge information it’s importance could legendary

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Let's try it both ways and I'll let you know

You might need to gag me. Can I do robot noises? Beep beep boop. "

I’ve got weirdest sexy image in my head right now!

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