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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello everyone. I am having a coffee and soon I will do the shopping, who is getting naughty tonight? I will watch the football and I got the haribos ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm poorly so will be vegging on the sofa day and night. Could do. With going out, I need cheering up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty ??

I’m being so pedantic today

Staying in as sex isn’t the be all and end all

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Special friend isn't feeling too good..so might just stay home in the warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on the jolly tonight....suffering tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might go out into town tonight. But this bed is so cosy and warm ...

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Watch the rugby, Ireland - England game,

Come on Ireland xxx

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I have plans, sexy sexy plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take away and sat in front of the box, in this weather can’t think of anything better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just had coffee and a bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a social meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a social meet "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant decide between slaughter all the neighbors or wash my hair

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Pizza and Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pondering some mischief.. undecided just yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a social meet

Enjoy "

Thankyou. I've tidied up like a man possessed. Not time to groom yet.. what am I forgetting? Ironing!

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Watch the 3 oclock football than the rugby on catch up .. So I'm going to have to hide from the scores.

Then I'll get the record player on and some wine... exciting life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Date night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takeaway and shit tv probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiet weekend in, pizza, chicken and a good film.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

gonna go my pub, spend the night with the locals... it could be a late one!!

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By *et_elickMan
over a year ago

North East

Had planned to be in Scotland. Instead I will be relegated upstairs while wifes friends come round for a few hours. Cant even go in the hotub with them!

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Can't decide whether to go to my holiday home in Scotland to do some DIY tonight and miss going to a club , or go tomorrow morning until Tuesday.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Hello everyone. I am having a coffee and soon I will do the shopping, who is getting naughty tonight? I will watch the football and I got the haribos ready "

I'm playing a blues gig at a local pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a legit cancel and a few time wasters we live in hope of finding some fun ...

Other wise we will entertain ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn between either a wank and a pot noodle or going to church and volunteering to help the homeless.

Decisions decisions

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Pondering staying in and be boring or go out for some fun perhaps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a legit cancel and a few time wasters we live in hope of finding some fun ...

Other wise we will entertain ourselves

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Got my kids this weekend so it’ll be Pizza and Harry Potter could be worse

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m currently on my way home from Bournemouth, I saw Frank Turner last night and I’m still on a high. Spent the afternoon walking by the sea and now looking forward to a relaxing evening at home with the kids and a glass of red after a loooong dry Jan

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Eat my bodyweight in lasagne, drink some wine, watch Supernatural. Good night ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a fish curry , watch the rugby and eat malteesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More fookin rugby, at least each bomb a try will make the evening interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teasing my play toy hopefully

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Off to New swing party at my fave kink club. Happy girl!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm poorly so will be vegging on the sofa day and night. Could do. With going out, I need cheering up. "

Hope you feel better soon hun.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We are staying in and having a few drinks and some fun on the cams tonight. Not been on the cams in ages. If you see us say hi

Mrs2

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By *oejulienCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

We discovered a new fantastic, very cool place for a night out in Liverpool last night.

Quiet tonight but that may change later on.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Just home from the gym, in need of a very long hot shower. I ache all over.

I was looking forward to a quiet night on the settee.

I have returned to house full of teenagers who are planning an Xbox marathon.

So my choices are hide in my bedroom with my headphones on or go down my local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling the fuck out.

P

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sod all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting d*unk alone listening to tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Drinking and chilling with Netflix x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Watching a film and undoubtedly falling asleep during it.

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It was going to be a quiet night in chilling, but just had a call from a friend, so heading out for dinner and a good chinwag.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Having a Film A Thon

Watched The Producers and now watching PS. I love You.

I need to put fresh linen on my bed but Gerard Butler is too good to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P"

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers. "

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers. "

Sorry, my previous reply was far too normal.

What I meant to say was...

Schlaaaaaaaaaaaag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough. "

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!"

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby "

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "

Gruffchuff!!! . Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "

Crack on ladies, the chubby allegation has just been confirmed by this thread...

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there. "

Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.

*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Gruffchuff!!! . Too funny "

I made it up all by myself, I've been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x"

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to have a meet with someone but it seems quiet in Sheffield lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.

*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*

"

I’ve taken up boxing with scissorhands

Mwahahahahaha. I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather a sedate weekend for us pair, Mrs is recuperating from an operation last week, so chill out in front of TV, catch some rugby .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Did I tell ya I've taken up boxing? With bricks instead of gloves.

*does fuck off in sign language with real intent*

I’ve taken up boxing with scissorhands

Mwahahahahaha. I win "

In that case I've just gone up a grade, I'm qualified in breeze blocks now *ner ner ner ner ner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer "

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie "

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm having a quiet night in with an alcoholic beverage or 5 and a movie

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My plan tonight is to make a significant dent in my bottle of Jim Beam. Watch the type of movie I love, but my housemates hate, so I don't often watch. And eat the camembert currently in the oven.

Apparently in Fab land this translates as ready to meet the second someone messages me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x"

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie "

Fuck that, I'll epidural his man meat. I gots skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff "

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese "

Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya

I'm totally getting a team together.

#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Getting pissed round a mate's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movie night with me myself and homemade curry and a few Glasser's of Red..

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'm finishing off doing wages then I'll probably start watching telly with a pizza and a brew then probably pass out on the sofa. Living the dream!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese

Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya

I'm totally getting a team together.

#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis"

I’ll go get my magic wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya "

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

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By *ruitloop40Man
over a year ago

Wallsend

Night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese

Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya

I'm totally getting a team together.

#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis

I’ll go get my magic wand"

Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.

Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x"

lol I meant to say gruffy chuff! Not sure if there’s a difference. Although I’m sure it’s a thing. Since joining fab Ive realised everything’s a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese

Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya

I'm totally getting a team together.

#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis

I’ll go get my magic wand

Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.

Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up."

I actually can’t lift my head up off this cushion right now. I think my head has actually broken.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Movie and on my Christmas pressie gin already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x"

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee sisters are coming to stay over and we’re having a Chinese

Yo, Wingardium, Nora is picking on me. Sort her out for me will ya

I'm totally getting a team together.

#tagteambackagainwhoopthereitis

I’ll go get my magic wand

Thank you sweetness. All this sparring has tired me out.

Just a little spell tho, I actually think she's awesome but don't tell her. I don't want her neck to struggle holding her head up.

I actually can’t lift my head up off this cushion right now. I think my head has actually broken. "

I swear it wasnt me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

"

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Indian and a few guns to celebrate England's win I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for hijacking your thread Shag . I’ll buy you a coffee and a bun and some haribos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again. "

Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.

I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for hijacking your thread Shag . I’ll buy you a coffee and a bun and some haribos x"

I'm not sorry Shag, I'll let Nora buy you a coffee and a bun and some haribos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.

Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.

I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us."

Haha. Yeah cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.

Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.

I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.

Haha. Yeah cheers "

I'm sure he'll be calling your name at some point so it won't be all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.

Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.

I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.

Haha. Yeah cheers

I'm sure he'll be calling your name at some point so it won't be all bad "

Can you just video that bit and send it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilling the fuck out.

P

This. Still recovering from last night. I couldn’t go out if you paid me. Getting old. Pass me my onesie and my slippers.

I'm bleeding shattered. 3 n half hours sleep was all I got between shifts. Did the close last night and the open this morning. Was beastly busy too today. Pretty sure I left scorch marks on the floor as I was leaving, couldn't get out of there quick enough.

I got 2 and half hours sleep so I’m considerably shattereder than yow!

Were you having sex?

If you were having sex then I hope you're doing the crab walk coz your flaps are swollen and now resemble high grade sandpaper.

#gruffchuff

B likes it when we bitch slap each other with words. I think it gives him a chubby

Hahahaha. A lady never tells!! And I’m not gonna tell either

PS yeah I know B loves that. He prefers my words though. Coz he told me so there.

Just poured my first gin of the evening, watched end of the England game and now laughing at the convo between you two!! "gruff huff"!?! Brilliant!!! x

We really are quite delightful. B says we bounce off each other, however when we meet it'll just be me bouncing off Nora.... with a claw hammer

As I simultaneously bounce on B’s chubby winkie

I'm fairly certain there would lots of people on here who would pay good money to see all that bouncing!!! Maybe without the claw hammer tho!!

Still chuckling at gruffchuff! x

I just had a quick check and I’m all good . No chuffy gruff

Pass the sandpaper, I'll fix that for ya

Is there a difference between a chuffy gruff and a gruffy chuff??!! or are they both going to cause you problems?!!! x

You know when you've had a really good session (a few days) and all moisture has left your body, your vageeeeen feels like the Sahara desert that's been invaded by emery boards and every step reminds you never to do that again because this isn't walking, this is agony. That's gruff chuff.

I just made it up.

A few days!!! Jesus I can’t remember that far back. I’ll let you know if that ever happens again.

Keep a weekend free, I'll send you our videos and remind you what you're missing.

I think I pee'd a little bit giggling at us.

Haha. Yeah cheers

I'm sure he'll be calling your name at some point so it won't be all bad

Can you just video that bit and send it to me "

okaaaaaaaaaaaay

*throws Kevin the teenager strop*

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By *imply devineWoman
over a year ago

West Cumbria

Curry and Netflix after a 8 hour shift all alone...

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Out for dinner, then home for dessert

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am now watching motd

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Snowed in sadly!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fortnite. Yes. I'm one of those hahah I do enjoy hide and seek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s been finishing the household chores, cooking tea, washing up, watching a bit of telly for an hour or so, and now in bed perusing Fab.

I remember the days I used to go out on a Saturday night ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it’s been finishing the household chores, cooking tea, washing up, watching a bit of telly for an hour or so, and now in bed perusing Fab.

I remember the days I used to go out on a Saturday night ... "

Me too, I don't even drink alcohol anymore

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Hosting a social xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good plans everyone

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Masturbation again it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good plans everyone "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obvs don't normally look at fellas profiles but op has made me wonder with his posts

Bloody hilarious In one word

He's gone from eating haribos to reverse anal in 3 sentences and I'm still f.....g giggling now

No malice intended with this pal,it's just your wording obvs being a Swede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am now watching motd "

Are haribos fc winning op

That is the question

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