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The best way to their heart is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Food?pants?)

If you could pick one dish to make someone, what would it be.

Steak and chips for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the rib cage with a sharp knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam sandwich.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bacon butty

Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said Maltesers

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Who said Maltesers "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their brain... the most powerful tool given to the human species..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute could eat pepperoni pizza every day, if it wasn't so unhealthy.

To get to me you would need noodles from one Chinese place in Liverpool. I miss them so much since I moved

K

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Depends who I am cooking for.

Maybe I'd serve something like a Dover sole and langoustine tail, with asparagus tops and samphire, drizzled with a white wine sauce.

...and then it'd be me in my tailored tuxedo for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their brain... the most powerful tool given to the human species.."

Fried in butter and drizzled with truffle oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Through the rib cage with a sharp knife "

Beat me to it!

Best way to mine is none existant- it's a shrivelled up thing- atrophied.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him. "

That's funny

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Through the rib cage with a sharp knife

Beat me to it!

Best way to mine is none existant- it's a shrivelled up thing- atrophied."

Awww!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him. "

that made me laugh so hard I spat out my crumpet

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him. "

...am I round for dinner at yours tomorrow Hooves? - please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their brain... the most powerful tool given to the human species..

Fried in butter and drizzled with truffle oil."

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him. "

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I would make her a cheese sandwich with all the trimmings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

. Good stuff. I’m obviously updating my shopping list......butter, truffle oils and a fanny to rub over her face at the end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d cook him a full roast dinner with chicken, beef, pork and crackling. Once he’s asleep on the sofa in a food coma I’d rub my fanny over his face to mark him.

That's funny "

She’s being serious though

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" . Good stuff. I’m obviously updating my shopping list......butter, truffle oils and a fanny to rub over her face at the end...."

If it gets a bit niche, try Ocado...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something without garlic, otherwise I'd not be on the menu for dessert.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

A light dish so I can be their main.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger buffet so we can eat on the go I'll be the serving platter....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've taken a panini press on a meet before and made a epic cheese toasty for him

For a previous fwb I cooked him steak with baby potatoes and a ceaser salad and he said it was the nicest meal I've had in a long time

When I used to bake I used to take cupcakes and cheesecakes to meets.

Don't see any of these people now though so maybe I was shit at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to hope they are a foodie because mine would be caramelised steak and chips with peppercorn sauce and then apple and amaretto pie with cream for dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d have to hope they are a foodie because mine would be caramelised steak and chips with peppercorn sauce and then apple and amaretto pie with cream for dessert "

The best sauce for steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely food for m, any type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something Italian which I'd decide once I knew their likes and dislikes. I have a wide repertoire

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Try to find out what there favourite meal is and cook them that.

I could do my favourite and they might hate it knowing my luck.

Or option b alcohol (liquid lunch)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something Italian which I'd decide once I knew their likes and dislikes. I have a wide repertoire "

This is where I am. A three course meal.

Starters...I could make hundreds.

Main - meat, probably steak.

Dessert- again, I could make loads as I don’t make them usually.

So you can see, I get stuck on repeating the meat (steak) meal as it’s my favourite and a crowd pleaser, I need something new.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm rubbish at cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treacle pudding and ice cream....

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