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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

There is a solitary Quality Street left. Should I eat it or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? "

well im gonna get a bath my cock wont work in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I, or shouldn't I, go into the kitchen and try and find the secret chocolate stash that's been deliberately hidden from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a solitary Quality Street left. Should I eat it or not? "

That's not a dilemma

Just eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dilemma is trying to get a meet, either we stick with what were happy with and get no where, or move the boundaries and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a solitary Quality Street left. Should I eat it or not? "

Yes. Otherwise it will be lonely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? well im gonna get a bath my cock wont work in this "

What are you in at the moment?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? "

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I, or shouldn't I, go into the kitchen and try and find the secret chocolate stash that's been deliberately hidden from me!"

Of course! You thought it was a game and you were meant to find it right?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Should I watch Sabrina or titans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our dilemma is trying to get a meet, either we stick with what were happy with and get no where, or move the boundaries and see what happens "

Go on! See what happens, if you don't like it you don't need to do it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out "

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red or white wine whilst watching the rugby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I watch Sabrina or titans "

New or old Sabrina?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red or white wine whilst watching the rugby!"
red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away "

Lol only kidding, your tits are fxxking fantastic.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? "

Facing up to my financial situation

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Should I watch Sabrina or titans

New or old Sabrina? "

New one obviously lol

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Whether to go out in the snow and take naughty pics, or stay indoors and have a lovely vodka

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I could go out to the pub tonight for a couple of pints... but I've a cold.... so I could stay in and self medicate with a rather nice Single Malt and watch old Midsomer Murders...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

Lol only kidding, your tits are fxxking fantastic.x"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Should I watch Sabrina or titans

New or old Sabrina?

New one obviously lol"

I just finished Titans and it was brilliant, Starfire

Watched the first episode of Sabrina and its looking good so far.

Sorry that was no help at all

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Should I write an erotic story for a friend or have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation "

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I, or shouldn't I, go into the kitchen and try and find the secret chocolate stash that's been deliberately hidden from me!

Of course! You thought it was a game and you were meant to find it right? "

You've convinced me

Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red or white wine whilst watching the rugby! red"

Good choice! Goes with the colour of the team to win this year!

(Taff in exile!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I watch Sabrina or titans

New or old Sabrina?

New one obviously lol"

In that case Titans

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My only dilemma is wether to order a vegetarian hot pizza, or one covered in all the meats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whether to go out in the snow and take naughty pics, or stay indoors and have a lovely vodka "

Do both? Take the vodka outside, it's nicer frozen.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"There's a club if you'd like to go,

You could meet somebody, who really loves you,

So you go,

And you stand on your own,

And you leave on your own,

And you go home,

And you cry and you want to die....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could go out to the pub tonight for a couple of pints... but I've a cold.... so I could stay in and self medicate with a rather nice Single Malt and watch old Midsomer Murders..."

Stay in, recover, go out tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I write an erotic story for a friend or have a wank "

Write the story, get turned on, have a wank. The night is young!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I stay or should I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only dilemma is wether to order a vegetarian hot pizza, or one covered in all the meats! "

Go half and half, surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I write an erotic story for a friend or have a wank

Write the story, get turned on, have a wank. The night is young! "

Write a story about having a wank.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity. "

If I had too much, I'd start my own, just to make sure the work is done.

I'd be a rent boy, but there's a few things holding me back..

1. I'm fussy.

2. I don't think anyone would pay.

3. I'd feel bad taking their cash if i enjoyed it.

I like your thinking though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My only dilemma is wether to order a vegetarian hot pizza, or one covered in all the meats! "

Veggie. Then invite me over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""There's a club if you'd like to go,

You could meet somebody, who really loves you,

So you go,

And you stand on your own,

And you leave on your own,

And you go home,

And you cry and you want to die.....""

I'll just stay in then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I stay or should I go "

What a Clash!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Should I write an erotic story for a friend or have a wank

Write the story, get turned on, have a wank. The night is young! "

Thanks for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkeys or alpacas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep watching the cricket, or turn over for the rugby?

Both while eating the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity.

If I had too much, I'd start my own, just to make sure the work is done.

I'd be a rent boy, but there's a few things holding me back..

1. I'm fussy.

2. I don't think anyone would pay.

3. I'd feel bad taking their cash if i enjoyed it.

I like your thinking though "

Hhhmmm......sell your soul to the devil, loose your morals and then do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away "

Wow....touchy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity.

If I had too much, I'd start my own, just to make sure the work is done.

I'd be a rent boy, but there's a few things holding me back..

1. I'm fussy.

2. I don't think anyone would pay.

3. I'd feel bad taking their cash if i enjoyed it.

I like your thinking though

Hhhmmm......sell your soul to the devil, loose your morals and then do it? "

Loose?! I don't spell like that! Lose lose lose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I stay or should I go

What a Clash! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donkeys or alpacas?"

Donkeys. I can't imagine alpaca rides on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep watching the cricket, or turn over for the rugby?

Both while eating the chocolate "

Rugby obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here "

Make 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

Wow....touchy..."

You can touch them if you like

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Shall I make a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2? "

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donkeys or alpacas?

Donkeys. I can't imagine alpaca rides on the beach. "

Phew thanks, the donkey stable has heating the alpacas' doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I make a cup of tea "

I'd love one thanks. Milk and one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol"

Share? Offer some to your neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity.

If I had too much, I'd start my own, just to make sure the work is done.

I'd be a rent boy, but there's a few things holding me back..

1. I'm fussy.

2. I don't think anyone would pay.

3. I'd feel bad taking their cash if i enjoyed it.

I like your thinking though

Hhhmmm......sell your soul to the devil, loose your morals and then do it?

Loose?! I don't spell like that! Lose lose lose!!"

Is it wierd that I'm kind of turned on by your selfchecked spell check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Donkeys or alpacas?

Donkeys. I can't imagine alpaca rides on the beach.

Phew thanks, the donkey stable has heating the alpacas' doesn't. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

Wow....touchy...

You can touch them if you like "

yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Facing up to my financial situation

Become a rent boy? Boost your income?

Unless of course your issue is you have too much in which case give some to charity.

If I had too much, I'd start my own, just to make sure the work is done.

I'd be a rent boy, but there's a few things holding me back..

1. I'm fussy.

2. I don't think anyone would pay.

3. I'd feel bad taking their cash if i enjoyed it.

I like your thinking though

Hhhmmm......sell your soul to the devil, loose your morals and then do it?

Loose?! I don't spell like that! Lose lose lose!!

Is it wierd that I'm kind of turned on by your selfchecked spell check "

Just you wait and see what happens when I correct my own grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

Share? Offer some to your neighbours! "

I would but my neighbours aren’t the friendliest despite my repeated efforts to be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

Wow....touchy...

You can touch them if you like yes please "

It's not an open offer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

Share? Offer some to your neighbours!

I would but my neighbours aren’t the friendliest despite my repeated efforts to be nice"

Just push it through their letterboxes, they'll love that.

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Shall I make a cup of tea

I'd love one thanks. Milk and one. "

What colour mug, blue top or green top, how long to brew, leave the bag in or out, how much milk, stirred or un-stirred this is getting too complicated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

What ever you do wear a bra. Those bad boys will have someone's eye out

I think this might be the first time I've been told to put them away

Wow....touchy...

You can touch them if you like yes please

It's not an open offer! "

Ahhhh .. lol ... you don’t ask - you don’t get ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that will surely work when I push chocolate cake through their letter box and kill their dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Our dilemma is trying to get a meet, either we stick with what were happy with and get no where, or move the boundaries and see what happens "

This is an eternal dilemma for me.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? "

Strepsills or halls soothers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I make a cup of tea

I'd love one thanks. Milk and one.

What colour mug, blue top or green top, how long to brew, leave the bag in or out, how much milk, stirred or un-stirred this is getting too complicated. "

Go to a café!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)"

Parsnips

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I could go out to the pub tonight for a couple of pints... but I've a cold.... so I could stay in and self medicate with a rather nice Single Malt and watch old Midsomer Murders..."

Self medicating with Jamesons and chatting in here has won....cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just you wait and see what happens when I correct my own grammar "

*Searching pornhub frantically for grammar based pornography with busty actress*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo?

Strepsills or halls soothers"

Soothers. They're like being kissed apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)

Parsnips "

Sadist. Ok, last one - accordion or violin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)

Parsnips

Sadist. Ok, last one - accordion or violin?"

Accordian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? well im gonna get a bath my cock wont work in this

What are you in at the moment?! "

the cold outdoors

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny


"Whether to go out in the snow and take naughty pics, or stay indoors and have a lovely vodka

Do both? Take the vodka outside, it's nicer frozen. "

Hmmm true x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? well im gonna get a bath my cock wont work in this

What are you in at the moment?! the cold outdoors"

Get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

Share? Offer some to your neighbours!

I would but my neighbours aren’t the friendliest despite my repeated efforts to be nice"

A bit like mine. Not at all friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)

Parsnips

Sadist. Ok, last one - accordion or violin?

Accordian"

Ok thanks. My Friday evening is now practising accordion badly to an audience of farting donkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

Share? Offer some to your neighbours!

I would but my neighbours aren’t the friendliest despite my repeated efforts to be nice

A bit like mine. Not at all friendly "

It’s strange one side is ok but slightly strange, I hear them arguing a lot and they sleep with the bedroom window open even in this weather! The other side are just dicks to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, next dilemma - carrots or parsnips? (hint, parsnips make donkeys fart)

Parsnips

Sadist. Ok, last one - accordion or violin?

Accordian

Ok thanks. My Friday evening is now practising accordion badly to an audience of farting donkeys."

You should most definitely film it and put it on YouTube

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm in a similar quandary....

Had a horrible 24hrs. I'm in bed cold but snuggly but contemplating red wine, but have been invited round by someone I know for what I know will be good fun.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite horny. I could go out and have a drink and a dance and maybe meet someone.

I'm also quite tired and cold. I could have a bath and watch a movie and have a wank.

Life is full of such hard choices!

What dilemmas are you facing at the mo? "

What to have for dinner

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here "

Bake two cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There is a solitary Quality Street left. Should I eat it or not?

That's not a dilemma

Just eat it "

Done!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?"

Have wine, dinner with wine, wine.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?"

Have wine, then eat, then have more wine.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There is a solitary Quality Street left. Should I eat it or not?

Yes. Otherwise it will be lonely. "

There were two, so I ate them both

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Should I watch Sabrina or titans

New or old Sabrina?

New one obviously lol

I just finished Titans and it was brilliant, Starfire

Watched the first episode of Sabrina and its looking good so far.

Sorry that was no help at all "

Yes your right no help what so ever

I watched one episode of each the other night, quite enjoyed them both. I cant believe they changed starfire but this version does look kick ass. As its cold outside this weekend might have to stay in and binge watch them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?

Have wine, dinner with wine, wine. "

Good plan - I'm whining with wine as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To say goodbye to what was a good friend or remain friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i have been debating dogging but worried dicks wont last long at all haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?

Have wine, then eat, then have more wine. "

Haha me you and Mrs Nicecouple think alike

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Haha i have been debating dogging but worried dicks wont last long at all haha "

Well in this weather they may freeze. So your probably in luck if you like them ice cold

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?

Have wine, then eat, then have more wine.

Haha me you and Mrs Nicecouple think alike "

I rarely drink, but it seemed fitting.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just got in from work - it was a journey from hell on my bicycle that I had to push most of the way while nearly slipping over on the ice every 5 mins

Do I have wine for dinner or have dinner then have wine?

Have wine, dinner with wine, wine.

Good plan - I'm whining with wine as we speak "

I can't drink wine anymore and I miss it. A vodka and orange juice isn't the same with a meal.

I can drink champagne luckily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is to start baking a cake tonight and maybe eat it all tonight or wait till tomorrow and then I won’t eat it till my friends get here

Make 2?

Might totally ruin my diet if I eat a full cake tonight to hide the evidence lol

Share? Offer some to your neighbours!

I would but my neighbours aren’t the friendliest despite my repeated efforts to be nice

A bit like mine. Not at all friendly

It’s strange one side is ok but slightly strange, I hear them arguing a lot and they sleep with the bedroom window open even in this weather! The other side are just dicks to be honest "

I have the same. Lovely elderly neighbours in one side. They couldn't do enough for you. The other side are always giving out.

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