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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Your tummy is like a lucky pillow and I love to rest my head on it.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?"

"Your bum is sooooooooo big."

Supposedly meant in a good way. Not sure I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv a intence stare like a serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you’re made of marble. I’m not really sure if they were saying I was dusty or I’m just really pale

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?"

Rubidoux, aren't they the ones you can't put in your mouth without chewing?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

Rubidoux, aren't they the ones you can't put in your mouth without chewing?..."
yep make me wanna nibble cant help it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your tummy is like a lucky pillow and I love to rest my head on it. "

What on earth was your reply?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

"Your bum is sooooooooo big."

Supposedly meant in a good way. Not sure I agree."

Haha! I've had the "I usually go for slim girls but....."

Well bugger off then, I'm not an experiment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look like you’re made of marble. I’m not really sure if they were saying I was dusty or I’m just really pale "

You should become a human statue, you'd make a fortune!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'I've never seen a suit worn better'

That one gave me a semi!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

Rubidoux, aren't they the ones you can't put in your mouth without chewing?..."

Yeah I'm just not sure I want them chewed! Sucked, licked, nibbled, bitten, all good!

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Your tummy is like a lucky pillow and I love to rest my head on it.

What on earth was your reply?! "

I think I was initially mortified but she seemed to love it and snuggling in, so I couldn’t complain too much.

Pass another slice of pizza over so I can maintain my dadbod tummy

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?"

That's quite the compliment, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

That's quite the compliment, OP "

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve the ass of a 20 year old virgin. !!! Go figure. I just replied you obviously don’t see my piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told 'you look like a holywood movie star'.... lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once told me that I was absolutely gorgeous and reminded him of...his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once told me that I was absolutely gorgeous and reminded him of...his mum "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You're alright. For a ginger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're alright. For a ginger.... "
thats more that fair thats almost a proposal for a ginger bloke

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

That's quite the compliment, OP "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your bum is like a juicy peach, I just want to sink my teeth into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure its acompliment but id love to lick ur nostrils

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You look like you’re made of marble. I’m not really sure if they were saying I was dusty or I’m just really pale "

I suspect they were going for chiseled Greek god.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?"

"Well that was a nice surprise, your cock looks smaller in your pics!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"you have child bearing hips".

I was too young to be hearing that.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?

Rubidoux, aren't they the ones you can't put in your mouth without chewing?...

Yeah I'm just not sure I want them chewed! Sucked, licked, nibbled, bitten, all good! "

My inbox is always open............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look like you’re made of marble. I’m not really sure if they were saying I was dusty or I’m just really pale

You should become a human statue, you'd make a fortune! "

But my child like attention span would run out after about 10 minutes.

It must take unbelievable discipline to stand still all day

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Once told that I looked like I had shot my load all over a deflated hot air ballon -and still, she keeps coming back for more -talk about a masochist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You look almost attractive in those glasses'

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A guy once told me that I was absolutely gorgeous and reminded him of...his mum "

I had this, in South America! He was sincere but it made me laugh bless him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so adorably Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my lastest picture make my boobs look like two mountains

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You look great from behind to an ex gf, she took it that I was saying she looked rough from the front.

No pleasing some people

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"After being told my nipples are like fruit pastilles that they just wanna chew I was wondering what are the best/worst compliments you've had or given?"

More like cola cubes could suck them all day

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"'You look almost attractive in those glasses'

"

. People can't do glasses compliments.

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