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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As iv been driving all week its time form me to rest at the back

Be nice to wake in a strange place

Anyway

Need a new driver

So take yhe job and lets get this show on the rd

Ps a nice sleepy bj wouldnt hurt girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not driving. My nicknames iron foot! You won’t like it. Pick me up though please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not driving. My nicknames iron foot! You won’t like it. Pick me up though please "
zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I’m not driving. My nicknames iron foot! You won’t like it. Pick me up though please "

Don’t distract the driver by leaning forward, it’s your cleavage you see.

Tickets please

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can’t drive but I can help with the sleepy bj part

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I can’t drive but I can help with the sleepy bj part "

Which one of us needs to be asleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t drive but I can help with the sleepy bj part "

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd love to come. Need a distraction. Any room for me? X

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

But I want to test out the suspension in the back so I can't drive

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'd love to come. Need a distraction. Any room for me? X"

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m directionally clueless, so I can get us all lost...if there’s room for me that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I want to test out the suspension in the back so I can't drive "

Can I sit at the back with you

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'd love to come. Need a distraction. Any room for me? X

*waves* "

Save a seat for me x

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By *teveukkentMan
over a year ago

Local

Think your gunna need a wing man or Three going by this thread op

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Can I squeeze on please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think your gunna need a wing man or Three going by this thread op "

Join in but honesly i dont need help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I want to test out the suspension in the back so I can't drive

Can I sit at the back with you "

oy im sleepin here

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"But I want to test out the suspension in the back so I can't drive

Can I sit at the back with you "

Oh yes *taps knee*

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'd love to come. Need a distraction. Any room for me? X

*waves*

Save a seat for me x"

Will do *taps other knee*

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x"

3 little girls sittin on my head who needs sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll drive but everyone needs to buy a ticket as they board. I accept snogs or hugs as payment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll drive but everyone needs to buy a ticket as they board. I accept snogs or hugs as payment. "
my thread my snog 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll drive but everyone needs to buy a ticket as they board. I accept snogs or hugs as payment. my thread my snog 1st "

Bugger off and drive your own bus then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x"

Definitely. That’s me sorted then

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x

Definitely. That’s me sorted then "

This is definitely the distraction I needed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fly by and pick us up please?

Jo.Xx

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Blake will you come and get me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh alright I'll drive. I've always wanted to see if it's possible to drift a bus. Seatbelts please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room left for a little cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x

Definitely. That’s me sorted then

This is definitely the distraction I needed x"

Can you wear that little ensemble you have on in your profile pic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll take a turn..at the wheel..and at the back

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?..."
we're all girthy on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?..."
no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh hello. Nora too. Happy to take your other knee x

Definitely. That’s me sorted then

This is definitely the distraction I needed x

Can you wear that little ensemble you have on in your profile pic "

Just for you I will x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come but I won't be driving I'll be drinking gin at the back

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind "

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like ticket to ride your bus please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's freezing, how long you going to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x"

.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol... "

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! x"

ok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol... "

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please x"

good job we’re not on the bus, we’d have been kicked off

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please xgood job we’re not on the bus, we’d have been kicked off "

Don't worry, I've just booked us into a nice luxury hotel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please xgood job we’re not on the bus, we’d have been kicked off

Don't worry, I've just booked us into a nice luxury hotel x"

thats just fabulous, can you pick me up...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's freezing, how long you going to be? "

I'll warm you both up when you get on x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please xgood job we’re not on the bus, we’d have been kicked off

Don't worry, I've just booked us into a nice luxury hotel xthats just fabulous, can you pick me up... "

Your carriage awaits... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please xgood job we’re not on the bus, we’d have been kicked off

Don't worry, I've just booked us into a nice luxury hotel xthats just fabulous, can you pick me up...

Your carriage awaits... x"

not a bus then....lol...I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's freezing, how long you going to be?

I'll warm you both up when you get on x "

That's if the bus ever comes

But thanks, you can sit in between us so we can share your body heat

Jo.Xx

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Its tooooooooooo cooooold tooooooo waiiiit fooooor buuuuuuuuus toooooonight.........

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Is there a seat spare for a girthy one?...no, you can stay on the roadside with me, they left me behind

I'd much rather be with you Cheeky x.I’ll make you some crisps...lol...

Yes please - don't scrimp on the minge! xok, do you want me to make them and you can add extra minge, like salt”N”shake but with minge flavour...lol...

Cheeky69 minge seasoning please x"

Next time walkers want a new flavour for their crisps..I know what I am going to suggest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blake will you come and get me?"
virtually and in reality

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"As iv been driving all week its time form me to rest at the back

Be nice to wake in a strange place

Anyway

Need a new driver

So take yhe job and lets get this show on the rd

Ps a nice sleepy bj wouldnt hurt girls "

Driving the Scots insane i heard. Move over, im taking you back to Bathgate as a punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come via Manchester and pick me up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As iv been driving all week its time form me to rest at the back

Be nice to wake in a strange place

Anyway

Need a new driver

So take yhe job and lets get this show on the rd

Ps a nice sleepy bj wouldnt hurt girls

Driving the Scots insane i heard. Move over, im taking you back to Bathgate as a punishment."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brum brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brum brum"

Your going to brum, save that till next week when I'm there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brum brum

Your going to brum, save that till next week when I'm there "

i just got back from there well close enough there thank gid i never heard a local accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooih I missed this last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooih I missed this last night! "
why so you and handful can torment me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooih I missed this last night! why so you and handful can torment me again "

Hahaha i have no idea what you mean

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Did tour bus take a detour round the new forest...

See recent post in getting caught.. In stories and fantasy thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh alright I'll drive. I've always wanted to see if it's possible to drift a bus. Seatbelts please! "

Nah. I'll drive. Don't fancy drifting. Go have fun at the back.

Anyone fancy talking the ear off the driver, while I try to concentrate? Too many distractions in the rear view mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room for my??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for my?? "

Your What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for my??

Your What? "

ups fat fingers (ME)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for my??

Your What? ups fat fingers (ME) "

It's getting a bit full, but there's always room for you. You may have to sit on someone's lap though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any room for my??

Your What? ups fat fingers (ME)

It's getting a bit full, but there's always room for you. You may have to sit on someone's lap though "

no probs as long as it’s comfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh alright I'll drive. I've always wanted to see if it's possible to drift a bus. Seatbelts please! "
be none of that this is a sex bus not a crazy bus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has someone put a bomb on it causing a Sandra bullock type situation

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Bit bumpy in the back

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sit by me, i have plenty of cushioning x

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Sit by me, i have plenty of cushioning x"

Can I lay my head on your boobies?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

As long as you don’t mind my head there too

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sit by me, i have plenty of cushioning x

Can I lay my head on your boobies? "

*pats chest. I may have to take my bra off. Pesky underwire x

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