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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's so cold outside and I'm all wrapped up warm in bed.

I don't want to go to work!

Could you possibly phone my boss and tell him? What excuse would you give for my absence?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'd tell him you had Anal Glaucoma. ....

You can't see your arse getting into work today

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I can only find a bra big enough to fit one tit - sorry boss"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd tell him you had Anal Glaucoma. ....

You can't see your arse getting into work today "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you already have two large tits and don't have the patience to deal with another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tel him you were a little tied up right now.......but if I had my way it wouldn’t just be a made up excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi can't walk that well today"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Be honest.

Tell him going out on this weather is a public health hazard, and your insurance won't cover you for taking someone's eye out with ya nipples

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tell him/ her that you went outside and your tits brushed up against a fence , but it was that cold your nipple froze and snapped off

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I would tell them that your suffering with a frozen bottom and just cant get it moving.

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