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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Indonesian rail authorities have decided upon extreme measures to stop “train surfers” across the country – by suspending overhead concrete balls.

The balls, though small, weigh in at 2kg each and pose a huge risk to those looking to hitch rides on top of trains in Indonesia. Overcrowding and poverty in the country mean that many choose to dodge fares by climbing on top of trains which run at high speeds.

FFs this is a bit drastic isn't it. Why not just put broken glass on the roof like they do on the walls up north.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Indonesian rail authorities have decided upon extreme measures to stop “train surfers” across the country – by suspending overhead concrete balls.

The balls, though small, weigh in at 2kg each and pose a huge risk to those looking to hitch rides on top of trains in Indonesia. Overcrowding and poverty in the country mean that many choose to dodge fares by climbing on top of trains which run at high speeds.

FFs this is a bit drastic isn't it. Why not just put broken glass on the roof like they do on the walls up north. "

fucking hell i thought you was gonna say thats how heavy ya plums were!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Indonesian rail authorities have decided upon extreme measures to stop “train surfers” across the country – by suspending overhead concrete balls.

The balls, though small, weigh in at 2kg each and pose a huge risk to those looking to hitch rides on top of trains in Indonesia. Overcrowding and poverty in the country mean that many choose to dodge fares by climbing on top of trains which run at high speeds.

FFs this is a bit drastic isn't it. Why not just put broken glass on the roof like they do on the walls up north. fucking hell i thought you was gonna say thats how heavy ya plums were! "

I'd never get 6 kilos of meet into my boxers.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Indonesian rail authorities have decided upon extreme measures to stop “train surfers” across the country – by suspending overhead concrete balls.

The balls, though small, weigh in at 2kg each and pose a huge risk to those looking to hitch rides on top of trains in Indonesia. Overcrowding and poverty in the country mean that many choose to dodge fares by climbing on top of trains which run at high speeds.

FFs this is a bit drastic isn't it. Why not just put broken glass on the roof like they do on the walls up north. fucking hell i thought you was gonna say thats how heavy ya plums were! "

and I thought it was the saline infusion conversation again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a wonder they aint starting a new tourist industry and letting tourists pick em off wi rifles FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a wonder they aint starting a new tourist industry and letting tourists pick em off wi rifles FFS "

Hey we could do that outside the job centres. Pick of the lame ones.

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

From train surfing to train baseball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From train surfing to train baseball."

He he he you would need a fucking big bat

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Would be a bit like that game that use to be on Gladiators....

Not nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never get 6 kilos of meet into my boxers. "

YOIKS!! How many nads have you got....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd never get 6 kilos of meet into my boxers.

YOIKS!! How many nads have you got.... "

2 and a salami why do you have more?

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Watch out the train companies will get ideas how to stop over crowding at commuter times, send a concrete ball rolling down the carriage.

I reckon just install train washes after each station, and go through at 30 mph to brush them off, and gives nice clean trains.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Ive just spent half an hr trying to think of the word Gauntlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just spent half an hr trying to think of the word Gauntlet "

Ya should have asked

I know that word xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Ive just spent half an hr trying to think of the word Gauntlet "

Running the glove/mitten doesn't have the same impact does it.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Ive just spent half an hr trying to think of the word Gauntlet

Running the glove/mitten doesn't have the same impact does it.lol "

Not as much impact as a 2kg concrete ball in the face no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never get 6 kilos of meet into my boxers.

YOIKS!! How many nads have you got....

2 and a salami why do you have more? "

2 pickled wallnuts and a cocktail sausage... I am soooooo stepping away from this thread...

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Rollerball ! with Trains !

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Love this post!

Is this just a case of Darwinism playing out? i.e. Those that can't dodge a 2kg concrete ball suspended at face height above a speeding train are too stupid to survive, therefore only sensible genes get passsed on??

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