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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I just caught myself writing:

'A judiciously curated wardrobe goes a long, long way.'

Anyone else found themselves up their own arse today?

P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a job interview, so I did 45 minutes of it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

No. If I find myself thinking that way I take myself out into the car park for a good shoeing before the idea can take hold

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"I had a job interview, so I did 45 minutes of it "

Do you know if it worked yet?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just caught myself writing:

'A judiciously curated wardrobe goes a long, long way.'

Anyone else found themselves up their own arse today?

P x "

I usually think when on fab I’m up my own arse

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed...... "

Innit.

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"I usually think when on fab I’m up my own arse "

Things a contortionist might day...?

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I just caught myself writing:

'A judiciously curated wardrobe goes a long, long way.'

Anyone else found themselves up their own arse today?

P x "

No but where can i buy a "udiciously curated wardrobe"???

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Why, Furniture Hamlet, of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a job interview, so I did 45 minutes of it

Do you know if it worked yet? "

Won't know til Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed...... "

Can you say that again please. That gave me a little tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss told me to "put that idea through the cappuccino machine and see if it comes out all frothy"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed......

Can you say that again please. That gave me a little tingle "

He he - May thy underwear drift elegantly to the floor as a result of my verbose tongue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told someone I was a demisexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed...... "

You had me at insertion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed......

You had me at insertion "

Back off lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed......

Can you say that again please. That gave me a little tingle

He he - May thy underwear drift elegantly to the floor as a result of my verbose tongue.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed......

Can you say that again please. That gave me a little tingle

He he - May thy underwear drift elegantly to the floor as a result of my verbose tongue.... "

I have never sampled a verbose tongue. Doth it tickle

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"My boss told me to "put that idea through the cappuccino machine and see if it comes out all frothy" "

Sackable offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Tis not erroneous nor meriting of scorn to employ superlative prose and diction.

Indeed, nor is the liberal insertion of sesquipedalians in one’s every sentence for it doth hath a most curious and invariable tendency to cause a lady’s undergarments to fall to the floor when so sagaciously employed...... "

Quoi?

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By *cgkc OP   Couple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"I told someone I was a demisexual."

Which half?

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