FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking HMRC

By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

No specific point here... just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR"

HMRC whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People would soon complain if the country had no money to fund things because nobody collected the taxes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return....

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR"

They seem to enjoy fucking me royally around this time every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

HMRC whoops"

I used to work for HMRC, we could remedy this situation if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

HMRC whoops"

I went on a social with one but he wasnt my type and his personality was far too taxing

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

After you have done your tax return, you will feel better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

HMRC whoops"

I have, she was a lovely lady and if anything disliked HMRC more than most which I always thought said an awful lot about them

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ah one of two things to fuck you in life, Death and HMRC,

Every year hubby submits his tax returns and every April the estimated earnings are wrong normally deducting 80% of that months wage.

However in there defence its sorted over the phone on the same day and the money refunded.

Just can't work out why the system does when all paperwork is correct.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Well they always add penalties and when I owe them money, but never add anything when they owe me money, so that makes them robbing bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

HMRC whoops

I went on a social with one but he wasnt my type and his personality was far too taxing"

Actually laughing out loud at this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return....

Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return....

Yes, MUST get off fab and finish my tax return...."

Haha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres isis when u need em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah one of two things to fuck you in life, Death and HMRC,

Every year hubby submits his tax returns and every April the estimated earnings are wrong normally deducting 80% of that months wage.

However in there defence its sorted over the phone on the same day and the money refunded.

Just can't work out why the system does when all paperwork is correct."

Is it possible every year hubby makes the same mistake...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

controversial opinion coming....

if people didn't wait till the very last moment to get in their end of year tax returns..... it would make everyone life a little easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"controversial opinion coming....

if people didn't wait till the very last moment to get in their end of year tax returns..... it would make everyone life a little easier"

This. You get 9 months to sort it out, not HMRC's fault if you leave it until deadline day every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been fucked by the HRMC on more than 1 occasion .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal with them regularly for work, sometimes hopeless..sometimes very helpful depends who you get when you phone up. But yeah system is shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

re:inland revenue. Im moving to Torquay nobody pays tax there .(Torquay isn't inland)!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done all my accounts

soaking in the bath now

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Just done all my accounts

soaking in the bath now "

Just done all mine too

soaking in vitriol now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did mine months ago. No point leaving it for last minute. Can't afford the fines

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Did mine months ago. No point leaving it for last minute. Can't afford the fines"

The last minute is fine....it's the minute after that's the problem!!

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"No specific point here... just sayin'

They are all on here them girls in pencil skirts they will track you down now and have your flesh

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR

They seem to enjoy fucking me royally around this time every year.

Get them to leave you a veri

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR"

Might find it taxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never fucked someone from HMCR"

Me neither but I have been soundly fucked by them several times, including at the moment

'you owe us 3k'

How did that happen, I'm paye?

'we applied the wrong tax code'

So it's your fault then, and why did it take you 9 months to spot it?

'don't know, you owe us 3k'

ffs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yup totally agree

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I got my house insurance with them and they said they'd replace all my goods as new.

So when we had a flood and the whole of everything downstairs was wrecked; furniture, carpets, etc, and the upstairs carpets also wreckedi was surprised to only got £700 to replace the whole lot.

Fuck them indeed.

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Don't be too hard on them. I had a lovely letter from them telling me my tax return was 'outstanding'. The thing is I can't even remember sending one in.

But I appreciated the nice compliment.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would all be a whole lot better off if the rich paid taxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sage

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Me too

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"No specific point here... just sayin'

They are all on here them girls in pencil skirts they will track you down now and have your flesh

I'm counting on it!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Well they always add penalties and when I owe them money, but never add anything when they owe me money, so that makes them robbing bastards"

They do, they pay interest

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be too hard on them. I had a lovely letter from them telling me my tax return was 'outstanding'. The thing is I can't even remember sending one in.

But I appreciated the nice compliment.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it"

All done and paid over the phone!

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it

All done and paid over the phone!

Done too, that was painless

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it

All done and paid over the phone!

Done too, that was painless

Mine too - turns out I have some 'unallocated credit' on my NI account, yeah - thanks for telling me guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a tax refund this week

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If they had sent me a blummin code when I asked for it, I would be feeling a lot more charitable towards them- they said it "should" arrive by tmrw!

ooo thats cutting it fine, the site normally collapes on the last day because everyone tries when they realise they forgot to do it

All done and paid over the phone!

Done too, that was painless

Mine too - turns out I have some 'unallocated credit' on my NI account, yeah - thanks for telling me guys!!

Same here, but they’re holding onto it for future due payments

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Nobody actually collects taxes. Self employed and business people pay lots of money to book keepers and accountants to work out how much tax and vat they have to pay.

The self employed etc are the tax collectors for HMRC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What tax I do pay was sorted last October just been waiting for there bill 480 bonus just accountans Bill to wait for now

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Don't get me started on this subject ...paid my 2017/18 tax liability last week - in addition to my accountants invoice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop changing my tax code you sheriff of nottingham cunts and they wonder why people fuck over the benefits system thick cunts this is why its bad enough that i have to pay 10 times more national insurance as a self employed person you fuck turds come fight me you book worm fucks wheres guy fawkes whan you need him

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

"Stop changing my tax code you sheriff of nottingham cunts and they wonder why people fuck over the benefits system thick cunts this is why its bad enough that i have to pay 10 times more national insurance as a self employed person you fuck turds come fight me you book worm fucks wheres guy fawkes whan you need him"

Not having a good day?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Two words, 'creative acountancy'

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"We would all be a whole lot better off if the rich paid taxes. "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard that they can be very taxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to stump up @£700 in the last half of last year and a further @£2k during this year!

I'm PAYE you dull twats, how can it be wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to stump up @£700 in the last half of last year and a further @£2k during this year!

I'm PAYE you dull twats, how can it be wrong?"

Yeah I am forever getting letters saying i have not paid enough...., like I worked it out myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had to stump up @£700 in the last half of last year and a further @£2k during this year!

I'm PAYE you dull twats, how can it be wrong?"
exactly the fucktards

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