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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

knowing legal age to drink is born

year 2000 or seeing an old steel dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I keep asking myself what day is it today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stiff joints

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My daughter not knowing what a music cassette was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing when I cough or sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons height

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Hairs growing in places they shouldn’t be

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I watched a video on youtube today and it was musicians from the 80s (so they were young adults when i was a teen), most of them are about 60 now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying youth of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest sister is starting high school after the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I watched a video on youtube today and it was musicians from the 80s (so they were young adults when i was a teen), most of them are about 60 now.

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Yeah that too. All the famous people you watched when growing up all dying off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My youngest sister is starting high school after the summer "

And she’s as tall as me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stiff joints"

I creak now

A guy ( boy ) I was speaking to the other day said he was born in the year 2000 the other day

That made me feel REALLY old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids at work not knowing about bands/musicians I'm talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter starting to take her driving lessons

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

That a lot of the stuff that was the epitome of cool when I was in my teens and early 20's is mocked by or shocking to the younger generation now, and that a lot of my cultural references and jokes from my youth are meaningless to anyone born in the 90's or turn of the century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showed a picture of a guy dressed up as Adam Ant to a work collegue the other day and she said he looked like he was dressed up as The Greatest Showman.

And who was Adam Ant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking 'I wore that the first time round'. Have you seen that those awful big Fila/Spice Girls trainers are back ?!

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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago

warwickshire

When you need to put in your date of birth and you have to scroll down really far

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By *rcher69Man
over a year ago

nr Milton Keynes

varifocal specs....one step closer to the grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch hairs!

Perfectly fine then boom an inch long hair appears out of nowhere!

Am plucking that mf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"My daughter starting to take her driving lessons "

Eldest son about to take his test - I swear he’s only 5!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the date a movie was made but you remember seeing it for the first time as if it were yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 year old boys on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My daughter starting to take her driving lessons

Eldest son about to take his test - I swear he’s only 5!!!!"
. I hope you dont fill his forms out for him .lol!!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Witch hairs!

Perfectly fine then boom an inch long hair appears out of nowhere!

Am plucking that mf!"
pmsl.... I had one of these the other day

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"My daughter starting to take her driving lessons

Eldest son about to take his test - I swear he’s only 5!!!!. I hope you dont fill his forms out for him .lol!!"

He’s more than capable of doing it himself!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My knees make me feel old and thinking I am closer to retirement age than I am to my teen years

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

some of the age limits on here lol

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich


"Peeing when I cough or sneeze. "

Tennalady? lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Eyebrows suddenly taking on a Denis Healey look, no matter how much effort you put in plucking/smoothing.

Madonna being 60 also makes me feel old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eyebrows suddenly taking on a Denis Healey look, no matter how much effort you put in plucking/smoothing.

Madonna being 60 also makes me feel old. "

Madonna’s 60?!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Having to scroll down and down and then further down when putting my date of birth on applications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my 40th in a few weeks. Still, maybe it's time for a midlife crisis

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

The bouncers that check the I.d of every single person entering the bar, one by one, who as soon as they get to me, look me up and down and say "go on in sir"

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Being stopped by the law and the officer looks about twelve

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Eyebrows suddenly taking on a Denis Healey look, no matter how much effort you put in plucking/smoothing.

Madonna being 60 also makes me feel old.

Madonna’s 60?! "

Yep

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"20 year old boys on here. "

Oh god... I hope I don't meet my son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aches & pains bad back. Bad ankle. Can hardly walk some days.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Every time I reach for algipan.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

My back. For the first time in my life I’m having to consider stuff before agreeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bouncers that check the I.d of every single person entering the bar, one by one, who as soon as they get to me, look me up and down and say "go on in sir""
I'd I'D you. You don't look 33 lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bouncers that check the I.d of every single person entering the bar, one by one, who as soon as they get to me, look me up and down and say "go on in sir" I'd I'D you. You don't look 33 lol. "
ID

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By *uckbiMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

When using a mobile meant a text was only 120 characters or playing Snake.

And you could drop the phone several times without fear of the screen breaking!

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare


"The bouncers that check the I.d of every single person entering the bar, one by one, who as soon as they get to me, look me up and down and say "go on in sir" I'd I'D you. You don't look 33 lol. ID "

That's very kind of you, thanks

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Where do I begin..

there’s too many to mention

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"My back. For the first time in my life I’m having to consider stuff before agreeing. "

There are strategies for this.

[PS... Hi Topsy ]

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My age.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Mirrors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate bars being half the size they used to be but treble the cost

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Being told you're too old by a woman in her 40's.

My head still thinks I'm in my 20's.

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Taking my dog for a walk.

Then realising, I don't have a dog.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My airplane pilot and doctor looking like a grown up teanager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My knees!"

I second that sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I use phrases that my parents used to use and I swore I never would.

Like " take your coat off otherwise you won't feel the benefit when you go outside".

I am slowly turning into my mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing more sleep in my life m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye sight going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I am constantly looking through beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going bald

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"My back. For the first time in my life I’m having to consider stuff before agreeing.

There are strategies for this.

[PS... Hi Topsy ]"

Hello lovely! Are you the man in the know about backs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a hairy back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think another thing is seeing doctors who are clearly younger than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When using a mobile meant a text was only 120 characters or playing Snake.

And you could drop the phone several times without fear of the screen breaking!"

Having a mobile phone before texts were invented!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Using the lonely hearts feature in the local papers because the internet and Tinder didn’t exist.

It was all done by writing letters to PO boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using the lonely hearts feature in the local papers because the internet and Tinder didn’t exist.

It was all done by writing letters to PO boxes. "

Effort!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Using the lonely hearts feature in the local papers because the internet and Tinder didn’t exist.

It was all done by writing letters to PO boxes.

Effort! "

Yep. Worth it and why us old dears lament the lack of grit and tenacity among those that have grown up with online access. It’s made instant gratification generations with shit work ethics who don’t retain knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a TV show the other day and it had an army lcpl cook on it. And it got me thinking. That was me nearly 30 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need to put in your date of birth and you have to scroll down really far"

This ^^^ makes me laugh nervously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/01/19 12:38:02]

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Getting a hairy back "

Get happened to me at 18! I never thought it was synonymous with old age!?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Five grandchildren and a child almost 40 when in my head I'm 35!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"My daughter starting to take her driving lessons "

My daughter asking "have you been to the toilet?" as she checked the seatbelts of her father and I in the back seat of her car before she got in and drove us to lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that I will soon be able to have free prescriptions and eye tests. Actually, that's rather good

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"When you need to put in your date of birth and you have to scroll down really far"

When you ticked the age range box on forms and there were several more beneath. Now the only one left is 65+

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Having work colleagues who were born in the 1990s!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 30/01/19 12:53:27]

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"My back. For the first time in my life I’m having to consider stuff before agreeing.

There are strategies for this.

[PS... Hi Topsy ]

Hello lovely! Are you the man in the know about backs?"

Hello my sweet, long time no see/hear, etc.

After a fashion, yep - I do a pretty good back massage, even if I do say so myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming on here and seeing the endless threads written by 19yr olds looking for 'old women', and when you enquire how old they say 'over 35'

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"My back. For the first time in my life I’m having to consider stuff before agreeing.

There are strategies for this.

[PS... Hi Topsy ]

Hello lovely! Are you the man in the know about backs?

Hello my sweet, long time no see/hear, etc.

After a fashion, yep - I do a pretty good back massage, even if I do say so myself.

"

I’ve messaged you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I jokingly said to a colleague (who is 18) that he looked like a young Phil Colins.. he replied with "Who is he ? Does he work here" ?

A few days later the same colleague was saying he liked older women then he said.. not like 80 but like Keisha's age. That make me feel old !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel old when i remember selling petrol for £1 a gallon. The pumps wouldnt go up that high and we had to put it at 50p and say x2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to a club and having socks older than the people on the dance floor

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Middle sons birthday last week, wondering where the last 16yrs have gone.

Having to buy the youngest more new trousers today, after another growth spurt.

Realising I'll soon be the shortest person in my house.

I'm not ready to be a little old lady!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

When "mature porn" is just people your age having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my Mum says “are you really that old”.x

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over a year ago


"When I keep asking myself what day is it today? "

This

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

Talking to folks at work about major world events, then realising they weren't born at that time!

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

What makes me feel old?

Ermmmm… I can't remember.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Filling in online forms and having to keep scrolling until I hit my year of birth.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knowing legal age to drink is born

year 2000 or seeing an old steel dustbin."

I was just legal to drink in 2000!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"varifocal specs....one step closer to the grave"

Yeah - but at least you shouldn’t trip over and into it!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Tbh I’m still usually convinced I’m about 21 - until I come to a lot of stairs and my arthritic knees start to creak in protest! Also when I’ve partied Friday and Saturday night - and I’m bloody knackered by Sunday evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When songs that were released when you was a kid are now 'classics' or 'oldies'...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when young people refer to old people and then realizing they are talking about people my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being old (ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being old (ish)"

You're as old as you feel and look and you don't look a day over 30!(ish). Xx

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Finding a profile you like the look of but their upper age range is 10 years below our actual ages..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Seeing people discussing younger women and they stipulate 18-25. I'm no longer a younger woman.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

checking ids and realising people born in 2000 can come in club

Also seeing on profiles that I'm out of people's age range being to old when in my mind I'm still 21 and my body next day reminds me I'm not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing police men and women,old enough to be my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teachers that look like they left School last summer...

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Seeing people discussing younger women and they stipulate 18-25. I'm no longer a younger woman. "

Oh, but you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hearing youngsters raving about a film and you telling them it’s not as good as the original and them not knowing of the original film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading on twitter yesterday that on that day Heart of Glass by Blondie was No1 forty years ago

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Being a 31 year old virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising I'm half of a century this year

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Being a 31 year old virgin. "
_eeside is it your birthday or have you recently had one?

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

My 2 sons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

saying " kids today dont know there born", as my grandparents did !

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Grandchildren How did that all happen .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 11 year old and 15 year old daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Everytime I receive a birthday card, but they are are less of them

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Telling the others at work about the old computers I worked on. BBC Micro and ZX81. You can see their eyes glaze over lol

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare


"Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old "

Congratulations. You ill be the hottest nan I've ever seen. Definite nilf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old

Congratulations. You ill be the hottest nan I've ever seen. Definite nilf lol "

Haha thanks.... just dont ever call me it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old "
congratulations.. what a sexy glorious nan .. hope you have wonderful adventures with your grandchild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not knowing who tommy cooper was

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

The joys of making my joints crack when I get up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that the turn of the century was almost 20 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old congratulations.. what a sexy glorious nan .. hope you have wonderful adventures with your grandchild"

Aww thank you lovely. My other child and my grandchild will be very close in age

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"hearing youngsters raving about a film and you telling them it’s not as good as the original and them not knowing of the original film. "

Or when songs come on and you sing them with your kids looking at you baffled as to how you know the words. Then you tell them the original was better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing my mother's words coming out of my mouth!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Realising that I've almost certainly already lived more than half of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all my childhood heros keep dieing off.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Being the GILF

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"People not knowing who tommy cooper was"

Jar Spoon,Spoon Jar Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting out of bed.....

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Easy life makes me feel old

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Being a 31 year old virgin. _eeside is it your birthday or have you recently had one?"

Had 1 about 3 months ago in October.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that I remember more about 80's pop music than I do about why I went into the kitchen just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body falling apart!! Night clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning about dropping a stitch of my knitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being the GILF"

I could be a GGILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing how to use a rotary phone and laughing my ass off at videos of teens attempting to figure it out... And my 20 year old nephew thinking he can fool me and doesn't have a clue that I have a history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bouncers that check the I.d of every single person entering the bar, one by one, who as soon as they get to me, look me up and down and say "go on in sir""

Happened to me last weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son having a mortgage, and me being old enough to be Granma :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ten year challenge made me feel old when I saw lots of school pictures being posted by colleagues and clients, I then realised that I'm surrounded by people that were still in school ten years ago. I've never felt so old.

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People of school leaving age not knowing what a Floppy Disk is.

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Watching the new Ben hut and remember seeing the original at the pictures

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Watching the new Ben hut and remember seeing the original at the pictures"

When you thought Charlton Heston was a football team, or one of Bobby Charlton's brothers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

realizing that people of 35 and under dont know a life without the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"realizing that people of 35 and under dont know a life without the internet"

Is it really age 35?

I'm sure I didn't have access to the internet until I was about 27.

That's 17 years ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"realizing that people of 35 and under dont know a life without the internet

Is it really age 35?

I'm sure I didn't have access to the internet until I was about 27.

That's 17 years ago "
a lady on here who is 35 said people her age and younger dont know a life without the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to cum twice at one sitting lol

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

My wrinkles and zimmer frame

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"realizing that people of 35 and under dont know a life without the internet"

Or memorising landline numbers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Generally, music.

For example, when special anniversary editions come out for albums I remember coming out in the first place. What do you mean it's 30 years since Dr Feelgood????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you went to work, grafted yer bollocks of for at least 40+ hours, then had a wage packet to open with some pound notes in it every Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Calling in antique shop seeing black telephone you put your finger in & dialled by spinning

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"realizing that people of 35 and under dont know a life without the internet"

I remember it. Vaguely (because I'm nowhere near 35 obviously). We didn't get it for some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remembering only 3 channels on a black & white tv.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not being sure which emoji to use

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Being stopped by the law and the officer looks about twelve "

Then you call you sonny fucking wankers

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Remembering only 3 channels on a black & white tv. "
people stating they remember 3 channels on tv makes them feel old. I remember there only being one so I must be ancient x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remembering only 3 channels on a black & white tv. people stating they remember 3 channels on tv makes them feel old. I remember there only being one so I must be ancient x"
I bet you'd remember radio Luxembourg 208 maybe radio Caroline !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remembering only 3 channels on a black & white tv. people stating they remember 3 channels on tv makes them feel old. I remember there only being one so I must be ancient x"
one channel? Lol. Did they show silent movies all the time

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Seeing police men and women,old enough to be my kids "

Going to the dentist/doctors/lawyers and realising these professionals are younger than your kids!

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Growing up in world with the Berlin Wall and realising that it's now been down longer than it was up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling a 21 year old girl in a nightclub and thinking I'm nearly old enough to be your dad

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Grandchildren How did that all happen ..... "

Tell me about it! One minute I'm shopping for Barbie and Cindy clothes...the next I'm shopping in Baby Gap.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Becoming a first time nan in April. Excited, but definitely makes me feel old "

I'm not ashamed to say when my eldest called me at work to say she was pregnant with twins. I burst into tears...I'm not an emotional personal at all, but I was overwhelmed, and if I'm honest, not with the joy of being a grandmother, but the confirmation that I was officially old! Daft old bat I know!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hearing my mother's words coming out of my mouth!!"

Scary isn't it?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being sure which emoji to use "

What's an emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invited my car passenger to choose the travel music (from 6 CD's in the changer)...

Response: "Oh, that's so retro!"

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"varifocal specs....one step closer to the grave"

Which reminds me I have to pick up my new verifocals today

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Going to an antique shop and seeing things you had as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing some of these comments makes me feel young

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By *aveessexMan
over a year ago

Never Never Land. South East

When the list of things you can’t do anymore out grew the list you used to be able to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being able to cum twice at one sitting lol "

I've never spunked when eating my dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being the GILF

I could be a GGILF "

Didn't know you have a stutter.

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