FabSwingers.com forum: Wow just wow

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the little cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a Tuesday evening! It’s cold outside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a Tuesday evening! It’s cold outside!

Meh excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all sitting in the under the window seats and cant be seen ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here"

They heard you were in town and hid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse polarity again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

They heard you were in town and hid

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familier tale cant handle men who know how to fuck em

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Not been in the pulling women game for a few decades but, I would have taken a trip down the Mecca bingo on a Tuesday night. A beer I'm guessing could be purchassed and guessing the ratio of womem to men would've been in your favour too. Not all old biddies I hear these days either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're all sitting in the under the window seats and cant be seen ? "
there not dwarfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're all sitting in the under the window seats and cant be seen ? there not dwarfs"

They might be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not been in the pulling women game for a few decades but, I would have taken a trip down the Mecca bingo on a Tuesday night. A beer I'm guessing could be purchassed and guessing the ratio of womem to men would've been in your favour too. Not all old biddies I hear these days either.

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find more blokes there too nowadays

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Hmmm! Clearly a pulling hotspot, requires more thought...........

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They're local women.. for local people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're local women.. for local people

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if they exist they can have em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

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I should have gone bingo rather than watch football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Tuesday night! I told you where to go for the action!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Tuesday night! I told you where to go for the action!

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im not into dirty dogging i told you men can be choosy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Tuesday night! I told you where to go for the action!

im not into dirty dogging i told you men can be choosy too

I can't imagine there'll be much more action then! It's not exactly a bustling city

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Tuesday night! I told you where to go for the action!

im not into dirty dogging i told you men can be choosy too

I can't imagine there'll be much more action then! It's not exactly a bustling city

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well 1 more sleep until im back home never thought id look forward to that

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Funny!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get"

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?"

Based on Bathgate ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

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i based wales on some little town its only fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair"

You could at least have let us pick it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair

You could at least have let us pick it! "
was given a choice of 2 places in wales that i visited

So il give u the same choice bathgate or blackburn i think its called

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rubi u can choose

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair"

Is that llanfair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi u can choose

That's not a choice. That's like here do you want to eat this crap or do you want to eat this shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair

Is that llanfair?

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no i dont know the name of it it was in welsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubi u can choose

That's not a choice. That's like here do you want to eat this crap or do you want to eat this shit?"
well as iv been nowhere else and will never be returning i have to base it on the info i have at hand

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Recommend jerusalem, OP.

You can do two countries at once with one sweeping generalisation.

You may struggle to find a pub though.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Rubi u can choose

That's not a choice. That's like here do you want to eat this crap or do you want to eat this shit?well as iv been nowhere else and will never be returning i have to base it on the info i have at hand"

Well, you’ve definitely seen the best we have to offer so there’s no point coming back...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recommend jerusalem, OP.

You can do two countries at once with one sweeping generalisation.

You may struggle to find a pub though."
no i dont fly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As u dont want the resposability iv done a vite in the scotish thread

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here"

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

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do up here theres a reason it snows a lot up here i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Livin’ the dream, ‘eh..

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

They heard you were in town and hid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Livin’ the dream, ‘eh..

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nightmare

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

do up here theres a reason it snows a lot up here i think"

Careful you don’t confuse the men in skirts (sorry kilts) with butch women! Hey and what’s wrong with Ponte Carlo??? Its home of Haribo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

do up here theres a reason it snows a lot up here i think

Careful you don’t confuse the men in skirts (sorry kilts) with butch women! Hey and what’s wrong with Ponte Carlo??? Its home of Haribo...

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nothing particularly just couldnt think of a little town nr home similar sized

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

do up here theres a reason it snows a lot up here i think

Careful you don’t confuse the men in skirts (sorry kilts) with butch women! Hey and what’s wrong with Ponte Carlo??? Its home of Haribo...

nothing particularly just couldnt think of a little town nr home similar sized"

Well there is Cas Vegas....rougher than Ponte....I’ve seen the dogs walk round in 2s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been to town up here where im staying thought il go the pub and pull in the real world

Well 3 pubs windows checked out not a woman in sight unless women round here look like fat balding old men that is what the holy fuck

This place makes ponte look like vegas it makes the fab ratio look like normality not 1 woman in 3 bars wow get me home more chance of pulling a tooth up here

You need to ‘pull’ in the real world Playboy?

do up here theres a reason it snows a lot up here i think

Careful you don’t confuse the men in skirts (sorry kilts) with butch women! Hey and what’s wrong with Ponte Carlo??? Its home of Haribo...

nothing particularly just couldnt think of a little town nr home similar sized

Well there is Cas Vegas....rougher than Ponte....I’ve seen the dogs walk round in 2s."
fair point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Review of scotland in scottish forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How to alienate a whole country hahahahahaha funny tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair"

If it’s Wales you were either late and they have pulled already or the attached ones only go to the pub to drag their partner out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair

If it’s Wales you were either late and they have pulled already or the attached ones only go to the pub to drag their partner out of it

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no wales was fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair

If it’s Wales you were either late and they have pulled already or the attached ones only go to the pub to drag their partner out of it

no wales was fantastic"

It is fantastic it’s one of the few places where the women come over to you and sit themselves on your knee

You should visit Bethesda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way it wont get the review wales got saying that it wont get the review a fake profile would get

You’re reviewing...an entire country at one time?

Based on Bathgate ffs!

i based wales on some little town its only fair

If it’s Wales you were either late and they have pulled already or the attached ones only go to the pub to drag their partner out of it

no wales was fantastic

It is fantastic it’s one of the few places where the women come over to you and sit themselves on your knee

You should visit Bethesda

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nope never had sex there only spent 3 hours there but was enough to decide

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It's a hard life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hard life

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tell me about it

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It's a hard life

tell me about it"

See you in the aba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a hard life

tell me about it

See you in the aba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In fareness its more like batley

Without the birds

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"In fareness its more like batley

Without the birds"

Hey!! You seen an eagle, stop complaining lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In fareness its more like batley

Without the birds

Hey!! You seen an eagle, stop complaining lol

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a lot of sexy profiles in Scotland ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve seen a lot of sexy profiles in Scotland ?????????????? "
fascinating

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