FabSwingers.com forum: The Alcohol that gets you pissed the quickest

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know there are various strengths in Alcohol but do you have a specific drink you feel gets you pissed quicker than anything else. I love a Baileys and could drink it all night but Stella Artois 2 pints and I'm frigged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine gets me d*unk fast but I also sober up quicker and feel hungover while I'm still out!

I tend to stick to spirits!

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Gin

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Red wine

But I can easily drink a lot of it. It just seems to hit me quicker

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Wine, not a fan generally as after a few glasses its starts tasting like crap so I stick to spirits (gin, whiskey, rum) and seem to get less pissed on them and don't really get hangovers either.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Wine. It goes straight to my head.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Tequila ..

I sheckond zat hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine. It goes straight to my head. "

Ditto.

2 glasses and I'm anybody's.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Absinthe I like to chase the green fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talisker 57 North just about hits true when I get down the bottle as far as the "57".

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cider gets me d*unker than vodka. Get frisky when I have a drink too. Don't get hangovers either. Only time I did was off wine x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they say: "Buckfast gets you fucked fast!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malt whisky

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By *nnaandchrisCouple
over a year ago

loughton

"Tequila ..

I sheckond zat hic"

Third that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx Africa

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"I know there are various strengths in Alcohol but do you have a specific drink you feel gets you pissed quicker than anything else. I love a Baileys and could drink it all night but Stella Artois 2 pints and I'm frigged

Wine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine"

What is it about red wine? I’m a different person when I drink it

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Lynx Africa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine hits he hard and fast.

Gin makes me very happy and carefree

So I stick to vodka then I don’t think I’m d*unk and start hitting the shots

I’m my own worst enemy

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Dry white wine on a hot sunny day, just goes down too easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lynx Africa"

Top choice, sweet breath afterwards too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The revolting stuff that’s Jagermeister..

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

Something a little over 20% ABV if I remember correctly, the osmotic pressure is optimised for quickest absorption through the gut lining, hence why a "half and a half" ( a half pint of beer with a spirit chaser) used to be popular.

Although I did hear from someone that a White lightning (other strong ciders are available) ennema got you drink very quickly and cheaply!! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine, couple of glasses dose me I turn into a right slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme 3 pints of cider and I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm do love a drop of Baileys to ........ for sure ild frezze a few ice cubes........ you know where they would go an d*unk in love with your wet pussy ild be .............

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 pints ? Taken ..... u look amazing xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine

What is it about red wine? I’m a different person when I drink it

Wine isn't meant to be d*unk fast- that's why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be snakebites! Down a couple of them you'll soon know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Tequila ..

Another vote for Tequila...though am not allowed it any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Port and red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what would get me pissed quickest but I do enjoy a gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 glasses of red and I'm an arsehole. Not d*unk per se, just a little argumentative. Anything else I'm all cuddles and everyone's mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.999% analytical grade reagent ethanol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking brake fluid - but I can stop anytime I want.!

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By *izzcrusherCouple
over a year ago

South Buckinghamshire

Any drink you quickly down and it's not to be mixed with soft drinks.. go large and make sure you have a buddy with you when you pass out... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moonshine or taddy / Alpine larger

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Gassy drinks like champers and prosecco make me rather pissed quick.

I shouldn’t have told you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything currently, but spirits in general gets me there pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whiskey

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Yeh one or two shots of that and I am fucked

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By *ristolcouple21Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

I don’t know why but sometimes I can have a glass or two of wine and feel d*unk and other times I can drink a bottle and feel no effect at all...

wonder if it’s related to hormones or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Lightning

Straight from the 2 litre bottle!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

a Taboo Spritzer or two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything, I’m a lightweight now, I tend to stick to white wine it can be d*unk slowly x

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't have an issue as I am fairly sensible.. But the two times I have had Yeager-Miesters. Oh hell, I always have a negative reaction. 2nd time was fairly early on in the night. Throwing up and not able to focus. Stay way clear of them now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack rabbit wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness through a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a Taboo Spritzer or two..."
bloody hell Girth, I didn’t think they sold that anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lightweight. To sniffs of a barmaids apron then I'm anyone's.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'm a lightweight. To sniffs of a barmaids apron then I'm anyone's.

Tux now replaced with an apron ...come and have a sniff Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fuck buddy paula loves vodka and when she’s drinking that I get to do everything she loves it dirty

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anything with bubbles.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

You can get powdered alcohol that you snort like cocaine....

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Bacardi absolutely blitzes me for some reason don’t drink it anymore for that very reason I’m nightmare on the stuff

Dan

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You can get powdered alcohol that you snort like cocaine....

Handy for astronauts....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Generally it's a balance between alcohol strength and sugar content. The idea being that sugar allows the alcohol to essentially piggyback into your system, increasing alcohol absorption. Which is why absinthe over water and a sugar cube gets you fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine

What is it about red wine? I’m a different person when I drink it

Wine isn't meant to be d*unk fast- that's why!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know why but sometimes I can have a glass or two of wine and feel d*unk and other times I can drink a bottle and feel no effect at all...

wonder if it’s related to hormones or something?"

Depends how you drink it and if with food in your stomach. I love a bottle of good red wine. Drink it slowly with some nibbles I can have a bottle without being pissed.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Spirits

I drink gin.

Standard is around 40% proof

My homemade, much stronger.

Wine is 10/12%

I've never figured out how I can do a whole bottle of gin & be fine

1 bottle of wine & I try walking through doors without opening them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stella or tequila for me.

Although I no longer drink really, i will have a fosters raddler occasionally but they are only 2% and i rarely have more than 4.

I hate being d*unk with a passion.

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By *aughtius MaximiusMan
over a year ago

Bromley

"Wine. It goes straight to my head. "

Red, red wine goes to my head

Makes me forget that I still need her so

Red, red wine, it's up to you

All I can do I've done

Memories won't go, memories won't go

Life is fine every time

Thoughts of you leave my head

I was wrong, now I find

Just one thing makes me forget

Red, red wine, stay close to me

Don't let me be alone

It's tearing apart my blue heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking at a selection of none alcoholic drinks yesterday,0% gin, beer, larger, wine, lots of the stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine

Tequila

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

At home - Red Wine

In Mexico - The proper Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin gets you well wankered. Also makes you a bit sleepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine. I also sober up fast and have a hangover whilst everyone else is still partying

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I'm the same, can drink vodka and Jagermeister till it comes out my ears but two beers and I feel giddy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm the same, can drink vodka and Jagermeister till it comes out my ears but two beers and I feel giddy

Cheap date then

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk

Polish vodka... I was drinking with them when I was in Germany, after my third double shot one said to me "Careful English! This kills people!"

Bit late to warn me that haha

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Gin makes me woozy very quickly.

Also gives me a very distinctive hangover next day.

I bloody love the stuff unfortunately.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Tequila

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tequila "

Tequila - Terrorvision

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hLQCA2h8kA

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Absinthe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark rum

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Dark rum"

Try some proper Jamaican Rum (preferably home brewed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure of the name, but the 9% cans of Polish beer got me ruined

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can drink vodka and shots all night and just be tipsy but strongbow dark fruits cider gets me d*unk very quick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 ciders and I'm all yours

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

anything gets me d*unk fast these days.

It’s pitiful

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"anything gets me d*unk fast these days.

It’s pitiful

Fancy a glass of Sherry?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Free alcohol is always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 halves of lager on a sunny afternoon and I'm foooked!

I stick with the spirits if I want to keep going all night.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"anything gets me d*unk fast these days.

It’s pitiful

Fancy a glass of Sherry?

I actually love Sherry

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Weston’s vintage. Cider

Mmmmmm

Perronni lager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky makes me frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embalming fluid

It contains formaldehyde, methanol and ethanol. An added bonus is that it doesn't kill brain cells, it preserves them.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"anything gets me d*unk fast these days.

It’s pitiful

Fancy a glass of Sherry?

I actually love Sherry

Yes me too, and port...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Whisky makes me frisky"

Buckfast gets me fucked fast

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Cider. Banned from it. Fall into bushes

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anything with bubbles in it makes me go a bit silly.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

JD with a little bit of diet cola but if I'm out looking for sex I don't like to get pissed as I like to be in control of my self xxx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Anything with bubbles in it makes me go a bit silly. "

Stay off the Fairy Liquid.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Babysham

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Wine...it also goes straight to my fanny and makes me horny

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Anything with bubbles in it makes me go a bit silly. "

It is the bubbles that get alcohol into your system quicker.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

1 pint of Stella Artois makes me frisky and merry.

3 pints...who knows even!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and and gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gone to like a pint of bitter. I think it's old age getting to me lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skol skol skol skol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Anything with bubbles in it makes me go a bit silly.

Stay off the Fairy Liquid."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco!! It's lethal for me...I love it but it really does me no favours, as Mr F unfortunately knows only too well!! Lol!

PT x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Champagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco!! It's lethal for me...I love it but it really does me no favours, as Mr F unfortunately knows only too well!! Lol!

PT x"

Couldn’t agree more ...

Mr F

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