FabSwingers.com forum: Could you pick your penis/ vagina out of a line up ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be the fat, hairy one, gnarly one.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Probably.I have a scar on one of my outer labia (from when i had untreated diabetes and got an abcess).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to think so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "

*wooly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah deffo. I’ve one curtain slightly bigger than the other one and quite a prominent clit bean

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

Yes definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I shave I have a patch of lighter skin on the left outer labia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, easily. I know all my folds n flaps very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i can even pick out pussys jv played a tune on too and have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Easy, I'd recognise the "suus" tattooed on mine

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.

I need a better hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can spot _hillout jr easily by it's awesome attractiveness

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

Grammar nazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

Grammar nazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I could

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

Ffs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 29/01/19 09:04:12]

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

no i couldnt i dont look at it often enough would probably recognize my clit though as its rather large

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I probably could...but not sure if I would ever need to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.

I need a better hobby.

You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I probably could...but not sure if I would ever need to

Who knows what your cock gets up to when you’re asleep.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know actually. Quite possibly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

Not heard that for ages

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yep.

My penis has a tattoo of my penis on it.

Nobody's noticed yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I probably could...but not sure if I would ever need to

Who knows what your cock gets up to when you’re asleep."

I like to wake them up when they’re asleep

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

Not heard that for ages

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hell yes. Mine would be the little one in the corner quivering and poking its head out every now and again for a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.

I need a better hobby.

You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit. "

I’d love that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

Not heard that for ages

Why have I never heard that song before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

Not heard that for ages

Why have I never heard that song before "

You’ll recognise it if you play it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.

I need a better hobby.

You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit.

I’d love that

You could practice on mine, he could wear different disguises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.

I reckon I could spot yours too OP

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously not only can I spot mine but I can recognise people's dick pics on my friend list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely, I have a scar from a botched episiotomy repair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not mine but partners I've played regularly with for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise."

I’d recognise your cleavage from space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely, I have a scar from a botched episiotomy repair. "

Cowboys everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely, I have a scar from a botched episiotomy repair.

Cowboys everywhere."

Nothing is safe, I tell you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could pick put my angry hairy gowler with my eyes half closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, with my eyes closed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise.

I’d recognise your cleavage from space. "

Oh James. You utter charmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise.

I’d recognise your cleavage from space.

Oh James. You utter charmer."

*Cue Bond music and closing credits*

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "

I’d probably have a better chance of picking out yours OP, than my own given how it’s been proudly displayed in the forums.

That’s not a criticism - if it were mine, I’d be lobbying my local MP to have a statue featuring made

Actually, I think I could spot mine, depending on how much “variation” there was in the line-up

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.

I need a better hobby.

You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit.

I’d love that

You could practice on mine, he could wear different disguises. "

He could try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!

*wooly

*woolly

I feel a sing song coming on

Uno dos one two tres quatro

wooly bully

Not heard that for ages

Why have I never heard that song before "

YouTube the version by Vinnie Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely, I have a scar from a botched episiotomy repair. "

I've had two episiotomies and a sew up after a tear. Mine looks like it's been through a mincer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that mentions line up and penis sounds pretty scary to me! Yes, I think I would recognise Huey (but I would disguise him for the lineup) by growing longer hair!

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over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine is tattooed so yes I would recognise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "

That’s a hard one

I think I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's it done wrong to have ended up in a line up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily, my birth mark is very distinctive. Plus I haven't washed for a month so should be able to smell the cheddary chap from 12 feet away!

(Last bit is a fib...it's been 2 months)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little whooly hat this time of year ?! "

Not sure I'd recognise mine in a line up. Unless mine was the only green one of course.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could, I have two beauty spots on the area of skin between my fanny hole and my bum hole. Plus I have a tattoo on the top of my fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be the little one...about the size of an acorn

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I could, I have two beauty spots on the area of skin between my fanny hole and my bum hole. Plus I have a tattoo on the top of my fanny. "

Ah, I made the basic error of thinking the line-up involved people standing up, not on their backs, legs akimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely definitely totally yes

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'd recognise my surgeons work anywhere x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it has a distinguishing feature!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "

I would have used the word ‘choose’ rather than ‘pick’.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "

I am confident that I could pick mine out but if there’s a John Holmes like monster appendage amongst those on offer then I might go for the upgrade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily, it'd be the little one under lock and key

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’"

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it done wrong to have ended up in a line up anyway

And why is it detached?

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By *explor8ionMan
over a year ago

Darlington

Defo circumsised n I’ve got finger prints in I play that much lol lack of will swingers on here

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place"

Maybe when you nodded your head it fell off?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover. "

I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place

Maybe when you nodded your head it fell off?

I've been nodding that little head for years now -sometimes quite vigorously and it's never even given a hint of falling off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.

I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference."

I had this before, a woman asked me if I was going to lick her vagina, I said technically this would be quite difficult and went on to explain why, she said ‘look knobhead get your face in my cunt!’ So I refrain from correcting now.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

No but I could pick my nose.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’"

I drive a Vulva and it can be seen all day outside my house and it's bloody cold when I get in it but it soon warms me up, I always cum in it to meets.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place"

I had to pick the dick out of a line up that fucked me the night before, I said to the officer "it's number eleven" to which he replied "there are only ten suspects eleven is the door knob" I should have gone to specsavers.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover. "

Yes but have you tried cleaning the carpet with a vagina they leave more mess than they get rid off.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'd recognise my surgeons work anywhere x"

Did he sign it.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I could, I have two beauty spots on the area of skin between my fanny hole and my bum hole. Plus I have a tattoo on the top of my fanny. "

Mmmm I'll fight you for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah deffo. I’ve one curtain slightly bigger than the other one and quite a prominent clit bean

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just pull yourself together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes easily ~ although probably wouldn’t be able to see it clearly, currently sporting a “winter coat”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes easily ~ although probably wouldn’t be able to see it clearly, currently sporting a “winter coat”.

She's back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes easily ~ although probably wouldn’t be able to see it clearly, currently sporting a “winter coat”.

She's back!! "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Does anyone remember that's your bum from hi di hi

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.

I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’

Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.

Yes but have you tried cleaning the carpet with a vagina they leave more mess than they get rid off."

Not with my hairy mary-its like a garden broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes easily ~ although probably wouldn’t be able to see it clearly, currently sporting a “winter coat”.

I'm smerkin.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Yes easily ~ although probably wouldn’t be able to see it clearly, currently sporting a “winter coat”.

Is it a beaver fur coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping it's still attached to me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have trouble picking theirs out of their y-fronts before they pee

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