FabSwingers.com forum: What these mean on your profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can't think of any, sorry, but this made me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

discrete professhunal - Heard someone mention it in a club and thinks "Hell yea! That's us"

Not here to fuck the site - I love the thrill of the chase so come and convince me to meet

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

No (whatever) - preference, not racism, sexism, ageism or any other bloody ism

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before..... Years with no verifications and trying again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im alwais foward and honest on my profile if i dont get replys well move to the next one..

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

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I sink your battleship.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Sydney university etc-I am a sheep

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I have a big cock - I am a big cock with nothing else to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine - not dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some do, Some don’t - Female (probably a pain in the arse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me on Kik picture collector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Brilliant more or less first impressions ... made me laugh

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Single men we'll find you if we want you" - once we've given up on finding a single bi fem or a couple after messaging every single one within a 500 mile radius and being turned down we'll realise you're all we can get, so will forgo our swinging snobbery and realise you're actually not that bad....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show."

Clean - has a wash almost every time they take a new photo

Can't/not-paying-to change user name - regrets calling themselves spunkbucket69

Notice to Australian University - seen it on someone else's profile and thought it would be easier to use rather than having to think of actual meaningful text

Udates status to "some real attention seekers on here" - becomes an attention seeker by updating status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick all night-you are going to be so disappointed with any cock action that I have to over compensate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Clean - has a wash almost every time they take a new photo

Can't/not-paying-to change user name - regrets calling themselves spunkbucket69

Notice to Australian University - seen it on someone else's profile and thought it would be easier to use rather than having to think of actual meaningful text

Udates status to "some real attention seekers on here" - becomes an attention seeker by updating status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate - still lives with his mum (he's 46

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really 28 just can't change my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can fuck for hours - I normally wank before a meet then smash into the viagra to compensate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really 28 just can't change my age

58*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really 28 just can't change my age

58*

I didn’t think anyone aged and had birthdays in fab land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer- for a small cock it produces an average amount of cum.

Repeat cummer - I can go again Thursday week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any complaints = never actually stayed around long enough afterwards to hear any.

Up for a quick meet after 5 = told misses I'm going for fuel after work

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

STATUS

Need pussy now-Stupid fker

Who's want's to suck my cock-Stupid fker

I'm bored-Stupid fker

Ah, ya get the picture.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Happy to meet for a social in a public place.... on top of the a391 bridge. (other suggestions may or may not include meeting in a car at the arse end of nowhere or walking in isolated woods etc) And yes, I actually had this bridge suggested for a social meet. True story lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am really 40 (no you're 50 and you have filtered the fuck out of your selfies love).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The ones I do like are the verifications they copied and pasted and put on their profile saying they have now left. Really?????

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Non pushy-will pretend to be nice ,then become a twat when you don't meet to suit me.

Solvent-will upload pics of my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones I do like are the verifications they copied and pasted and put on their profile saying they have now left. Really?????"

Ooh maybe I should try that

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"The ones I do like are the verifications they copied and pasted and put on their profile saying they have now left. Really?????"

Ha ha yeah that they wrote themselves!

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By *upidsbowkissWoman
over a year ago

City Center

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics of female on couples profile only male, and saying, Mrs is shy/can’t cos of job/will send pics in message etc

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Will fill in later - lazy

Just ask - lazy

Don't know what to say here - lazy

Under construction - probably lazy, especially when it's been 'under construction' for a year

No point in writing anything as no-one reads it anyway - possibly true, but probably lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will only meet exceptional males - I'm up my own arse and think I'm better than what I am, yet in real life I could never be so fussy

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sapiophile... head stuck own ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Notice the 100% no glove no love = sensible there instead of "will 100% bareback if given the opertunity"

What do you think wed see on the ops profile if we looked off that list eh?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Safe sex only.... Bareback pics with different people

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I need a woman to show me the ropes.... Hell Yeh, I have some lovely red ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Been here before..... Years with no verifications and trying again"

As well as finally realised that their old profile name

hardsmashingyourcuntbarebacklad

wasn't gaining much success, so trying now with

barebackcuntdriller

Apologies if anyone with those profile names is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol not us, we have never been on JK

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Can't accommodate - still lives with his mum (he's 46

..And his wife has kicked him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of women only on couples profile, but male wants to meet but has no pictures- hmmm!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Share a house with mates -

it's wife and kids (sometimes this is the reality)

Fill this in later:

You'll get a similar level of interest in your needs, should you decide to meet

Told attractive:

By nans and aunties

Average build:

Makes little effort to retain fitness and body aesthetics

Will fuck for hours:

A warning, as you'll get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for anything - slut (male or female).

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Best thread for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no glove no love = hates cold hands or can't stand the sight of bitten fingernails

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Can't travel

Can't accommodate

Fucked!

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fabulous... absolutely massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So true like all them r right hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more interested in personality than looks = as long as you look hot as fuck.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Not racist but.. = we're racist

We're a couple very much in love = we can barely stand to be in the same room as each other.

Not looking to shag our way through the site = we're not slappers like the rest of you filthy bastards.

(on a couples profile) wife not playing at the moment = I don't have a wife.

Able to accomodate at my luxury apartment = I have a bedsit above a chip shop

Really like the curvier girl = I think fat girls are easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no timewasters - usually put on by timewasters

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

I'm a 22 year old woman , size 8, with 34dd boobs looking to meet men 50+ = I'm a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't accommodate - still lives with his mum (he's 46

..And his wife has kicked him out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There needs to be some sort of chemistry = You may need to be inebriated to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like open minded people = I am not so one of us has to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just visiting the area = Can't play locally the wife may find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There needs to be some sort of chemistry = You may need to be inebriated to fuck me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know women run the show on here = I really hate not being in control its the pits.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You must be able to dominate... I’m lazy as fuck and just lie there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a sense of humour = You haven't seen my face pic yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the forums = I looked in the mirror and realised I am wasting my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should also take a pride in your appearance = Well one of us has to.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Please put blah blah blah in the message title to prove you’ve read the profile = controlling and used to getting everything their way. Possible narcissist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People local to me only = I only have an old car and don't like to travel miles to stalk the hell out of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take ages to cum

Can’t get hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just here for the forums = I looked in the mirror and realised I am wasting my time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine- I am a Nigerian Prince at deaths door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sydney university and any other institutions = I’m gullible as fuck

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

New account but was here before with veri's = never been here before in my life.

Well hung, can go for hours and a huge cummer = four inches, three minutes and a dribble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutual pleasure is the aim = Its really about satisfying me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for classy intelligent sexy people = I will take what I can get.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Can lick all night-you are going to be so disappointed with any cock action that I have to over compensate."

sad but probably true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come say hello = Why is everyone ignoring me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'turned up on time' as a veri screams 'disappointing as hell, avoid!' to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't have a type = I will literally fuck anything and I mean anything it doesn't even have to have a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open to offers = drugs, money or alcohol in exchange for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'turned up on time' as a veri screams 'disappointing as hell, avoid!' to me."

Hahaha I always think that too. I wouldn’t even show one if that’s what it said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have permission to play = She hasn't a clue she thinks I go to the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking vvwe guy to fuck wife - my life is hell and she calls me wee dick all the time.

Looking vvwe guy to fuck me while my husband watches - i married the wrong man but i want to punish him for that as i can't take responsibility for it.

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

Will reply to all messages, even if it’s a no = will only reply if you’re super hot and the rest will delete and block

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s funny cos it’s true

Um. My profile doesn’t really have many cliches. I guess ‘absolute nightmare’ doesn’t need translation.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Bull- no respect for women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for a good time - so far I've had a bad time. I've 837 messages still to read, so 837 dicks to look at, 900 winks to reply to and my eyes already flipping started twitching. Please someone just clear out my inbox for me and ride me like a pony!

Just looking - I try to out the lazy guys who think I'm not worth the effort, but I end up repelling the guys who still try to engage me by not putting in any effort, and I lose the guys I have an interest in because they want more than to just look. So I'm just perving, in ninja lurker mode

Looking fun - I'm too lazy to write any sort of description or bio about myself, but I'm happy to try whatever your thing is as long as you can talk me into it first as I'll act shy the whole time we talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Clean and respectful = I don't wipe my nose on my sleeve and smile when asking for a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to meet = I am really I just like to play hard to get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for regular encounters = Once we have fucked I will keep you chained up on my cellar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"genuine couple,social first then hotel fun ". = we're going to scam you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Absolutely love this lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

You mean youre not booked up for at least a month in advance!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

You mean youre not booked up for at least a month in advance!?

"
I will check my diary and come back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just playing devils advocate here.

1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?

2. Could work nights?

3. Can't argue with that

4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)

5. Can't say anything about that

6. Health conscious?

7. Again, privacy and a right to it?

8. Definitely

sorry just being the boring one in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just playing devils advocate here.

1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?

2. Could work nights?

3. Can't argue with that

4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)

5. Can't say anything about that

6. Health conscious?

7. Again, privacy and a right to it?

8. Definitely

sorry just being the boring one in the room

I'm not talking to you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

"
. good one. you've invented a great new word 'fuckery' .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accommodate-married

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Been here before and know how this works = first time on site and I don't have a clue but it sounds like I do...doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just playing devils advocate here.

1. Could mean respectful of others privacy?

2. Could work nights?

3. Can't argue with that

4. Maybe looks come second (to a point)

5. Can't say anything about that

6. Health conscious?

7. Again, privacy and a right to it?

8. Definitely

sorry just being the boring one in the room

I'm not talking to you again

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Verified but choose not to show them = it was a webcam one when I was d*unk one Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for notches on my bedpost = I am struggling to get meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't accommodate = My house is a shit tip.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Verified but choose not to show them = it was a webcam one when I was d*unk one Friday night"

Bugger it, I've been rumbled!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't meet forumites = can pretend I'm highly successful with the rest of the site when I venture into the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curious male" on profile - yet over half a doz 'veris' from males..how *'*#+"** curious are you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no issues with peoples age = I am knocking on a bit and hope people will take pity on an oldie and you not be ageist.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"420 friendly - has possibly appeared on the Jeremy Kyle Show."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a break = just waiting for the antibiotics to clear up the STD I caught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to bore you with a long profile = I totally lack the skills to make my profile interesting.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Loving this post. Actually read every reply lol thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can lick all night-you are going to be so disappointed with any cock action that I have to over compensate.

sad but probably true"

So true

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over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

. good one. you've invented a great new word 'fuckery' . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking a break = just waiting for the antibiotics to clear up the STD I caught."
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

"
Hilarious thread OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking a break = just waiting for the antibiotics to clear up the STD I caught."

That’s a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything goes...I'm so desperate please please please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Repeater...I have a stammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t accommodate - I can’t be bothered to arrange to meet somewhere comfortable

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town

"(Very tongue in cheek)

Discreet- Married

Only meet daytimes-Married

Can lick all night-no imagination

Meets all shapes and sizes- desperate

Never cum from a blow job- still a virgin

No glove no love-sensible

Professional-got a job

Can’t put up face pics- as a face only a mother would love.

I work out-vain

Anyone’s you can think of xx

Straight (Fab gay)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Working on new pics = These 30 pics of my cock will have to do till then

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

""Curious male" on profile - yet over half a doz 'veris' from males..how *'*#+"** curious are you !!!"

This one made me weak!

Not interested in meeting guys 100% straight - looking for TV's tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy - I’m a fat but I have big boobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading through this has really made me laugh! Thanks

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"I'm a 22 year old woman , size 8, with 34dd boobs looking to meet men 50+ = I'm a man. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile says: "I'm looking for a regular fun, it's best if you get to know someone and find out what makes them tick, regular meets mean better sex etc.."

Status says: "Anyone free now? So horny!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven’t came from oral

Haha I now know what I’m labelled as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys I had to bulk delete!

I’ve replied to everyone I want to fuck, the rest of you I can’t be arsed with!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Can't accommodate - still lives with his mum (he's 46

I am 37 and still live with mum and dad!!!!!

But then I don’t accommodate and mainly meet in clubs and that fulfils my sexual wants and needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only meeting at clubs -

I’ll chat and invite 50 guys to the club I’m attending... I’ll chat with them and make them all feel special and comfortable prior to the club visit...

After they have paid their entrance fees and membership fee....my job is done... I will ignore them all night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys I had to bulk delete!

I’ve replied to everyone I want to fuck, the rest of you I can’t be arsed with! "
Aka I am so popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake instead of biscuits = Got no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will only meet exceptional males - I'm up my own arse and think I'm better than what I am, yet in real life I could never be so fussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous... absolutely massive

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Why do people say ‘Not looking to meet tonight guys’ like they have a fucking waiting list what fuckery is that

Love it

The carer comes in that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't meet single guys..read verifications mostly single guys...guess they didn't find what they were looking for and had to make do!

Meet post seeking a male explicitly stating this..message them...have blocked all people of your sex. Maybe they found what they were looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/01/19 09:00:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Address given like..

person from the far side of the moon.

Person from out of a rats arse.

Couple from what's it to do with you?

Person from if you can't guess I won't tell you.

All designed to make a man feel like you might just be a pisstaker, at least keep it real even if you don't live there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Curious male" on profile - yet over half a doz 'veris' from males..how *'*#+"** curious are you !!!

This one made me weak!

Not interested in meeting guys 100% straight - looking for TV's tho"

And only show verification from 1 woman. 20 men veris and 5 TVs are hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps someone could point out who my wife is then, because I can only meet daytimes but am most definitely single - just that I have custody of my young son so can only meet whilst he's at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. How are you? We spoke before."

"Did we? Remind me."

"We were meant to meet but we didn't."

"I think you have a wrong person. If I talk about meeting and arrange it, then I meet. Now try to fool someone else"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for pushy people....

Looking to take things slow.....

I’m looking to collect as many pics and videos of you as I can , then have cyber sex and never meet in person....

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