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over a year ago

Show yourselves

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

You rang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just sit here and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping an eye on this thread.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"You rang?

I could even man handle you big bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only women and Mr Blonde so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm mainly manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?"

Are you going to fetch one for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Are you going to fetch one for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Making an appearance as requested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

I could even man handle you big bird."

Oh I doubt that very much

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am not a manly man lol

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Who dares to summon me from my shed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too."

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is a good one fo keep an eye on!

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Why not

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"You rang?

Are you going to fetch one for us

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Funny fucker aren't ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Are you going to fetch one for us

Funny fucker aren't ya.

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

I can vouch for you. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Oh I think you qualify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bookmarking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely worth a look

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Hello there !!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Making an appearance as requested

I need evidence of your manly behaviour

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise."

I fit the first and last requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

Oh now we’re talking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Clearly not manly. Or a man.

Love your avatar though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

Oh now we’re talking

Ok I saw him first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

Oh now we’re talking

Ok I saw him first

I would actually fight for that one

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

FFS OP have you changed your name again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SMP3 needs to saw wood in my garden

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

I get told I am

Mr.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What are you classing as manly op?

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"Show yourselves

What do you class as manly?

Bald head (high testosterone apparently, hairy body (ok, a little larger than it should be haha) and a bit of facial hair all here. Not in the slightest bit camp either.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?"

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Making an appearance as requested

I need evidence of your manly behaviour

I'm sure a proper assessment of my manliness can be arranged

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"Show yourselves

What do you class as manly?

Bald head (high testosterone apparently, hairy body (ok, a little larger than it should be haha) and a bit of facial hair all here. Not in the slightest bit camp either..... "

Oh, and I drink Diet Coke.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr."

Do you moisturise?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! "
Memory of a fucking elephant you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man."

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

Oh now we’re talking

Ok I saw him first

I would actually fight for that one

I'm sure he'd love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

I can vouch for you. You’re in

Oh in that case

count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS OP have you changed your name again?

I'm back to my original name

Where have you been missy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just going to sit quietly in the corner and perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

Run it by us one more time, there was something about essential oils. I don’t know how essential these oils are, cause I haven’t got any of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

I'm sure you wouldn't leave a poor pussy in distress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clearly not manly. Or a man.

Love your avatar though. "

Thanks gorgeous

I'm in a fuck it kind of mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

Run it by us one more time, there was something about essential oils. I don’t know how essential these oils are, cause I haven’t got any of them! "

You are the epitome of manliness Tame.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Bookmarking this post for later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digging out my hard hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands"

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"What's the minimum amount of manly needed to meet the requirements?

Walk around in freezing weather in a t-shirt.

Rescue kittens from trees.

Shave 3 times a day.

Moisturise.

I fit the first and last requirements

Oh now we’re talking

Ok I saw him first

I would actually fight for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?"

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?"

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too."

You're such a sassy bitch.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

Cripes I miss that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I know exactly what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Firefighter here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread OP!! Off to perv for cavemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbing requires a bit more muscle than snipping hair

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

Run it by us one more time, there was something about essential oils. I don’t know how essential these oils are, cause I haven’t got any of them! "
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mr Blonde, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"FFS OP have you changed your name again?

I'm back to my original name

Where have you been missy?

I'm still here, just not much interests me of late x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well iv been described as an alpha male before lol bit of a viking look about me lol big and burly and hairy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh."

Us women love a bit of filth

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"SMP3 needs to saw wood in my garden

Of course, once I rescue the cat from the tree that I'll then cut down and chop into logs for the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

Run it by us one more time, there was something about essential oils. I don’t know how essential these oils are, cause I haven’t got any of them! I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Mr Blonde, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. "

Hahaha American Psycho !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

You found it and copy and pasted it, good man, I’m off to get a herb mint facial!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You rang?

Er, you’ve told us all your beauty regime! Memory of a fucking elephant you.

Bore off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

Trying to find somebody who can sut the fuck up and last some fucking distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch."

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

Me too!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I had that this morning

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

"
You're a brickys bitch.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I had that this morning

Jealous x

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're making that shit up

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I had that this morning

I've not had that for a few days. Cobwebbing over slowly.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I had that this morning

Jealous x"

Well I could throw you to the bed and do you with my strapon if you like

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By *oungnCheekyCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Mr is a very manly man

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

I’m guessing you work in HR or the marketing dept.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

I had that this morning

Jealous x

Well I could throw you to the bed and do you with my strapon if you like

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

I’m guessing you work in HR or the marketing dept. "
I used to a be a site engineer, bossing steelfixers, joiners and the likes of yourself about giving you centrelines etc. Change of career though now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you classing as manly op?

I need a bit of Grrrrrr

You know, a throw down and a shut the fuck up

That I can definitely do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

I’m guessing you work in HR or the marketing dept. I used to a be a site engineer, bossing steelfixers, joiners and the likes of yourself about giving you centrelines etc. Change of career though now."

Fitting handbrakes to hot air balloons ?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

Fitting handbrakes to hot air balloons ? "
A nice cushy job where I get to watch sport all day now.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Checking this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh."

Then you are truly manly

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Watching with interest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

Fitting handbrakes to hot air balloons ? A nice cushy job where I get to watch sport all day now."

Betting shop cashier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

Until you are expected to do it every evening and his hands are caked in gloss paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're a brickys bitch.

Fitting handbrakes to hot air balloons ? A nice cushy job where I get to watch sport all day now.

Betting shop cashier?"
Customer service manager actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi manly man here X,play rugby,martial arts and rugged outdoor pursuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well iam a plumber so i work with my hands

Hairdressers work with their hands too.

You're such a sassy bitch.

You wouldn’t believe I’m a bricklayer would you?!

You're making that shit up

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nerdy but like outdoorsy stuff and beer. Do I count?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I've arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Mr. F!! Definitely a manly man!! Happy to share!!

PT x

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Might as well throw my head in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

Until you are expected to do it every evening and his hands are caked in gloss paint.

I don't mind I'll remove!? the paint and moisturise his dry rough hands

( I feel a bit funny )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol "

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ?

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

I'd love for you to wash me down. For me though it's many women's fantasy that a few of us filthy men shower together before we go home

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? "
Yeah a true manly man can show his emotions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want "

Can you send me a pair of your worn boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

I'd love for you to wash me down. For me though it's many women's fantasy that a few of us filthy men shower together before we go home

You do that though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

Until you are expected to do it every evening and his hands are caked in gloss paint.

I don't mind I'll remove!? the paint and moisturise his dry rough hands

( I feel a bit funny )

It gets old after a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a menly man. Close enough right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? "

I shampoo and condition and oil my beard so its nice and soft does that count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? Yeah a true manly man can show his emotions."

I’m not scared to listen to opera on site and cry at the crescendo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want

Can you send me a pair of your worn boxers

Will you send them back afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want

Can you send me a pair of your worn boxers

Will you send them back afterwards? "

I'll wear them for a week first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want

Can you send me a pair of your worn boxers

Will you send them back afterwards?

I'll wear them for a week first."

I’ll pop a pair of little white ones in the post

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By *aul621Man
over a year ago

manchester

Athletic tradesman here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use soap to shave...does that make me manly?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? Yeah a true manly man can show his emotions.

I’m not scared to listen to opera on site and cry at the crescendo. "
I cried at the end of Schlinders list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? Yeah a true manly man can show his emotions.

I’m not scared to listen to opera on site and cry at the crescendo. I cried at the end of Schlinders list.

I cried during the original transformers movie. To be fair I was a child and Optimus had just been killed

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So i work in an engineer company, im an ex doorman(bouncer) i play rugby iv got a big beard and a mohican and tattoos and piercing dont think u can get much more manly than that lol

Have you got a sensitive caring side though ? Yeah a true manly man can show his emotions.

I’m not scared to listen to opera on site and cry at the crescendo. I cried at the end of Schlinders list.

I cried during the original transformers movie. To be fair I was a child and Optimus had just been killed "
Will let you off then.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Well hello OP ...here I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with "Grrrr" factor

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may think I qualify but others may disagree.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though "
Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though "

I can hardly type cause I’m so emotional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though "

Does anyone remember the Kleenex ad with Tom Hardy crying? Ooft, all man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may think I qualify but others may disagree. "

Of course you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

I can hardly type cause I’m so emotional."

Come and cry on my shoulder Tame

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

Does anyone remember the Kleenex ad with Tom Hardy crying? Ooft, all man

"
With his bulldog, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

I can hardly type cause I’m so emotional."

You need to grab a fluffy kitten to wipe your eyes on

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

"I get told I am

Mr.

Do you moisturise?

I have to, I've got a filthy job so I have to keep myself fresh.

Us women love a bit of filth

Like a man covered in hot oil and grease dripping with sweat?

Nothing better than taking man into the shower or bath after he's had a hard day at work and washing his body and his hair and helping him unwind

I'd love for you to wash me down. For me though it's many women's fantasy that a few of us filthy men shower together before we go home

You do that though, right?"

Yeah that is legit, we have open showers haha.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not manly.

i cant grow a beard(that looks decent)

I dont get overly hairy(apart from my arsehole)

i dont like sports

I wave my hand around sometimes in a gay fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

I can hardly type cause I’m so emotional.

Come and cry on my shoulder Tame "

I’d prefer to cry on your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does killing a spider with your bare hand count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look no further I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay, I was chopping firewood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I love how this post is about manly male and we are talking about crying. The women are drying up like the Sahara.

Only real manly men don’t feel embarrassed about crying though

I can hardly type cause I’m so emotional.

Come and cry on my shoulder Tame

I’d prefer to cry on your tits. "

That’s ok they’re so perfectly in place they’re almost level with my shoulders anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does killing a spider with your bare hand count "

A manly man would catch it and put it outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does killing a spider with your bare hand count

A manly man would catch it and put it outside."

Exactly

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By *ust for BeckyMan
over a year ago

Godalming

Evening..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt have time it just came out off knowwere and was an instant reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you womanly enough to handle my manly manners op though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does killing a spider with your bare hand count

A manly man would catch it and put it outside."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you womanly enough to handle my manly manners op though ? "

That’s a no big fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent half a day sorting out my man cave and I keep a spider in the kitchen covering the door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say B will be along in a minute to raise his hand but he's busy painting my toenails.

Once my nails are dry he'll be busy passing me some screws while I put a new shelf up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say B will be along in a minute to raise his hand but he's busy painting my toenails.

Once my nails are dry he'll be busy passing me some screws while I put a new shelf up.

Now that’s a real man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you womanly enough to handle my manly manners op though ?

That’s a no big fella.

"
. Someone has been bullshitting you ! I am not that big

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By *l6789Man
over a year ago

croydon

I have a cat that deals with the spiders

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I have a cat that deals with the spiders "

Thank god for that . I thought it was only me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say B will be along in a minute to raise his hand but he's busy painting my toenails.

Once my nails are dry he'll be busy passing me some screws while I put a new shelf up.

Now that’s a real man."

I was jesting, but he'd do those things if I asked, coz yep, he's a really real man.

Well, he may suggest he put a shelf up, the fact he could reach and I would struggle would make it the sensible option. He'd totally teach me how to do things if I wanted to learn.

He's a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say B will be along in a minute to raise his hand but he's busy painting my toenails.

Once my nails are dry he'll be busy passing me some screws while I put a new shelf up.

Now that’s a real man.

I was jesting, but he'd do those things if I asked, coz yep, he's a really real man.

Well, he may suggest he put a shelf up, the fact he could reach and I would struggle would make it the sensible option. He'd totally teach me how to do things if I wanted to learn.

He's a gentleman.

Don't brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say B will be along in a minute to raise his hand but he's busy painting my toenails.

Once my nails are dry he'll be busy passing me some screws while I put a new shelf up.

Now that’s a real man.

I was jesting, but he'd do those things if I asked, coz yep, he's a really real man.

Well, he may suggest he put a shelf up, the fact he could reach and I would struggle would make it the sensible option. He'd totally teach me how to do things if I wanted to learn.

He's a gentleman.

Don't brag

Sorry, he talks in his sleep and could blow a rhino over with his farts if that takes the edge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with "Grrrr" factor

Yes please"

Evenin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll just sit here and watch

I think I will join you.

I’ll just make my way out of the door.

Manly men moisturiser too.

What about bubble baths and exfoliating?

Yes!

No one wants a smelly, dry-skinned manly man.

No one can say I smell or have dry skin.

I will need to check that out personally

you can smell me when ever you want

Can you send me a pair of your worn boxers

Will you send them back afterwards?

I'll wear them for a week first.

I’ll pop a pair of little white ones in the post "

Not too little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A manly man goes to Morrisons to get his partners sanitary towels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay, I'm here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look no further...

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