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"Can't think of anything at all" Why do you have a spare cucumber? | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber?" She bought 2 | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber?" I bought one too many. | |||
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"Why not broccoli? " I have broccoli. I have too much cucumber and I don't want to throw it away. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches " I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. | |||
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"Take it back to the shop you thief !" Hand on my heart, I paid for it. | |||
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"Shove it up your ass Haha yeah deep in your ass " It's a big cucumber | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many." That makes sense. | |||
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"Scare a cat?" I don't have a cat and next door's one hasn't been around for a while. Can dogs eat cucumber? | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many." Take it back. | |||
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"Shove it up your ass Haha yeah deep in your ass It's a big cucumber " I'm sure you can take it! | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. That makes sense." It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of. | |||
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"Shove it up your ass Haha yeah deep in your ass It's a big cucumber I'm sure you can take it! " It would be a waste of food though. Unless it cured by hemarrhoids. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. That makes sense. It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of. " Bake it. | |||
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"Scare a cat? That's a Cucumberlaughface." Well, now we know | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. That makes sense. It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of. Bake it." Hot cucumber? | |||
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"Shove it up your ass Haha yeah deep in your ass It's a big cucumber I'm sure you can take it! It would be a waste of food though. Unless it cured by hemarrhoids. " Mmmmmmm okey dokey | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. That makes sense. It's one of those things that you shouldn't have extra of. Bake it. Hot cucumber? " Yeah, I like the sound of baked cucumber. Good name for a band, Baked Cucumber. | |||
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"Use it as a prop for profile pics ( which doesn't include penetration) Fingers grasping suggestively/ resting between cleavage etc." There's a thought. Except I'm lazy and can't be arsed to take pics. | |||
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins " I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either. | |||
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either." They are much nicer than what you buy in a jar lol Just chuck it some water and pretend your being fancy then lol Or gin but I'm not a fan myself of cucumber in gin | |||
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"Boil it in viniger water with sugar and you've got your own home made gerkhins I have a jar of those already. I don't think I have enough vinegar either. They are much nicer than what you buy in a jar lol Just chuck it some water and pretend your being fancy then lol Or gin but I'm not a fan myself of cucumber in gin " I don't have any gin I could maybe make a salsa, but I'm sick of cucumber already today. | |||
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"Pop it somewhere safe for now until you can decide what to do with it xx " It's in the veg box in the fridge. No one but me goes in there. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. " Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting”" It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? | |||
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening " No one would bat an eyelid where I live. | |||
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening No one would bat an eyelid where I live." have people over for cucumber sandwich’s anf cocktails involving cucumber | |||
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"Run around the streets waving it around shouting I’m going to get you. Should keep people away from your vicinity for a while giving you a quite restful evening No one would bat an eyelid where I live. have people over for cucumber sandwich’s anf cocktails involving cucumber " I don't have any friends. | |||
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"Chop it in half lube both bits up ,get naked and enjoy !! " Lengthways? | |||
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"Any thoughts yourself Kaitlyn?" If I had my own thoughts I wouldn't be asking on here. Would you like a free cucumber? | |||
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"Scare a cat?" Don’t suggest scaring cats, what have cats done wrong? | |||
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"Hell no ! Mabe keep it whole and pop from one to the other if it's not a very long cucumber x" If the cucumber is getting old it will be bendy so could fit in both her holes at the same time. | |||
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"Shove it up your ass " Don't beat about the bush man, say what you mean...... | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost?" yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. | |||
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"Hell no ! Mabe keep it whole and pop from one to the other if it's not a very long cucumber x If the cucumber is getting old it will be bendy so could fit in both her holes at the same time. " Oooh u minx | |||
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"Hell no ! Mabe keep it whole and pop from one to the other if it's not a very long cucumber x If the cucumber is getting old it will be bendy so could fit in both her holes at the same time. " It's rigid. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. " I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina " It’s only squishy when u finish | |||
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself" The art of illusion | |||
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"Get a tomato and have a game vegetable rounders." I have a tomato | |||
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself The art of illusion " With a pained expression on my face | |||
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself The art of illusion With a pained expression on my face " Cactus would be more appropriate | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina " Have a posh cucumber wank then. Like the boys do | |||
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"Cut the end off and use that in a photo as if you have used the whole length pleasuring yourself The art of illusion With a pained expression on my face Cactus would be more appropriate " I can't keep a cactus alive. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina Have a posh cucumber wank then. Like the boys do" Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex. | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina Have a posh cucumber wank then. Like the boys do Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex." Bin the thing it seems to have a problem for every answer | |||
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"Shove it up your ass Haha yeah deep in your ass It's a big cucumber " Baby oil it good | |||
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"Can't think of anything at all Why do you have a spare cucumber? I bought one too many. Eye thingys ?? You know to cool the eye Make a face mask ?? I’m useless - or cucumber sandwiches I've eaten some today already. I thought about a face mask buy I'll probably need something else I don't have in the house. I don't suppose you can freeze cucumber. Iv frozen cucumber stops it from “melting” It doesn't go squishy when it defrost? yes, still.. just buys u a bit of time , wouldnt particularly recommend it as a must, but has been on the “menu” on a few occasional nights of experimental fun. I don't think I want a squishy cucumber in my vagina Have a posh cucumber wank then. Like the boys do Its a vwe cucumber. I only have medium condoms. It won't be safe sex. Bin the thing it seems to have a problem for every answer " I hate wasting food. I suppose I could take it to bed with me later. Look out for a new profile pic. Might even change my name to cucumber lover. | |||
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"Save up your left over cucumbers and make a miniature log cabin for the garden" Have you bought a cucumber ever? | |||
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"Pickle it I only have red wine vinegar." It would work | |||
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"Pickle it I only have red wine vinegar. It would work " Do I just chop it up in small pieces and put it in the vinegar?I've never pickled before | |||
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"Can I freeze it then use it as a sword to fight off all the knobs? " They might want it up their arse | |||
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"Save up your left over cucumbers and make a miniature log cabin for the garden Have you bought a cucumber ever?" my ex bought loads ..and they usually got thrown out .. I'm sure elves made log cabins out of them | |||
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"Save up your left over cucumbers and make a miniature log cabin for the garden Have you bought a cucumber ever?my ex bought loads ..and they usually got thrown out .. I'm sure elves made log cabins out of them" Did they pickle them first? | |||
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"See how far you can throw it Czn you get it over the neighbours roof without landing on the house??? " I doubt that. I don't think I could get it to the end of my garden-I'm very weak | |||
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"Chop ot up, sprinkle salt on it and then leave for 20 mins then add to malaysian pineapple pork dish" Great. I just need some Malaysian pineapple pork | |||
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"Stick in on eBay. Someone would probably buy it " Claim it has been used... | |||
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