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"Poached eggs toast please nipples attached  "Very healthy! One nip or two?  | |||
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet "Kinky- is that for lube?  | |||
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"I'll have some toast with sliced cherry tomatoes & grilled cheese with a hint of chilli powder sprinkled on top please! " Now that sounds very nice, coming right up | |||
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet "
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet
Kinky- is that for lube? "It would take a truly perverted mind to think that | |||
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want. What can I get you? "you promised me a bacon butty about four weeks ago FYI x | |||
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"Just had mine bacon and mushroom sandwiches with a nice coffee for afterwards " Excellent, you can be my washer upper  | |||
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want. What can I get you? "Oysters and champagne please  | |||
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"Eggs Benedict and a glass of chardonnay for me please" Why of course m'lady | |||
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"A roast dinner please OP.x "No worries, microwaved roast dinner coming up | |||
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"Could I have a nice goats cheese salad "Not sure if I make a nice one, but will give it a go  | |||
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want. What can I get you? you promised me a bacon butty about four weeks ago FYI x"Like to keep you waiting | |||
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"elephants foot on toast.. unless you have run out of bread.. xx" Just the one? | |||
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet
When's the baby due? "Imminently I forgot to ask for a charcoal jus to go with my order | |||
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"Could I have a nice goats cheese salad
Not sure if I make a nice one, but will give it a go "I bet you can make an insatiable one !!  | |||
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want. What can I get you?
Oysters and champagne please "I may join you for afters | |||
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"Just had mine bacon and mushroom sandwiches with a nice coffee for afterwards Excellent, you can be my washer upper "No you cooked it, so sit down for rest of it. While I clean it, then I will join you. | |||
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"I'd kill for a bacon and egg sandwich on cut your own farmhouse white....Pretty please "Of course, red or brown sauce? | |||
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"A buttered Curly Wurly for me, please. Just one though, I'm on a diet
When's the baby due?
Imminently I forgot to ask for a charcoal jus to go with my order" will scrape some out of the bottom of the oven, have my cleaned it in years | |||
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"Could I have a nice goats cheese salad
Not sure if I make a nice one, but will give it a go
I bet you can make an insatiable one !! "I try | |||
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"Just had mine bacon and mushroom sandwiches with a nice coffee for afterwards Excellent, you can be my washer upper
No you cooked it, so sit down for rest of it.
While I clean it, then I will join you."Now there's an offer I can't refuse! | |||
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"Penis? P Foot long? "To be honest, when at full mast my foot and a certain chaps penis are about the same length. There ya have it, B has a size 3 dong. P | |||
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"Eggs Benedict and a glass of chardonnay for me please Why of course m'lady "Oh... and I always leave a generous gratuity for the waitress ££ | |||
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"May i have a big bowl of vegetable soup and couple of boiled spuds. Oh and some melba toast please? I'll mash my spuds a pop them into the soup. Thickens it up and creates a heart winter warmer. Some pepper and i'm good to go. Thank you "Sounds like you know what your doing, I will make some room and you can make me a bowl | |||
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"Thanks to this thread my "I haven't had a Sunday roast for fucking ages and I want" has kicked in. P" Tantrums in that corner please | |||
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"A huge selection of tapas and bread would be absolutely divine right now "For you Mac Lass anything | |||
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"May i have a big bowl of vegetable soup and couple of boiled spuds. Oh and some melba toast please? I'll mash my spuds a pop them into the soup. Thickens it up and creates a heart winter warmer. Some pepper and i'm good to go. Thank you
Sounds like you know what your doing, I will make some room and you can make me a bowl "Mmmmm this establishment was not advertised as bring your own food! | |||
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"Penis? P Foot long?
To be honest, when at full mast my foot and a certain chaps penis are about the same length. There ya have it, B has a size 3 dong.
P"Theres a thought!  | |||
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"Eggs Benedict and a glass of chardonnay for me please Why of course m'lady
Oh... and I always leave a generous gratuity for the waitress ££"Woohooo! | |||
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"Dinner tonight so something light please. Smoked salmon, salad and a couple of slices of bread.. please.. " Mot a problem at all, won't be long | |||
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"Dinner tonight so something light please. Smoked salmon, salad and a couple of slices of bread.. please.. Mot a problem at all, won't be long "Oh thanks.. starving!  | |||
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"A huge selection of tapas and bread would be absolutely divine right now
For you Mac Lass anything "Oh thanks. Also someone mentioned it was National Chocolate Cake Day. Probably another made up festival day but I’m prepared to risk it for Death by Chocolate. | |||
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"Kitchen is open, I have everything you could possibly want. What can I get you? you promised me a bacon butty about four weeks ago FYI x
Like to keep you waiting " | |||
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