FabSwingers.com forum: How do you wank?

By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

Men tend to wank, jack off, or (god forbid), ch*ke the chicken, among other things.

Women "have a play" or "get out their toys."

I once informed a full chat room that I Achieve Nirvana (no, I'm not really that new age-y).

Why the disparity? and what are your go to words for Me Time?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

I heard an American say Jack off once. Funny how some terms make you wanna poke someone in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang one out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

'choke the chicken' that just sounds so unattractive.

I always go for a play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self love

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I say going to have a play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alone time

Burp the worm

Five knuckle shuffle or if it's cold Three knuckle shuffle

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wank. Women wank too.

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

Burp the worm! Made me giggle!

As for the Americanisms--we go with the motto of: if it can be said more eloquently, we don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deserve some self gratification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throttle my little friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to go for a lady wank

If fuzz is having a wank I like to know if it's a viscious wank, a teary wank or a eyes in the back of the head wank

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tug my todger

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I say a wank or because my wank always involves my wand I say it's that 'magical time'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say a wank or because my wank always involves my wand I say it's that 'magical time' "

Abracadabraface

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish my rocket lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like using ‘play’ ...cringe

I just say nothing as I’ve no one to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wank

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Forlornly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/01/19 11:59:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard some people say spank the monkey or beat the meat.

Personally... Wank.

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

Crank

When it's a sad wank, hence cry and wank

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Wank. Women wank too. "

Yep, usually I just call it a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play, or rub one out x

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I say a wank or because my wank always involves my wand I say it's that 'magical time'

Abracadabraface"

Not sure what face I pull..... hmmm I am curious now

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Having a rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wank or flicking my bean.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Me time

Going for a lie down

Strum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say a wank or because my wank always involves my wand I say it's that 'magical time'

Abracadabraface

Not sure what face I pull..... hmmm I am curious now "

I'm curious about your abracadabraface too.

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Stroke.. or edge.. (M)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank the monkey. Slap the salami.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slime Time

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Take myself in hand or knock one out ,but it all comes back to wank !

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Wank is good enough. I know some say Bash the Bishop" Tommy Tank. It all has a happy ending .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have staff for that!

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