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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Some do, some don't (or variants on that).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

But it's not *that* annoying. Just a bit of a groan inducer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Discuss. "

This

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’ll just sit here in the corner or

I’ll leave then shall I?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Discuss.

This "

That

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But it's not *that* annoying. Just a bit of a groan inducer."

Should have called the thread ‘Groan Inducer’s’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's not *that* annoying. Just a bit of a groan inducer.

Should have called the thread ‘Groan Inducer’s’"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But it's not *that* annoying. Just a bit of a groan inducer.

Should have called the thread ‘Groan Inducer’s’

This. "

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."

Hate so much when they write that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

If only you were closer *tut*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."

Morning Ness

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By *opblokey2kMan
over a year ago

thetford

The one that invariably gets started by a man on the subject of ‘breeding, yes or no’!

I think they do it just to start an argument.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

‘Your arms are short yet they can embrace the whole world.’

Look I’m just here to drain my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs.

Hate so much when they write that "
Seems to me the ones that talk about it the most do it the least

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

anything that comes out the ops mouth *joking* *partly*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anything that comes out the ops mouth *joking* *partly*"

People who use * incorrectly. *Waves*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"anything that comes out the ops mouth *joking* *partly*

People who use * incorrectly. *Waves*"
kissy kissy

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me "

Did someone mention cake though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to mail but couldn't because of filters.

Take the hint then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me "

42 is such a Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to mail but couldn't because of filters.

Take the hint then! "

No im a hammer in a mirror factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he/she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What he/she said"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anything that comes out the ops mouth *joking* *partly*

People who use * incorrectly. *Waves*kissy kissy"

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine (what?!)

Professional (again, what?!)

Discreet ( )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the end of the day..."

Turn the light out and go bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I won't fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me "

Soz.

But to add another op.

Threads that ask ‘How many’....etc are a groan inducer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs.

Morning Ness "
Morning xxx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

"

Morning op!

I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!

I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

This thread is a great filter

Your profile is your shop window

On those "who's got the best tits/arse/cock" threads when loads of people post "not me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont act like a spoiled baby

Some of my best sex was a pitty fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

Morning op!

I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!

I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too! "

Yes but they need to bodyshame other in order to feel better about themselves

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"This thread is a great filter

Your profile is your shop window

On those "who's got the best tits/arse/cock" threads when loads of people post "not me""

But your profile IS your shop window! And I’ve got the best cock - no contest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is a great filter

Your profile is your shop window

On those "who's got the best tits/arse/cock" threads when loads of people post "not me"

But your profile IS your shop window! And I’ve got the best cock - no contest! "

I deleted my profile other week i was still as shit hot without the propoganda

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

When someone asks "why do people like x" and you get "it's just a preference" as if that's any kind of answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Why don't the genuine men have any luck with any females on here'

Erm.. well I just dried up from that statement alone

'Labels are for clothes '

Oh piss off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having no luck on here! What am I doing wrong?

No pics, or pics stood in front of ironing pile/baby toys/washing up!

The place they live spelt wrong

Their profile name, giant meat wanger etc..

No profile even written

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In relation to verifications...starts by saying

'Well, what can I say....'

Think about it before you start writing, you'd have a better idea of what to write then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

Morning op!

I get naffed off when - on the very rare occasion we have a body type thread that isn’t curvy (as in more buxom curves)/bbw- you can guarantee it’ll get derailed by ‘meat on bones’ type comments and numerous people saying they are (or prefer) larger/Bbw!

I absolutely ‘get’ why some people love buxom ladies with big boobies - but it’s not a crime to like/post about other body types too! "

Exactly this, singing the praises of one type of woman while putting another type down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“With no disrespect”

“Not being racist, but...”

“Not being rude, but...”

You’re about to say something disrespectful/racist/rude but you’re trying to cover yourself by saying this beforehand. Don’t try to sugar coat stuff just say what you mean. If someone gets offended explain it better and they might understand.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes. "
V good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab."

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me

Did someone mention cake though? "

Mmm, I like cake.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"42

Or

Did someone mention cake?

They both annoy me

Did someone mention cake though?

Mmm, I like cake."

And me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"[Unfunny joke removed by poster at 27/01/19 09:54:22]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pedantically challenged

I’ve a list

Cheesy innuendo

You’re attention seeking ( from ones with their bits out )

Discuss

I’d do you

Blah fucking blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well. I might as well not post anything anymore and say my goodbyes in here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. I might as well not post anything anymore and say my goodbyes in here...."

You're just not cool enough for this place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread "

I do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread

I do that! "

I'd noticed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread

I do that!

I'd noticed "

You might be my rant for next Thursday

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread

I do that! "

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I've got no rants' on the Rant Day thread

I do that!

I'd noticed

You might be my rant for next Thursday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am horny do you want to chat ? No I would rather fuck so fuck off and stop wasting my time .And Bi Curious women you either are or your not ffs."

They ask that on the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. I might as well not post anything anymore and say my goodbyes in here....

You're just not cool enough for this place."

Just got nothing left I can say without making anyone groan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes. "
sorry

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes. "

I know .. I mean ... every one really prefers Dave ... which mostly repeats BBC stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not."

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes.

I know .. I mean ... every one really prefers Dave ... which mostly repeats BBC stuff"

Who doesn't enjoy a BBC repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?"

You guffaw in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On BBC threads "I prefer ITV"

On TV threads "Mines a 50" Sony"

On escort threads, cue the car jokes.

I know .. I mean ... every one really prefers Dave ... which mostly repeats BBC stuff

Who doesn't enjoy a BBC repeat."

I do, repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?

You guffaw in real life."

Depends on how many beans I’ve been eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

"

I believe I’ve seen you saying all three

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Rant over

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

We are all the same lying down does get used on me a lot.

Usually by men who would only reach my boobs if they were lying down in the penetration position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums "

Sorry two things

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums

Sorry two things"

People who can't make their mind up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who end nearly every statement with Lol or PMSL ... just to try and soften whatever they are saying .. is that how you talk in real conversations?

You guffaw in real life.

Depends on how many beans I’ve been eating "

That's a fart laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.

"

How do you make the "heart emoji"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.

How do you make the "heart emoji"?"

Do reply + quote to see what I typed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums

Sorry two things

People who can't make their mind up...... "

3 things actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.

How do you make the "heart emoji"?

Do reply + quote to see what I typed.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who moan all the time, because they've been here so long they think theyre part of the furniture and forget what it's like to be new to the Forum and Fab.

What, some people are too cool for the forums? Surely not.

Nobody is too cool for the Forum and the Forum belongs to everyone or nobody. Regardless of how long you've been here.

How do you make the "heart emoji"?

Do reply + quote to see what I typed.

"

Now that's how experienced forum members should conduct themselves, I'm my humble opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruin it for the good guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ruin it for the good guys "

Yeah, that is so lame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight men whose veris are all from men yet they adamantly state how straight they are on the profile.

Female profiles who adamantly state they don't meet married men but their veris are mostly from married men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky"

It means I want to fuck you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you "

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji "

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one "

They could do with a little update couldn’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one

They could do with a little update couldn’t they? "

I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you anything?

No, Fuck Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one

They could do with a little update couldn’t they?

I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry "

I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I ask you anything?

No, Fuck Off. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one

They could do with a little update couldn’t they?

I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry

I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes "

It's a jealous grin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question ?

You just did, next!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I really don't like the emoji, that's pretty wanky

It means I want to fuck you

Flirting would be none existent for me without that emoji

sorry! I'm a big fan of emojis usually, I wish the full range was on here. I really don't know why I've taken such a specific dislike to that one

They could do with a little update couldn’t they?

I once had a dream the Fab turned them all pink and everyone was angry

I also don't get why the smiliest one is green? That's just a minor annoyance though, I save my proper angst for little miss fluttery eyes "

And what is this one? no idea

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"There is only one thing and one thing only that annoys me in the forums

Sorry two things

People who can't make their mind up......

3 things actually "

Here, borrow this......

*hands Dash a calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's a jealous grin. "

Is it? Oops, I use it all the time as a substitute for the laughing crying emoji. Think that makes me wanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's a jealous grin.

Is it? Oops, I use it all the time as a substitute for the laughing crying emoji. Think that makes me wanky "

I saw some explanation thing somewhere that said that's what it is.

Green is for envy I suppose, but there is no laughing hard emoji on here.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The ones who ask for ‘profile advice’....

Really annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"List generally annoying shit people come out with on the forums.

Some examples;

We are all the same lying down.

I’ll get the popcorn.

I’m straight but like sucking cock.

I have a 9’ dick. (Clearly no bigger than 5.5)

"

Your last one is because the measure they ducks the wrong way. I have seen guys measure they dicks from the "back" side the cock the bit guys can't see if they looking down at they cocks.

I wish guys would realise the size isn't Important. To me it more important you can pleasure me

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever

"Its a shame ' !

No it's not a frigging shame for me . I said no thank you .

We don't share the same interests .

Why is a fucking shame??

Sorry got carried away there. I don't usually swear but this response pees me off

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's his/her loss" Usually it really isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of women's profiles piss me off,a lot tell you what they don't want instead of what they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones who ask for ‘profile advice’....

Really annoying! "

So you're not going to help me with my profile then...lucky I read this forum topic or I'd have been waiting for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get out what you put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get out what you put in.

"

Ooh missus

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

“Deleted it by accident, whoops, fab it please”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"“Deleted it by accident, whoops, fab it please” "

Subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab clique.

Russian Roulette.

And a variation on the usual whiny bloke post:

ruins things for US good / genuine guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a man. I last for hrs. Yer right o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab my pics "

fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab my pics

fabbed "

Ha. I meant that’s the most annoying wankiest bollocky thing I see. Who gives a fook. People are obsessed with pics being fabbed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab my pics

fabbed

Ha. I meant that’s the most annoying wankiest bollocky thing I see. Who gives a fook. People are obsessed with pics being fabbed!"

I know

It is the wankiest bollocky response. You'll know if I've fabbed you, a waste of typing to declare it on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab my pics "

Okay, but Fab mine back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab my pics

Okay, but Fab mine back. "

Fabbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% genuine genuine.

As apposed to a knock off version

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Fab my pics

fabbed

Ha. I meant that’s the most annoying wankiest bollocky thing I see. Who gives a fook. People are obsessed with pics being fabbed!"

*Unfabs Nora's pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mess this one around/treat this one well, both on verifications. Like your gonna mess someone you want to meet around, so they don't meet you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab my pics

Okay, but Fab mine back.

Fabbed."

Thank you, I’m all about the Fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab my pics

Okay, but Fab mine back.

Fabbed.

Thank you, I’m all about the Fabs."

Fanned your dick pics too.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I love fabbing pics ... I might just do a few whilst I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do fab some but only if they’re really good. I meant more when I see all the updates saying please fab my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"100% genuine genuine.

As apposed to a knock off version"

Or 90 percent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love fabbing pics ... I might just do a few whilst I’m here "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do fab some but only if they’re really good. I meant more when I see all the updates saying please fab my pics. "

She’s begging for Fabs again!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Fanned your dick pics too."

What did you use to fan them with ?

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