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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So after out latest visit to a hotel, and after the bottle of fizz had finished, we opened the mini bar. (On a side note, why have bottled beer in the fridge that needs a bottle cap opener without keeping a bottle opener in the room also?) anyway, back to my point. As I’m a caveman I’m very capable of opening a bottle creatively. First one opened with a lovely refreshing ‘pshhh’ sound....the second? Nothing..... Some sod before us had filled it with good old H2O, capped it, and placed it back in the fridge! crafty f’kers.

What’s the cheekiest thing you’ve seen you can remember seeing someone do to get away with paying for something?

*the hotel didn’t charge us when we checked out and explained. Good hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a guy in Tesco using the self service and claiming all of his veg was onions as he weighed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a long post. Glad you didn't erase it for a one liner one X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quite a long post. Glad you didn't erase it for a one liner one X "

Thanks for replying and confirming your in my clique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a guy in Tesco using the self service and claiming all of his veg was onions as he weighed it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a long post. Glad you didn't erase it for a one liner one X

Thanks for replying and confirming your in my clique. "

Always been there for you dude except when I'll be away for someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a long post. Glad you didn't erase it for a one liner one X

Thanks for replying and confirming your in my clique.

Always been there for you dude except when I'll be away for someone else "

Does that even make sense ?!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've never been to an hotel with a fridge in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a guy in Tesco using the self service and claiming all of his veg was onions as he weighed it. "

The self service in our tesco dont complain when you lift things out after clicking finish and pay.

I had loaded up my back pack and was about to walk out before i realised i hadnt paid lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ? "

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it? "

Technically no its tax evasion :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it? "

Don't be so fucking petty mun! Stealing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it?

Don't be so fucking petty mun! Stealing! "

Haha. It is though. The fact is, they are chargeable...you took it without paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ? "
I do,that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it?

Technically no its tax evasion :p"

Hahaha. Didn’t Al Capone have some trouble with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it?

Don't be so fucking petty mun! Stealing!

Haha. It is though. The fact is, they are chargeable...you took it without paying. "

I never pay for carrier bags. I call self service tills 'the scankers!'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine (genuinely not me) took his son, who was about 6, to IKEA when buying loads of furniture.lets his lad do the scanning at the self service bit that way when things are accidentally not scanned "sorry mate, my boy was playing with the scanner and must've missed that one"

Recruiting kids into crime an early age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trick with self service tills is keep the most expensive item until last pretend to scan it and press finish before you place it on the scales. It wont register on scales but it'll look like it's scanned as it's on the scales. A friend told me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying "

Done this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

Absolutely. It’s stealing isn’t it?

Don't be so fucking petty mun! Stealing!

Haha. It is though. The fact is, they are chargeable...you took it without paying.

I never pay for carrier bags. I call self service tills 'the scankers!'. "
Good I have a bad girl rep to keep up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying "

Ooo I didn't realize about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying

Ooo I didn't realize about this "

I should have titled this thread as - Money saving tips and tricks.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pick up a brand new carrier bag and scrunch it in your hand so it is crumpled and staff will think it's an old one you have already paid for.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying

Ooo I didn't realize about this

I should have titled this thread as - Money saving tips and tricks. "

Or the reason why prices in shops are constantly increasing

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying

Ooo I didn't realize about this

I should have titled this thread as - Money saving tips and tricks. "

I'm not going to Tesco until this thread is closed.

I reckon I can halve my weekly shop bill......

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ? "

I do this. Then feel guilty till i get past security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does pretending to pay for a carrier bag count ?

I do this. Then feel guilty till i get past security"
Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those bag for life have two bar codes. If one wears out your entitled to a free one . The free barcode is on the bottom,not on the side ...if you were of the type, you could scan the free bar code when you’d forgotten a bag...just saying

Ooo I didn't realize about this

I should have titled this thread as - Money saving tips and tricks.

I'm not going to Tesco until this thread is closed.

I reckon I can halve my weekly shop bill......"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the field where I walk my dog there is a standpipe that belongs to the Parish Council. I regularly see people filling up huge containers and driving off. I know everyone is entitled to water, but I have to pay for mine. It pees me off and I've reported it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after out latest visit to a hotel, and after the bottle of fizz had finished, we opened the mini bar. (On a side note, why have bottled beer in the fridge that needs a bottle cap opener without keeping a bottle opener in the room also?) anyway, back to my point. As I’m a caveman I’m very capable of opening a bottle creatively. First one opened with a lovely refreshing ‘pshhh’ sound....the second? Nothing..... Some sod before us had filled it with good old H2O, capped it, and placed it back in the fridge! crafty f’kers.

What’s the cheekiest thing you’ve seen you can remember seeing someone do to get away with paying for something?

*the hotel didn’t charge us when we checked out and explained. Good hotel "

I work in a hotel and this is very common trick, tho with the mini bar in our rooms as soon as the item moves of the pressure pad it’s charged to the account straight away so filling it up with water and putting it is a waste of time and you only realise you get charged when you check the bank account lol

On the bottle opener thing that’s also a thing we do, we don’t have a bottle opener in rooms for the simple reason why give it for free when you can sell them at reception for £2.99

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the field where I walk my dog there is a standpipe that belongs to the Parish Council. I regularly see people filling up huge containers and driving off. I know everyone is entitled to water, but I have to pay for mine. It pees me off and I've reported it. "

I’ve been known to grab a few buckets of grit from the yellow box at the end of my street to use in my path. . I pay my council tax you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the m6 toll daily on my £2 a trip motorbike according to the automated toll booths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a panic once after wheeling my trolley out of Morrisons and noticing a sachet of hot chocolate edged by the child seat.

I looked around, to make sure the security guard hasn't followed me out, and quickly shoved it into my shopping bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been for a long ass time now so no idea if it still happens, but in pizza hut when they used to bring those little mints over to your table.

I would carefully unwrap them, then roll one up in to a ball, place it in to the other wrapper and carefully seal it up as best I could. Then leave it hidden but slightly showing beyond the menu.

I took great pleasure in thinking of the excitement followed by disappointment when it was opened.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I had a panic once after wheeling my trolley out of Morrisons and noticing a sachet of hot chocolate edged by the child seat.

I looked around, to make sure the security guard hasn't followed me out, and quickly shoved it into my shopping bag."

I once saw a lady come back into Sainsbury's with half a cucumber she had forgotten to pay for. Very honest of her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a panic once after wheeling my trolley out of Morrisons and noticing a sachet of hot chocolate edged by the child seat.

I looked around, to make sure the security guard hasn't followed me out, and quickly shoved it into my shopping bag.

I once saw a lady come back into Sainsbury's with half a cucumber she had forgotten to pay for. Very honest of her. "

It was a full one when she’d first left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the field where I walk my dog there is a standpipe that belongs to the Parish Council. I regularly see people filling up huge containers and driving off. I know everyone is entitled to water, but I have to pay for mine. It pees me off and I've reported it. "

Water free here

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