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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?"
id be astounded as i dont wear lace ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?id be astounded as i dont wear lace ups"

Ive seen you in lace up boots xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult! "

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?id be astounded as i dont wear lace ups

Ive seen you in lace up boots xx "
i dont possess any fricking lace up boots ya numpty!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

What an odd question! Suggest therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?id be astounded as i dont wear lace ups

Ive seen you in lace up boots xx i dont possess any fricking lace up boots ya numpty! "

Oops must be some bugger else then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

"
best ask her.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?id be astounded as i dont wear lace ups

Ive seen you in lace up boots xx i dont possess any fricking lace up boots ya numpty!

Oops must be some bugger else then lol xx "
lmfao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

"

i would find it very wierd of someone just bent over and tied my laces, i would take a wide birth of that person after

seriously mate, forget the laces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

best ask her. "

She's hard work. I smile at her and she refuses to smile but then she smiles a big smile and I can't help mself: i smile back. It's frustrating as hell.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Therapy definately possibly before there are charges drawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aha she is training you subliminally. You could be in for a bumpy ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does God and all the little pixies talk to you about women?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You wouldn't have got your hand to the first lace before I asked "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

A more reserved person would say nothing, but walk away thinking "weird"

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

best ask her.

She's hard work. I smile at her and she refuses to smile but then she smiles a big smile and I can't help mself: i smile back. It's frustrating as hell."

ask her out on a date if thats what you want

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

"

That u were a sub who wanted the taste of her strap on

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

It would depend if you tied them normally or if you tied them together so I tripped up and fell on my fucking face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wouldn't have got your hand to the first lace before I asked "what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

A more reserved person would say nothing, but walk away thinking "weird" "
took the words right outa my mouth lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you post something a while ago about the same lady I seem to remember something about the kennels , if it wasn't you then sorry must just be me going mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you post something a while ago about the same lady I seem to remember something about the kennels , if it wasn't you then sorry must just be me going mad. "

Mad as in barking mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like a head fuck there to me .... i dont get the doing the laces thing ...could be she looked at it as she not good at doing them so you made her look stupid , or you ere being a gent and looking out for her , or none of them who knows ask her and see .

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

"

If I were a woman? I'd assume you wanted me to piss on your face before whipping you, since kneeling at someone's feet is a deeply submissive gesture.

As for the real life woman in this scenario? God only knows - but so long as she doesn't call the cops you've probably got away with it....

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

That u were a sub who wanted the taste of her strap on "

Some people are just obsessed with cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you post something a while ago about the same lady I seem to remember something about the kennels , if it wasn't you then sorry must just be me going mad.

Mad as in barking mad? "

Oi I resemble that remark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would depend if you tied them normally or if you tied them together so I tripped up and fell on my fucking face! "

Think it's too early in the relationship to go diving in with bondage and s & m !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

best ask her.

She's hard work. I smile at her and she refuses to smile but then she smiles a big smile and I can't help mself: i smile back. It's frustrating as hell."

there is a huge difference between a colleague and a friend, try being her friend first and things may lead on from there, if she likes you.

She may just be being polite, but I would never presume to tie someones laces for them once they are over the age of about 6- that is invading someones' personal space and infers that they areen't capable of making the decision to do it 'correctly'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why not go the whole hog and buy her a gift ?

some nice new boots with velcro fasteners

that way, she knows you like her and you don't have to worry about her personal safety !

it's a win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?"

I'd check you hadn't tied them together.

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By *landleeCouple
over a year ago

near hull


"why not go the whole hog and buy her a gift ?

some nice new boots with velcro fasteners

that way, she knows you like her and you don't have to worry about her personal safety !Pmsfl at velcro fasteners

it's a win win"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She probably thought you fancied her, she sounds shy and may be confused by your actions. Best to speak to her, ask her if she would like to get a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?

I'd check you hadn't tied them together. "

Yes Wishy but you are not a woman

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

she may be 'smiling' either 'cos she is unsure about you, there are many types of a 'smile'..

you took a chance actually doing what you did tbh..

if she took offence and called the Police you would certainly receive a 'bit of advice' m8..

i would if you ascertain verbally how she feels, if its anone runner then heed that advice..

if not, good luck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?

I'd check you hadn't tied them together.

Yes Wishy but you are not a woman "

I know, but the thread title said 'if you were a woman'.

Just saying, that's what I'd do lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

just ask her out,i know its hard but if you dont you will never know how she feels,cant you suggest you get lunch together and that way you could get to know each other a bit better and it would give you an idea as to the way she feels.

Oh and by the way ..How did she react to you tying her shoes????

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?"

I would actually find it a bit weird if somebody did that to me.

If you like her, ask her out for a drink, the worse she can say is no. Least you know how she feels then.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If someone out of the blue bent down to tie up the laces on my boots id expect them to lick them clean as well

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would expect you to lick my muff after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you post something a while ago about the same lady I seem to remember something about the kennels , if it wasn't you then sorry must just be me going mad. "

yeah, same girl..

they bought me a jacket, a top and a big bag of sweets for working there for christmas....that was strange....but great to get....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just ask her out,i know its hard but if you dont you will never know how she feels,cant you suggest you get lunch together and that way you could get to know each other a bit better and it would give you an idea as to the way she feels.

Oh and by the way ..How did she react to you tying her shoes????"

She walked in them and said she could walk in them. And she felt as if she was in them....and not slipping out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still work there?

If not, why are you hanging around the kennels?

If you are, standing staring at her might be a little unnerving for her.

If you approach her and tell her how you feel it might put her off you or do the opposite and she might end up tying your laces together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever get the urge to call a hackney carriage to the Whitechapel area of London lol

A rather confusing situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever get the urge to call a hackney carriage to the Whitechapel area of London "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you ( just suppose for the sake of this forum) I had a crush on you; how would you react if I bent down to tie the laces of your shoes if you didn't tie them tight enough?"

Dude I'm not a woman, I have lace ups and wouldn't be bending down in front of any bloke on here as some get desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The case for the police removing people's shoelaces has never been made more convincingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't think I'd care if you did that...but then I don't have boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just ask her out,i know its hard but if you dont you will never know how she feels,cant you suggest you get lunch together and that way you could get to know each other a bit better and it would give you an idea as to the way she feels.

Oh and by the way ..How did she react to you tying her shoes????"

and what are her puppies like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tied her shoe laces did you look up her skirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you tied her shoe laces did you look up her skirt?"

She works at the kennels....but that hasn't stopped me imagining what she looks like in a skirt. But as soon as i do one the dogs comes and knocks me off my feet..

that brings me down to earth...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if she works in the kennels, just mount her leg.

she will be used to that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"When you tied her shoe laces did you look up her skirt?

She works at the kennels....but that hasn't stopped me imagining what she looks like in a skirt. But as soon as i do one the dogs comes and knocks me off my feet..

that brings me down to earth..."

You think of her in a skirt and the dogs come ? Are they mindreaders ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you may be a future headline chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaannd...siiIITTT!!

Have you read the post about the puppy being castrated Grim49?

HEEL BOY! heeEEELLL!!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"tch, I'm taking that as a bliddy insult!

Damm. Better explain it then.

Theres a woman works at the kennels where i work and she wears hiking boots but she must have tied them up 3 or 4 times during the day so i just bent down and tied them up starting from the bottom to pull the laces tight

just wanted to know how she would interpret that

That u were a sub who wanted the taste of her strap on

Some people are just obsessed with cocks "

obsessed with some peoples cocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you tied her shoe laces did you look up her skirt?

She works at the kennels....but that hasn't stopped me imagining what she looks like in a skirt. But as soon as i do one the dogs comes and knocks me off my feet..

that brings me down to earth...

You think of her in a skirt and the dogs come ? Are they mindreaders ? "

erm, because i get distracted thinking about her i forget about the dogs hence they knock me over - it was kinda a joke...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Grim, sometimes I have to smile at your posts, and this is one of those times

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