FabSwingers.com forum: Not heard that in a long time

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What haven't you heard in a long time ?

Funniest comment wins a half eaten curly wurly

"I'm just popping out to rent a VHS cassette film from the shop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any change for the phone box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Can I have a P please Bob

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Can someone call the speaking clock

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Fancy a fuck "

Fancy a fuck ?

No need to thank me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What haven't you heard in a long time ?

Funniest comment wins a half eaten curly wurly

I'm just popping out to rent a VHS cassette film from the shop""

"gets home, pops video in player and says "Fuck me, that's hardcore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to check the football scores on Ceefax

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can you turn the wireless up !

Here's zeberdee time for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snippets of Dr Fox's voice between every song I'd taped off the radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres a 50k deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for a shower don't turn on the tap or flush the toilet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/19 19:04:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you’ve pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.ll make the phone call when the line is clear, we.re on a "party line"

Party line nowadays has whole different meaning

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm going for a shower don't turn on the tap or flush the toilet!!

I still have to say that in my house ! Lol

It's on my ever growing to do list

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By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston

Rent mans here

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Today we’re looking through the round window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ZX Spectrum loading a game up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RAG N BONE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dia dhuit. Conas a tá tú?

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Clark’s commandos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What haven't you heard in a long time ?

Funniest comment wins a half eaten curly wurly

"I'm just popping out to rent a VHS cassette film from the shop""
I still use my two in one dvd and video player every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit black over Bill's mothers.

(weather reference)

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By *aptain22Man
over a year ago

Manchester

01 811 8055

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

Do you wanna be in my gang my gang my gang?

Can't think why radio 2 don't have it on their play list!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck "

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

The national anthem when the television finished at midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping to Woolworths.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Take the bottles back and collect the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's turn is it to turn the telly over

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Please

Thank you

Excuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please

Thank you

Excuse me.

"
have you got a quarter inch duberry firkin please

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Up above the streets and houses, rainbow flying high.....

RIP Geoffrey

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Collect orange boxes from the grocers to chop up for kindling for the open fire

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Grrrrrrrrr F*#k*ng Rubik's cube

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Lights are out

Stick 50p in the meter

Gotta go I can here the beep........

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Good game good game

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

Stick a quid in the tele

oh the shame lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ooh Everard, shut that door.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Bring some more coal in for the fire.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Operator.....what number do you require?

Operator.....Can I reverse charge this call to you?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Operator.....what number do you require?

Operator.....Can I reverse charge this call to you? "

Lol I'd forgotten reverse charges

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

"Operator.....what number do you require?

Operator.....Can I reverse charge this call to you?

Lol I'd forgotten reverse charges"

Calls BT ... the phone box has just swallowed my 20p ... ok we’ll send you a 50p call card

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Big Brother House.....this is Davina....you are live on Ch 4 please do NOT swear....

Someone always swore....ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jr hartley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandstand theme tune

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie said miaow miaow

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

In a shop ‘you can have discount Madam for using cash’......

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Crackerjack

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My sis and me “Mum can we take the ornaments off the radiogramme coz we wanna play some records”

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The word discotheque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banzaiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

"Banzaiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Best.

Tv.

Show.

Ever.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What you don’t hear now is...

‘Let me walk you home’.....

I was walked home a lot then a nice snog in the dark.....how times have changed.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My Conker is a 7er.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Men can relate to this....

At the barbers being asked

‘Something for the weekend sir?’

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Got an 8 track in my car and it's stereo

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You don’t hear

Have you got it on vinyl?

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Are you going roller disco sat morning

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Dial a disk

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Dial a disk

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

192 Directoty Enquiries

Many years ago I had a guided tour of 192 in Sheffield and they would put orange road cones on the top of the computers when an Operator left their desk. That impressed me at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you look up an address on the rolodex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me check my filofax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banzaiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I met shaky handman from that show he was a very close friend of one of my friends.

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Brand x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take plastic

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Phone directories

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Phone directories"

My office junior days I had one for every major city, all in alpha order on shelves.....

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

‘Do you want a menu’

‘Thanks’

A few minutes later ...

‘A fully loaded Wimpy burger and chips please’

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What you don’t hear....

£5 for fish and chips or as we call em up north ‘once’

Used to be a cheap tea! Not now.....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me...."

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

*knock knock* Mum answers the door.

Friend, “Can Clare come out to play?”

Get off the computer, I need to use the telephone.

That dial up tone as connecting to the internet.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

People answering the telephone saying their number.....4291 for example.

No one does it now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People answering the telephone saying their number.....4291 for example.

No one does it now....except me "

At least you are honest X

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Get off the internet, your Mam needs the house phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BlackBerry messaging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off the internet, your Mam needs the house phone"

Lol that brings back memories haha

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Don't you dare go on the internet until 6pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a dunky?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

internet dial up noise

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I must by a comb

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU BUY ONE YOU HET ONE FREE! I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE! (Safestyle window man in that fucking annoying loud shouting voice!

And "Don't trip over the remote control wire for the video player!"

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

A straight answer from a politician

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Don't forget to take a map (pre sat nav)

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's a bit black over Bill's mothers.

(weather reference) "

I still say that, my Nan never did tell me who Bill was though!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Don't forget to take a map (pre sat nav)"

Think I’ve for one in my boot still! Not that I can read maps!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't forget to take a map (pre sat nav)

Think I’ve for one in my boot still! Not that I can read maps! "

And don't forget the town street map to go with it

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Keep out the black and in the red, you don’t anything for two in a bed!!

Not good for a swinging site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s chat in on msn messenger

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Pop man's here, what we having?

Bob's your uncle, Fannys your aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been tangooood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to blockbusters...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I got asked for Id the other day when buying booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow that porn tape.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I have a Freddo please”

“Yes, that’ll be 10 pence”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrr F*#k*ng Rubik's cube "

Got one for christmas can solve it thanks to youtube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Can I have a Freddo please”

“Yes, that’ll be 10 pence” "

See you hear that now but it's 50p...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I borrow that porn tape....."

Yeah don't forget to rewind it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going to the chippy.

Everyone has it delivered now fastvfood on a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep out the black and in the red, you don’t anything for two in a bed!!

Not good for a swinging site!"

Love a bit of bully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's the money for the Pools man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep out the black and in the red, you don’t anything for two in a bed!!

Not good for a swinging site!

Love a bit of bully! "

Iiiiiiiiiiìiiin 1

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The pop mans here, get all the empty bottles.

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