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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Good evening everyone..... since Ash has a prior engagement he has handed the bar over to me tonight.... I need a DJ if anyone is available to spin a few tunes

Serving a range of your favourite tipples don't all shout at once please!

Come and join me at the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lovely bar lady.

Can I have a pink gin and slimline tonic please, I need something to cheer me up on a cold wet Saturday.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello lovely bar lady.

Can I have a pink gin and slimline tonic please, I need something to cheer me up on a cold wet Saturday. "

Hi Lorna - first one in! One pink gin and slimline tonic..... there ya go! Enjoy

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

Good evening, could I have a fosters and black please? It's been a very testing day and a drink for yourself of course

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening, could I have a fosters and black please? It's been a very testing day and a drink for yourself of course "

Hi AllNatural! Yes sure you can... there you go! Enjoy! I'll join you with. Hendricks and tonic please x

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I be awkward and ask for a White Russian?? I fancy something different today

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I be awkward and ask for a White Russian?? I fancy something different today "

Sure you can... we serve anything here one White Russian ..... there you go! Enjoy it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a brandy on the rocks xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman? "

Pint of Golden coming up sir! There ya go x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Mine is a brandy on the rocks xx"

Oh are you in need too? brandy on the rocks for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman? "

You might need to put your glasses on.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I be awkward and ask for a White Russian?? I fancy something different today

Sure you can... we serve anything here one White Russian ..... there you go! Enjoy it x"

Why thank you kind bar lady

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman?

You might need to put your glasses on. "

Ha ha ha naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman?

You might need to put your glasses on. "

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I be awkward and ask for a White Russian?? I fancy something different today

Sure you can... we serve anything here one White Russian ..... there you go! Enjoy it x

Why thank you kind bar lady "

Your very welcome x

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Pint of Guinness please young lady ,

Dont forget the shamrock xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Good evening everyone..... since Ash has a prior engagement he has handed the bar over to me tonight.... I need a DJ if anyone is available to spin a few tunes

Serving a range of your favourite tipples don't all shout at once please!

Come and join me at the bar "

I'll be your dj if it's a northern soul bar but I might fail with modern requests

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pint of Guinness please young lady ,

Dont forget the shamrock xx"

Ha ha Guinness with a shamrock! ( it's not st Patrick's day yet! )

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening lovely lady! Please may I have a violet gin with ice? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a pint of golden, can you do that please barman?

Pint of Golden coming up sir! There ya go x"

Thank you, have 1 on me.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening everyone..... since Ash has a prior engagement he has handed the bar over to me tonight.... I need a DJ if anyone is available to spin a few tunes

Serving a range of your favourite tipples don't all shout at once please!

Come and join me at the bar

I'll be your dj if it's a northern soul bar but I might fail with modern requests "

Well that will start us off thanks x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening lovely lady! Please may I have a violet gin with ice? Xx"

Hey Babs of course you can .... my pleasure. violet gin with ice for you x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There will be hot roasties and sauceage rolls of the bar later folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!...so ready for a drink right about now!! 2 large g&ts for us please!!....slice of lime if you have it??

Thanks DC!

PT x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"There will be hot roasties and sauceage rolls of the bar later folks "

Hot roasties? I’m coming here again

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all!...so ready for a drink right about now!! 2 large g&ts for us please!!....slice of lime if you have it??

Thanks DC!

PT x "

Hi PT! 2 large G&Ts coming up with a lime slice.... enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"There will be hot roasties and sauceage rolls of the bar later folks

Hot roasties? I’m coming here again "

Yep! Proper crispy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!...so ready for a drink right about now!! 2 large g&ts for us please!!....slice of lime if you have it??

Thanks DC!

PT x

Hi PT! 2 large G&Ts coming up with a lime slice.... enjoy! "

Perfect!! Thank you lovely lady! xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Does anyone need a refill? Enjoying the music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A JD & on ice, a large one if i may please ?

Hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC can I have a cold white wine please x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Good evening everyone..... since Ash has a prior engagement he has handed the bar over to me tonight.... I need a DJ if anyone is available to spin a few tunes

Serving a range of your favourite tipples don't all shout at once please!

Come and join me at the bar

I'll be your dj if it's a northern soul bar but I might fail with modern requests

Well that will start us off thanks x"

My pleasure, I'll fill the floor for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaargh ......& cola

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A JD & on ice, a large one if i may please ?

Hic"

Oh I love JD on ice.... there ya go!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC can I have a cold white wine please x "

Hi Angie! Chilled white wine .... there you go! Enjoy it, shout me when you're ready for a refil

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening everyone..... since Ash has a prior engagement he has handed the bar over to me tonight.... I need a DJ if anyone is available to spin a few tunes

Serving a range of your favourite tipples don't all shout at once please!

Come and join me at the bar

I'll be your dj if it's a northern soul bar but I might fail with modern requests

Well that will start us off thanks x

My pleasure, I'll fill the floor for you"

Great! Get everyone up on the floor

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening DC...

Can i have brandy and cola please..

I might pop back in later if any sausage rolls left!

doing a great job so far Diamond x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A JD & on ice, a large one if i may please ?

Hic

Oh I love JD on ice.... there ya go! "

Cheers me dears

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Aaaargh ......& cola "

Ha ha .... that bad! lol there's some cola for you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC...

Can i have brandy and cola please..

I might pop back in later if any sausage rolls left!

doing a great job so far Diamond x "

Hi Ash! Tipple on your way to a party? Yeah it's going ok thanks, I'm getting the hang of it

There's your brandy and cola.... I'll save some sauceage rolls for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a brandy on the rocks xx

Oh are you in need too? brandy on the rocks for you x"

why thank you land lady music is fab xx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Mine is a brandy on the rocks xx

Oh are you in need too? brandy on the rocks for you xwhy thank you land lady music is fab xx"

You're welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening DC can I have a cold white wine please x

Hi Angie! Chilled white wine .... there you go! Enjoy it, shout me when you're ready for a refil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service "

It's not table service sir but what can I get you?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Good evening all - DC, I'd love a glass of champagne...

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening all - DC, I'd love a glass of champagne..."

Good evening handsome . I'll open a bottle and share it with you ..... 'pop' !! ......

There you go! Cheers x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Good evening all - DC, I'd love a glass of champagne...

Good evening handsome . I'll open a bottle and share it with you ..... 'pop' !! ......

There you go! Cheers x"

Thanks gorgeous... more than happy to share with you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you?"

oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Any chance of a pornstar martini? Would get my evening off to a good start before I go to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you? oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please "

You can, how would you like it?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please. "

Good evening Cheeky69, I've just ordered a bottle of champagne if you fancy a glass x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Any chance of a pornstar martini? Would get my evening off to a good start before I go to a club "

hi Glittersub! Oh great choice I love a pornstart! There you go! Enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Good evening Cheeky69, I've just ordered a bottle of champagne if you fancy a glass x"

.yes please, that would be lovely

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please. "

Hi Cheeky! Ha ha yes you did lol he's a large one for you and the bottle in a cooler so you can help yourself. Maybe Angie might join you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Good evening Cheeky69, I've just ordered a bottle of champagne if you fancy a glass x.yes please, that would be lovely "

Oh.... champagne .... there's a glass.... sounds you're gonna be leaving in the same state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you? oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please

You can, how would you like it?"

nice and strong please.thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Hi Cheeky! Ha ha yes you did lol he's a large one for you and the bottle in a cooler so you can help yourself. Maybe Angie might join you "

I’m sat with Mr Girth sharing his Champagne, Angie is very welcome to join us and thank you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you? oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please

You can, how would you like it? nice and strong please.thankyou "

Sure there you go! Why are you sat in the corner?

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Any chance of a pornstar martini? Would get my evening off to a good start before I go to a club

hi Glittersub! Oh great choice I love a pornstart! There you go! Enjoy it"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Good evening Cheeky69, I've just ordered a bottle of champagne if you fancy a glass x.yes please, that would be lovely

Oh.... champagne .... there's a glass.... sounds you're gonna be leaving in the same state "

let’s hope so...lol...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like to suggest the Post Modern Jukebox.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Any chance of a pornstar martini? Would get my evening off to a good start before I go to a club

hi Glittersub! Oh great choice I love a pornstart! There you go! Enjoy it

Thank you "

You're welcome

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'd quite like to suggest the Post Modern Jukebox."

Oh well... the floor is yours, set a play list

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Hi Cheeky! Ha ha yes you did lol he's a large one for you and the bottle in a cooler so you can help yourself. Maybe Angie might join you I’m sat with Mr Girth sharing his Champagne, Angie is very welcome to join us and thank you "

We're in the VIP area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you? oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please

You can, how would you like it? nice and strong please.thankyou

Sure there you go! Why are you sat in the corner?"

it’s been a pretty bad day,just having some me time,anyway that was a lovely coffee,I must get off,see you again x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Hi Cheeky! Ha ha yes you did lol he's a large one for you and the bottle in a cooler so you can help yourself. Maybe Angie might join you I’m sat with Mr Girth sharing his Champagne, Angie is very welcome to join us and thank you

We're in the VIP area..."

I would expect no less with a gorgeous DJ on .... looking scrumptious tonight sir x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Goes and sits in the corner awaiting service

It's not table service sir but what can I get you? oh I do apologise my lovely,could I just have a coffee please

You can, how would you like it? nice and strong please.thankyou

Sure there you go! Why are you sat in the corner? it’s been a pretty bad day,just having some me time,anyway that was a lovely coffee,I must get off,see you again x "

Hope tomorrow is a better day, take care x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A nice warm mulled wine to keep the cold out please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening OP, good evening everyone. I left here a bit d*unk last night, could I have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc please.

Hi Cheeky! Ha ha yes you did lol he's a large one for you and the bottle in a cooler so you can help yourself. Maybe Angie might join you I’m sat with Mr Girth sharing his Champagne, Angie is very welcome to join us and thank you

It’s lovely in here and you look fab

We're in the VIP area..."

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A nice warm mulled wine to keep the cold out please xxx"

Great choice on this cold evening there you go, pull up a chair by the fire

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Good evening DC and all, pleasure to see you

Please may I have a whiskey and ? Thanks in advance

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC and all, pleasure to see you

Please may I have a whiskey and ? Thanks in advance"

Good evening Ole' blue eyes

Of course... whiskey..... on the rocks? Soda? Ice? Are you going large ( drink I mean )

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Good evening DC and all, pleasure to see you

Please may I have a whiskey and ? Thanks in advance

Good evening Ole' blue eyes

Of course... whiskey..... on the rocks? Soda? Ice? Are you going large ( drink I mean ) "

Oh yeah, banned word! Whiskey and cola please, small for now and I may go large later on

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC and all, pleasure to see you

Please may I have a whiskey and ? Thanks in advance

Good evening Ole' blue eyes

Of course... whiskey..... on the rocks? Soda? Ice? Are you going large ( drink I mean )

Oh yeah, banned word! Whiskey and cola please, small for now and I may go large later on "

Good answer!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC and all, pleasure to see you

Please may I have a whiskey and ? Thanks in advance

Good evening Ole' blue eyes

Of course... whiskey..... on the rocks? Soda? Ice? Are you going large ( drink I mean )

Oh yeah, banned word! Whiskey and cola please, small for now and I may go large later on "

There's you whiskey and cola x

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x"

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ? "

Something nice and warming x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

Something nice and warming x"

vodka flavours.... cherry/salted caramel/chocolate/grapefruit?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

Something nice and warming xvodka flavours.... cherry/salted caramel/chocolate/grapefruit?"

Cherry please ...and have one for yourself x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

Something nice and warming xvodka flavours.... cherry/salted caramel/chocolate/grapefruit?

Cherry please ...and have one for yourself x"

very coming up .... lined a few up on the bar for you! I'll have raspberry thank you!

Crikey champagne and shots.... that doesn't bode well in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a vodka please. Better make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, pint of Stella and your own Dimond.

Many ladies in tonight?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'll have a vodka please. Better make it a double "

There ya go! Double vodka ... enjoy

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all, pint of Stella and your own Dimond.

Many ladies in tonight?

"

Hello! Pint of ice Stella coming up.... there ya go and I'll finish off the champagne thanks

A few in earlier only a couple now.... and me of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, pint of Stella and your own Dimond.

Many ladies in tonight?

Hello! Pint of ice Stella coming up.... there ya go and I'll finish off the champagne thanks

A few in earlier only a couple now.... and me of course"

Thank you, I’ll just stay at the bar and admire you then

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all, pint of Stella and your own Dimond.

Many ladies in tonight?

Hello! Pint of ice Stella coming up.... there ya go and I'll finish off the champagne thanks

A few in earlier only a couple now.... and me of course

Thank you, I’ll just stay at the bar and admire you then "

Pull up a chair have a chat

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

Something nice and warming xvodka flavours.... cherry/salted caramel/chocolate/grapefruit?

Cherry please ...and have one for yourself x

very coming up .... lined a few up on the bar for you! I'll have raspberry thank you!

Crikey champagne and shots.... that doesn't bode well in the morning "

Oohh any apple shots before I have to go?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"D'ya fancy doing some shots with me DC?... x

Oooo yes good idea! Name your shots ?

Something nice and warming xvodka flavours.... cherry/salted caramel/chocolate/grapefruit?

Cherry please ...and have one for yourself x

very coming up .... lined a few up on the bar for you! I'll have raspberry thank you!

Crikey champagne and shots.... that doesn't bode well in the morning

Oohh any apple shots before I have to go? "

Oh good choice! Apple shots .... there you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka please. Better make it a double

There ya go! Double vodka ... enjoy "

Thanks

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Please may I have a large whiskey and cola now? Small humans and Fortnite

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Please may I have a large whiskey and cola now? Small humans and Fortnite "

Ha ha the joys of small people eh! You sure can.... there you are x

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

DC, your looking lovely as per usual

Can I have a whisky and diet cola please and whatever your having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPA please lovely / and nibbles going too?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"DC, your looking lovely as per usual

Can I have a whisky and diet cola please and whatever your having "

Hello lovely! Nice to see you your thread is full

Whiskey and .... there you go x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"IPA please lovely / and nibbles going too? "

Evening PB nice to see you pint of IPA for you and I'm just waiting roasties and sauceage rolls to come out of the oven.... 2 secs ...

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"DC, your looking lovely as per usual

Can I have a whisky and diet cola please and whatever your having "

Lol diet cola!! Nearly missed it . I'll have a Hendricks and tonic please x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Thank god ive been gasping. Ill have a double vodka and Diet Coke, 2 sambucas, a large Pinot Grigio and take one for yourself

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Thank god ive been gasping. Ill have a double vodka and Diet Coke, 2 sambucas, a large Pinot Grigio and take one for yourself "

Evening Miss Penny wow you're going for it! Double vodka and Diet Coke.... 2 sambucas and a PG...... phew.... I'll put a Hendricks in thanks and drink it later x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

** Roasties and sauceage rolls on the bar folks!* help yourself

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Thank god ive been gasping. Ill have a double vodka and Diet Coke, 2 sambucas, a large Pinot Grigio and take one for yourself

Evening Miss Penny wow you're going for it! Double vodka and Diet Coke.... 2 sambucas and a PG...... phew.... I'll put a Hendricks in thanks and drink it later x"

Hard week. I’ll be back for another drink in 5 mins once these are gone drink on the job. It’s allowed in the fab bar

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"** Roasties and sauceage rolls on the bar folks!* help yourself "

Oh my god. I love a roastie (runs from her table and doesn’t care about the shame of being the first chubby girl in the queue for food)

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Thank god ive been gasping. Ill have a double vodka and Diet Coke, 2 sambucas, a large Pinot Grigio and take one for yourself

Evening Miss Penny wow you're going for it! Double vodka and Diet Coke.... 2 sambucas and a PG...... phew.... I'll put a Hendricks in thanks and drink it later x

Hard week. I’ll be back for another drink in 5 mins once these are gone drink on the job. It’s allowed in the fab bar "

Ha ha better pour the next lot ready then

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"** Roasties and sauceage rolls on the bar folks!* help yourself

Oh my god. I love a roastie (runs from her table and doesn’t care about the shame of being the first chubby girl in the queue for food)"

Can't beat proper crispy roasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IPA please lovely / and nibbles going too?

Evening PB nice to see you pint of IPA for you and I'm just waiting roasties and sauceage rolls to come out of the oven.... 2 secs ..."

Champion thanks!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"IPA please lovely / and nibbles going too?

Evening PB nice to see you pint of IPA for you and I'm just waiting roasties and sauceage rolls to come out of the oven.... 2 secs ...

Champion thanks! "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im feeling like a change this evening and wanted a voldka lime and lemonade please.. does your Jukebox have Guns N Roses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a please has iam driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we sorted a different for the night?

I know this is a long shot but can I get some mad dog 20 20 please?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Im feeling like a change this evening and wanted a voldka lime and lemonade please.. does your Jukebox have Guns N Roses?"

Hiya Funseeker! Vodka and lime ... there you are and yes it does! Any particular track?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I will have a please has iam driving"

hey Skye, sounds like you e already had a few wanna try again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im feeling like a change this evening and wanted a voldka lime and lemonade please.. does your Jukebox have Guns N Roses?

Hiya Funseeker! Vodka and lime ... there you are and yes it does! Any particular track? "

Welcome to the jungle seems appropriate...

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Have we sorted a different for the night?

I know this is a long shot but can I get some mad dog 20 20 please?"

Ah! The Original Ready to Drink.... you sure can, there's a bottle in a cooler and glasses for you. enjoy!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Have we sorted a different for the night?

I know this is a long shot but can I get some mad dog 20 20 please?

Ah! The Original Ready to Drink.... you sure can, there's a bottle in a cooler and glasses for you. enjoy! "

With lambrini and frosty jacks chasers haha

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Im feeling like a change this evening and wanted a voldka lime and lemonade please.. does your Jukebox have Guns N Roses?

Hiya Funseeker! Vodka and lime ... there you are and yes it does! Any particular track?

Welcome to the jungle seems appropriate... "

Ha ha yes! https://youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg

When guys had longer hair than women and a very you Axle Rose

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Have we sorted a different for the night?

I know this is a long shot but can I get some mad dog 20 20 please?

Ah! The Original Ready to Drink.... you sure can, there's a bottle in a cooler and glasses for you. enjoy!

With lambrini and frosty jacks chasers haha"

Lady I'm not carrying you home later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a jd then thankyou oh and some quavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its busy in here tonight but the service is to an excellent standard

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just a jd then thankyou oh and some quavers"

JD and quavers... there you go

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Its busy in here tonight but the service is to an excellent standard"

It is and thanks.... I'm run off my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening!

Double Hennessy and Coke would be lovely, thanks

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening!

Double Hennessy and Coke would be lovely, thanks "

Hi Sapphire! Wow don't get asked for Hennessy often these days * blows dust off the bottle* .... there you go, enjoy it x

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

that be a vodie and red bull.and cold cider please poured with love and kindness .

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"that be a vodie and red bull.and cold cider please poured with love and kindness ."

Hey a voice and red bull ( that will keep you up all night ) and an ice cold cider...... with love and kindness x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"that be a vodie and red bull.and cold cider please poured with love and kindness ."

Urghhhh vodie*

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Right, if you have strongbow cloudy cider, can I have a pint of that with vimto please, as well as my previous order (hic). Too many roasties haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening!

Double Hennessy and Coke would be lovely, thanks

Hi Sapphire! Wow don't get asked for Hennessy often these days * blows dust off the bottle* .... there you go, enjoy it x"

Haha I know, but I like it!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Right, if you have strongbow cloudy cider, can I have a pint of that with vimto please, as well as my previous order (hic). Too many roasties haha xx"

Lmao!!! Piss artist your order is on a tray on the bar Madame

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening!

Double Hennessy and Coke would be lovely, thanks

Hi Sapphire! Wow don't get asked for Hennessy often these days * blows dust off the bottle* .... there you go, enjoy it x

Haha I know, but I like it! "

It's a great drink

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a babycham with fresh cherries please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in the bath after rugby ... would it be possible to have a hot chocolate with am amoretto in please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a babycham with fresh cherries please.....

"

Ooooo yes you can have a Baby ham with cherries in a lovely cocktail glass.... enjoy it x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a babycham with fresh cherries please.....

Ooooo yes you can have a Babycham with cherries in a lovely cocktail glass.... enjoy it x"

Bloody auto carrot

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By *harles234Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Can I a white gin ......

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just got in the bath after rugby ... would it be possible to have a hot chocolate with am amoretto in please "

Good evening your grace * curtsy* hot chocolate with amoretto sounds Devine... coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in the bath after rugby ... would it be possible to have a hot chocolate with am amoretto in please

Good evening your grace * curtsy* hot chocolate with amoretto sounds Devine... coming up "

Thanks

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I a white gin ......"

Hello! Any particular brand of gin?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just got in the bath after rugby ... would it be possible to have a hot chocolate with am amoretto in please "

There you go! Ooo that's looks good I might have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who else fancies Jager Bombs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind a cheeky jäger boom me

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? "

Oh god yes! I love those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bomb*

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Two coming up.... I'll line up for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got in the bath after rugby ... would it be possible to have a hot chocolate with am amoretto in please

There you go! Ooo that's looks good I might have one"

Go for it! Highly recommended

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? "
i [k] female half baned from them lupiness when have a couple .but another vodie red bull and cold cider with love and kindness be great .hey fuck it get every one in the bar a drink put on my mans tab ha ha

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? i [k] female half baned from them lupiness when have a couple .but another vodie red bull and cold cider with love and kindness be great .hey fuck it get every one in the bar a drink put on my mans tab ha ha "

* DRINKS ARE ON KGREYGOR!*

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? i [k] female half baned from them lupiness when have a couple .but another vodie red bull and cold cider with love and kindness be great .hey fuck it get every one in the bar a drink put on my mans tab ha ha "

Vodie and red bull and a cold cider coming up.... there you go!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Southern Comfort on ice and for the lady Amaretto and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to join me for a drink

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? i [k] female half baned from them lupiness when have a couple .but another vodie red bull and cold cider with love and kindness be great .hey fuck it get every one in the bar a drink put on my mans tab ha ha

Vodie and red bull and a cold cider coming up.... there you go!"

thanks he said make sure no one has a drink more than 75 p .could be skint when leave E U ha

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Southern Comfort on ice and for the lady Amaretto and lemonade "

Hello! There you go sir - southern comfort on ice and Amaretto with lemonade ..

You might struggle to find a table, it's busy tonight

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Who else fancies Jager Bombs? i [k] female half baned from them lupiness when have a couple .but another vodie red bull and cold cider with love and kindness be great .hey fuck it get every one in the bar a drink put on my mans tab ha ha

Vodie and red bull and a cold cider coming up.... there you go!thanks he said make sure no one has a drink more than 75 p .could be skint when leave E U ha "

Lmao!!!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Who wants to join me for a drink "

I'm sure everyone will if you shout

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

does anyone need a refill.... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"does anyone need a refill.... ?"

I’ll have another please, be rude not to, and I ain’t got no work tomorrow x

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Rose wine n lemonade please with a sneaky bit of Bon Jovi xxx

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"does anyone need a refill.... ?

I’ll have another please, be rude not to, and I ain’t got no work tomorrow x"

Pint of Stella, there you go

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Rose wine n lemonade please with a sneaky bit of Bon Jovi xxx"

Good evening your highness Rose and lemonade coming up..... there you go

I’ll go and put some Bon Jovi on for you

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

** last riders at the bar folks** I’m away to bed

Ash I have left you some sauceage rolls behind the bar

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Thanks to everyone who popped in tonight

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Quick jägerbomb before bed please, that sounds like a splendid idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks to everyone who popped in tonight "

Thank you for being a great barmaid x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"** last riders at the bar folks** I’m away to bed

Ash I have left you some sauceage rolls behind the bar

"

Good evening DC...

Thanks very much for standing in for me at the fab bar this evening and for doing such a great job and keeping everyones drinks flowing on this wet and miserable evening.

I will take the sausage rolls home with me to munch on Sunday.

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

think i left my thong on back of door in gents while i got gang banged in the loo .keep them till next week got a man who wats them used .ha ha

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