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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I repeat are there any old people called Darren. Over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not old or a darren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I repeat are there any old people called Darren. Over!"

Define old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met an old man called Brett. Seemed odd.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott! You make a good and highly disturbing point here.

Do all Darren’s expire early - a bit like Logan’s Run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any young women called Audrey ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I repeat are there any old people called Darren. Over!

Define old?"

They make a weird noise when they get out of the chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know an old man called Kyle. Does that count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I repeat are there any old people called Darren. Over!

Define old?"

Bean bags are a no go area, they could be there for days ?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Darren from “Bewitched”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with a 50 year old called Darren, that’s old to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an amos under 60?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m talking Darren’s in there late 60’s at least.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great Scott! You make a good and highly disturbing point here.

Do all Darren’s expire early - a bit like Logan’s Run?

It’s weird, I’ve known a Darren past mid 40’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great Scott! You make a good and highly disturbing point here.

Do all Darren’s expire early - a bit like Logan’s Run?

It’s weird, I’ve known a Darren past mid 40’s"
m

* never known

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there an amos under 60?"

Or a Burt - I think they must be born old and remain the very same throughout their lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m talking Darren’s in there late 60’s at least."
your not called a Darren are you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I met an old man called Brett. Seemed odd. "

Suede lead singer ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m talking Darren’s in there late 60’s at least.your not called a Darren are you..."

No and I’m 45.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average age of blake is 19 so im considered old for my name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any interesting Colin’s yet, I repeat any interesting Colins yet. Over!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Have we lost Darren?

Has anyone seen Darren?

Has everyone checked their “Who Is Nearby” in case Darren is close?

We darn well better find Darren.

DAAAAAAAAAARRRENNNNN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some a couple of years younger than me.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Aww ffs now Colin’s gone missing.

Callin Colin.

COLINNNN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met an old man called Brett. Seemed odd.

Suede lead singer ?"

No he was even older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any interesting Colin’s yet, I repeat any interesting Colins yet. Over! "

Colin Firth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orville?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to the pub, to look for Colin...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I know a dog called Colin

I don’t know any Darren’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An old bloke called Daz or Dazza just isn’t right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m talking Darren’s in there late 60’s at least."

That was the era of the good old British names like Robert, Stephen, Richard, Andrew.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

What about an old Kylie... or Jordan? Especially a male Jordan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orville?"
who is your very best friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any pretty Sheila’s out there, I repeat any pretty Sheila’s out there ?! Over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orville? who is your very best friend

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u tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pretty Sheila’s out there, I repeat any pretty Sheila’s out there ?! Over! "
in australia mate

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Great Scott! You make a good and highly disturbing point here.

Do all Darren’s expire early - a bit like Logan’s Run?

It’s weird, I’ve known a Darren past mid 40’sm

* never known "

I went to school with a Darren and I’m 52 so there is a Yorkshire Darren somewhere over 50! Are you bored today Tame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just walk into every British Legion club and shout Darren, bet there’s none in any of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great Scott! You make a good and highly disturbing point here.

Do all Darren’s expire early - a bit like Logan’s Run?

It’s weird, I’ve known a Darren past mid 40’sm

* never known

I went to school with a Darren and I’m 52 so there is a Yorkshire Darren somewhere over 50! Are you bored today Tame? "

On a lunch break, I’ve been thinking about it for weeks now.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

interesting question op. Im nearly 54 and darren was a popular name when i was growing up not sure i know of any darrens within a year or so older than me. First boy i kissed when i was about 8 was called darren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dads forign mates called darren he must be late 50s

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Any pretty Sheila’s out there, I repeat any pretty Sheila’s out there ?! Over! "

For crying out loud... lock the doors. We’re haemorrhaging people here. It’s like an episode of “Lost” or “Walking Dead” with folk disappea-

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I work with a pretty Sheila she’s around 45 years old and she really is pretty.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What about Clive then, he just be on the decline too, not to mention Nigel, they just don’t exist anymore

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I bet there are no old Tayler's or Chardonnay's just yet...

Give it another 50-60 years or so and there'll plenty of them frequenting Essex bingo halls.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I bet there are no old Tayler's or Chardonnay's just yet...

Give it another 50-60 years or so and there'll plenty of them frequenting Essex bingo halls."

Ohh just imagine all those old dear called Paris shouting for a full line

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I bet there are no old Tayler's or Chardonnay's just yet...

Give it another 50-60 years or so and there'll plenty of them frequenting Essex bingo halls.

Ohh just imagine all those old dear called Paris shouting for a full line

A blue rinsed granny named Brooke shouting "House"! ...steer clear of Basildon - we might be ok!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I bet there are no old Tayler's or Chardonnay's just yet...

Give it another 50-60 years or so and there'll plenty of them frequenting Essex bingo halls.

Ohh just imagine all those old dear called Paris shouting for a full line

A blue rinsed granny named Brooke shouting "House"! ...steer clear of Basildon - we might be ok!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Darren Day is 50

Darren Daye is 58

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s? "

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce."

Did she say 'no?'

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan
over a year ago

Salisbury

"I met an old man called Brett. Seemed odd. "

Brit?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce."

Beyoncé is good at shimmying that rear end, I can do that too and I’m not joking either, it’s all about concentration and relaxing the body....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce.

Did she say 'no?' "

It wasnt so much 'no', just something about putting a ring on it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off to the pub, to look for Colin...

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He is up the chase with Stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce.

Beyoncé is good at shimmying that rear end, I can do that too and I’m not joking either, it’s all about concentration and relaxing the body....

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gotta see that

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce.

Beyoncé is good at shimmying that rear end, I can do that too and I’m not joking either, it’s all about concentration and relaxing the body....

gotta see that"

Are you serious Playboy? I’m one helluva woman and quite a handful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any old Kylie’s....or Beyonce’s?

I bet Ms Minogue will still look smoking hot in another ten years to come...

I don't like Beyonce.

Beyoncé is good at shimmying that rear end, I can do that too and I’m not joking either, it’s all about concentration and relaxing the body....

gotta see that

Are you serious Playboy? I’m one helluva woman and quite a handful....

"
yes im serious i have strong hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any fashion designers called Gary, Terry or Julie yet ?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m talking Darren’s in there late 60’s at least."

Darren didnt become popular until the late 60s/early 70s. The oldest Darren I've met was born in 62. I seriously doubt you'll get anyone older than that in the UK.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Darren Day is 50

Darren Daye is 58"

Darren Daye is American. Doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah good question "

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any young Doris' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah good question

Meh."

Saucer of milk Jim ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good points everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good points everyone

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any French men called Dave yet, I repeat any Frenchmen called Dave yet, over ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good points everyone

This

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good points everyone

This

That

Susan Sarandon X

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Any French men called Dave yet, I repeat any Frenchmen called Dave yet, over ?!"

Ginola?

I am weirdly fascinated by the way I find it hard to imagine some young/old people with certain names.

I do know that a disproportionately high amount of murderers are called Colin.

(Not Colin Stagg though, the poor, proven innocent, sod)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any young ladies called Ethel?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Any French men called Dave yet, I repeat any Frenchmen called Dave yet, over ?!

Ginola?

I am weirdly fascinated by the way I find it hard to imagine some young/old people with certain names.

I do know that a disproportionately high amount of murderers are called Colin.

(Not Colin Stagg though, the poor, proven innocent, sod)"

Scratch that - he’s always Dav-eeed.

I’m right about Colins though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a Daren who was over 50. Missing an R though.

Somehow that made him cooler.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Grandparent names are back for babies now!

Although, I know a toddler called Brian... It's just weird.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to get a cat as I'm heading in the mad fat old cat lady direction .

I think I'm going to call it Darren

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I really want to get a cat as I'm heading in the mad fat old cat lady direction .

I think I'm going to call it Darren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any French men called Dave yet, I repeat any Frenchmen called Dave yet, over ?!"
ginolla

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Any young ladies called Ethel? "

I know a young child named Ethel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know an Eric and a Stanley, both youngish.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I know someone who has very young kids with very old fashioned names.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Any French men called Dave yet, I repeat any Frenchmen called Dave yet, over ?!"

Où est Dave? Nous avons perdu Dave maintenant!

(Where’s Dave. We’ve lost Dave now)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Any pretty Sheila’s out there, I repeat any pretty Sheila’s out there ?! Over! "
I used to live with a pretty Sheila called Kylie

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Any young ladies called Ethel? "

Don't look Ethel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any bricklayers called Julian yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good points everyone

This

That

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. Other

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