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"The last thing you had to uwrap/open is going up your arse. What was it? Brake pads for a Mini Cooper " Speeding ticket | |||
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"The last thing you had to uwrap/open is going up your arse. What was it? Brake pads for a Mini Cooper Speeding ticket " ...a VW GOLF driver by any chance?? | |||
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"A walnut whip " You still haven't paid me for it yet Ness - and for the carpet burns cream. | |||
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"A walnut whip You still haven't paid me for it yet Ness - and for the carpet burns cream." Cheque is in the post xx | |||
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"A walnut whip You still haven't paid me for it yet Ness - and for the carpet burns cream.Cheque is in the post xx" Is it a cheque that your arse can't cash? x | |||
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"A walnut whip You still haven't paid me for it yet Ness - and for the carpet burns cream.Cheque is in the post xx Is it a cheque that your arse can't cash? xProbably one of those bouncy ones xx" No worries, maybe it'll have a different kind of value such as filter overriding? x | |||
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"A walnut whip You still haven't paid me for it yet Ness - and for the carpet burns cream.Cheque is in the post xx Is it a cheque that your arse can't cash? xProbably one of those bouncy ones xx No worries, maybe it'll have a different kind of value such as filter overriding? x" Your wish is my command x | |||
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"Greggs sausage roll" ...of the vegan variety? | |||
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"Greggs sausage roll ...of the vegan variety? " God no, proper sausage, I still don't want it up my arse though! | |||
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"New kitchen knives... Ouch. Still new definition of "sword swallower" " | |||
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"Last thing I opened was my front door. Can I use lube " Puts a whole new meaning to ‘put wood in’th hole’. (Lancashire phrase I think) | |||
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"Last thing I opened was my front door. Can I use lube Puts a whole new meaning to ‘put wood in’th hole’. (Lancashire phrase I think) " You are correct Sir. If anyone needs me, I'm in A&E explaining how I was busy sorting my bathroom out and inadvertently stood on a tube of ky. Then the postman rang the doorbell and in my haste to get to him before he left a parcel with a neighbour, I ran down the stairs, tripped over the dog and all my clothes fell off. In my horror I covered my now naked arse with my hand that happened to be covered in KY (following the attempted clean up). As I got to the door and opened it, the dog tried to escape. He ran through my legs and I was bowled over, impaling myself on the corner of the door... | |||
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"Last thing I opened was my front door. Can I use lube Puts a whole new meaning to ‘put wood in’th hole’. (Lancashire phrase I think) You are correct Sir. If anyone needs me, I'm in A&E explaining how I was busy sorting my bathroom out and inadvertently stood on a tube of ky. Then the postman rang the doorbell and in my haste to get to him before he left a parcel with a neighbour, I ran down the stairs, tripped over the dog and all my clothes fell off. In my horror I covered my now naked arse with my hand that happened to be covered in KY (following the attempted clean up). As I got to the door and opened it, the dog tried to escape. He ran through my legs and I was bowled over, impaling myself on the corner of the door..." That's funny. You must work in A&E.... | |||
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"Last thing I opened was my front door. Can I use lube Puts a whole new meaning to ‘put wood in’th hole’. (Lancashire phrase I think) You are correct Sir. If anyone needs me, I'm in A&E explaining how I was busy sorting my bathroom out and inadvertently stood on a tube of ky. Then the postman rang the doorbell and in my haste to get to him before he left a parcel with a neighbour, I ran down the stairs, tripped over the dog and all my clothes fell off. In my horror I covered my now naked arse with my hand that happened to be covered in KY (following the attempted clean up). As I got to the door and opened it, the dog tried to escape. He ran through my legs and I was bowled over, impaling myself on the corner of the door..." Haha. .... but how does that explain the vibrating cock ring? | |||
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"The last thing you had to uwrap/open is going up your arse. What was it? Brake pads for a Mini Cooper " Steak and Kidney pie! Tasty! | |||
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"Last thing I opened was my front door. Can I use lube Puts a whole new meaning to ‘put wood in’th hole’. (Lancashire phrase I think) You are correct Sir. If anyone needs me, I'm in A&E explaining how I was busy sorting my bathroom out and inadvertently stood on a tube of ky. Then the postman rang the doorbell and in my haste to get to him before he left a parcel with a neighbour, I ran down the stairs, tripped over the dog and all my clothes fell off. In my horror I covered my now naked arse with my hand that happened to be covered in KY (following the attempted clean up). As I got to the door and opened it, the dog tried to escape. He ran through my legs and I was bowled over, impaling myself on the corner of the door..." Ouch! Bloody ouch!, | |||
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